17961685sweete tutch, a quicke venewe of wit,
snip
snap, quicke and
17971686home, it reioyceth my intelle
ct, true wit.
17981687Page. O
fferd by a childe to an old man: which is wit-old.
18001688Peda. What is the
figure? What is the
figure?
18021690Peda. Thou di
sputes like an Infant: goe whip thy Gigg.
18041691Pag. Lende me your Horne to make one, and I will whip
18051692about your Infamie
vnū cita a gigge of a Cuckolds horne.
18071693Clow. And I had but one peny in the world thou
should
st 18081694haue it to buy Ginger bread: Holde, there is the verie
18091695Remuneration I had of thy Mai
ster, thou halfepennie
18101696pur
se of wit, thou Pidgin-egge of di
scretion. O and the
18111697heauens were
so plea
sed, that thou wart but my Ba
- 1698stard; What a ioyfull father woulde
st thou make me?
18121699Go to, thou ha
st it
ad dungil at the
fingers ends, as they
say.
18141700Peda. Oh I
smell fal
se Latine,
dunghel for
vnguem.
18151701Brag. Arts-man preambulat, we will be
singuled from the
18161702barbarous. Do you not educate youth at the Charg-Hou
se
18191705Brag. At your
sweete plea
sure, for the Mountaine.
18211707Bra. Sir, it is the Kings mo
st sweete plea
sur & a
ffe
ction,
18221708to congratulate the Prince
sse at her Pauilion, in the
posteriors 18231709of this day, which the rude multitude call the after-noone.
18251710Peda. The
posterior of the day, mo
st generous
sir, is liable,
18261711congruent, and mea
surable for the after noone: the worde is
18271712well culd, cho
se,
sweete, & apt I do a
ssure you
sir, I do a
ssure.
18291713Brag. Sir, the King is a noble Gentleman, and my fami
- 18301714lier, I do a
ssure ye very good friende: for what is inwarde
18311715betweene vs, let it pa
sse. I do be
seech thee remember thy
18321716curte
sie. I be
seech thee apparrell thy head: and among other
18331717importunt and mo
st serious de
signes, and of great import in
18341718deede too: but let that pa
sse for I mu
st tell thee it will
18351719plea
se his Grace (by the worlde)
sometime to leane vpon
18361720my poore
shoulder, and with his royall
finger thus dallie
18371721with my excrement, with my mu
stachie: but
sweete hart
18381722let that pa
sse. By the world I recount no fable,
some certaine
special