17961685sweete tutch, a quicke venewe of wit, snip snap, quicke and

17971686home, it reioyceth my intellect, true wit.

17981687Page. Offerd by a childe to an old man: which is wit-old.

18001688Peda. What is the figure? What is the figure?

18011689Page. Hornes.

18021690Peda. Thou disputes like an Infant: goe whip thy Gigg.

18041691Pag. Lende me your Horne to make one, and I will whip

18051692about your Infamie vnū cita a gigge of a Cuckolds horne.

18071693Clow. And I had but one peny in the world thou shouldst

18081694haue it to buy Ginger bread: Holde, there is the verie

18091695Remuneration I had of thy Maister, thou halfepennie

18101696purse of wit, thou Pidgin-egge of discretion. O and the

18111697heauens were so pleased, that thou wart but my Ba-

1698stard; What a ioyfull father wouldest thou make me?

18121699Go to, thou hast it ad dungil at the fingers ends, as they say.

18141700Peda. Oh I smell false Latine, dunghel for vnguem.

18151701Brag. Arts-man preambulat, we will be singuled from the

18161702barbarous. Do you not educate youth at the Charg-House

18171703on the top of the Mountaine?

18181704Peda. Or Mons the hill.

18191705Brag. At your sweete pleasure, for the Mountaine.

18201706Peda. I do sans question.

18211707Bra. Sir, it is the Kings most sweete pleasur & affection,

18221708to congratulate the Princesse at her Pauilion, in the posteriors

18231709of this day, which the rude multitude call the after-noone.

18251710Peda. The posterior of the day, most generous sir, is liable,

18261711congruent, and measurable for the after noone: the worde is

18271712well culd, chose, sweete, & apt I do assure you sir, I do assure.

18291713Brag. Sir, the King is a noble Gentleman, and my fami-

18301714lier, I do assure ye very good friende: for what is inwarde

18311715betweene vs, let it passe. I do beseech thee remember thy

18321716curtesie. I beseech thee apparrell thy head: and among other

18331717importunt and most serious designes, and of great import in

18341718deede too: but let that passe for I must tell thee it will

18351719please his Grace (by the worlde) sometime to leane vpon

18361720my poore shoulder, and with his royall finger thus dallie

18371721with my excrement, with my mustachie: but sweete hart

18381722let that passe. By the world I recount no fable, some certaine