415Enter Dericke and Iohn Cobler. 416Der. Sownds mai
sters, heres ad
oo,
417When Princes mu
st go to p
rison:
418Why
Iohn, did
st euer
see the like?
419Iohn. O
Dericke, tru
st me, I neuer
saw
the like.
420Der. Why
Iohn thou mai
st seewhat p
rinces be in chol=(ler,
421 A Iudge a boxe on
the eare, Ile tel
thee Iohn, O
Iohn,
422I would not haue done it fo
r twentie
shillings.
423Iohn. No no
r I,
there had bene no way but one wi
th (vs,
424 We
should haue bene hangde.
425Der. Fai
th Iohn, Ile tel
thee what,
thou
shalt be my
426Lord chiefe Iu
stice, and
thou
shalt
sit in
the chaire,
427And ile be
the yong p
rince, and hit
thee a boxe on
the eare,
428And
then
thou
shalt
say, to teach you what p
rerogatiues
429Meane, I commit you to
the Fl
eete.
430Iohn. Come on, Ile be your Iudge,
431But
thou
shalt not hit me hard.
433Iohn. What ha
th he done?
434Der. Marry he ha
th robd
Dericke. 435Iohn. Why
then I cannot let him go.
436Der. I mu
st n
eeds haue my man.
437Iohn. You
shall not haue him.
438Der. Shall I not haue my man,
say no and you dare:
439How
say you,
shall I not haue my man?
440Iohn. No marry
shall you not.
Der.
The famous victories
441Der. Shall I not
Iohn?
443Der. Why
then take you
that till mo
re come,
444 Sownes
shall I not haue him?
445Iohn. Well I am content to take
this at your hand,
446But I p
ray you, who am I?
447Der. Who art
thou, Sownds, d
oost not know
thy
self?
449Der. Now away
simple fellow,
450Why man,
thou art
Iohn the Cobler.
451Iohn. No, I am my Lo
rd chiefe Iu
stice of England.
452Der. Oh
Iohn, Ma
sse
thou
sai
st true,
thou art ind
eed.
453Iohn. Why
then to teach you what p
re
rogatiues mean
454I commit you to
the Fl
eete.
455Der. Wel I will go, but yfai
th you gray beard knaue, (Ile cour
se you.
456Exit. And straight enters again. 457Oh
Iohn, Come, come out of
thy chair, why what a clown
458weart
thou, to let me hit
thee a box on
the eare, and now
459thou
seest they will not take me to
the Fl
eete, I
thinke
that
460thou art one of
the
se Wo
renday Clownes.
461Iohn. But I maruell what will become of
thee?
462Der. Fai
th ile be no mo
re a Carrier.
463Iohn. What wilt
thou d
oo then?
464Der. Ile dwell wi
th thee and be a Cobler.
465Iohn. Wi
th me, ala
sse I am not able to k
eepe
thee,
466Why
thou wilt eate me out of d
oores.
467Der. Oh
Iohn, no
Iohn, I am none of
the
se great
slou-
468ching fellowes,
that deuoure
the
se great p
eeces of b
eefe and
469b
rewes, ala
sse a tri
fle
serues me, a W
oodcocke, a Chicken,
470o
r a Capons legge, o
r any
such little
thing
serues me.
471Iohn. a Capon, why man, I cannot get a Capon once a
472yeare, except it be at Ch
ri
stmas, at
some o
ther mans hou
se,
473fo
r we Coblers be glad of a di
sh of r
ootes.
474Der. R
ootes, why are you
so g
ood at r
ooting?
475Nay Cobler, w
eele haue you ringde.
Iohn.
of Henry the fifth.
476Iohn. But
Dericke,
though we be
so p
oore,
477yet wil we haue in
sto
re a crab in
the
fire,
478Wi
th nut-b
rowne ale,
that is full
stale,
479Which wil a man quaile, and laie in
the mire.
480Der. A bots on you, and be but fo
r your Ale,
481Ile dwel wi
th you, come lets away as fa
stas we can.