18491206Ham. Pronounce me this 
speech trippingly a the tongue
  18501208Mary and you mouth it, as a many of your players do
  18511209I'de rather heare a towne bull bellow,
  1210Then 
such a fellow 
speake my lines.
  18521211Nor do not 
saw the aire thus with your hands,
  18531212But giue euery thing his a
ction with temperance.
  18561213O it o
ffends mee to the 
soule, to heare a rebu
stious periwig (fellow,
  18571214To teare a pa
ssion in totters, into very ragges,
  18581215To 
split the eares of the ignoraut, who for the
  18591216Mo
st parte are capable of nothing but dumbe 
shewes and (noi
ses,
  18601217I would haue 
such a fellow whipt, for o're doing, tarmagant
  18841219players My Lorde, wee haue indi
fferently reformed that
  18861221Ham. The better, the better, mend it all together:
  18761222There be fellowes that I haue 
seene play,
  18771223And heard others commend them, and that highly too,
  18781224That hauing neither the gate of Chri
stian, Pagan,
  18801225Nor Turke, haue 
so 
strutted and bellowed,
  1226That you would a thought, 
some of Natures journeymen
  18811227Had made men, and not made them well,
  18821228They imitated humanitie, 
so abhominable:
  1231Ham. And doe you heare? let not your Clowne 
speake
  18871232More then is 
set downe, there be of them I can tell you
  18881233That will laugh them
selues, to 
set on 
some
  18891234Quantitie of barren 
spe
ctators to laugh with them,
  18901235Albeit there is 
some nece
ssary point in the Play
  18911236Then to be ob
serued: O t'is vile, and 
shewes
  18921237A pittifull ambition in the foole the v
seth it.
  1892.11238And then you haue 
some agen, that keepes one 
sute
  1892.21239O
s iea
sts, as a man is knowne by one 
sute of
  1892.31240Apparell, and Gentlemen quotes his iea
sts downe
  F2 In
  The Tragedy of Hamlet
 1892.41241In their tables, before they come to the play, as thus:
  1892.51242Cannot you 
stay till I eate my porrige? and, you owe me
  1892.61243A quarters wages: and, my coate wants a culli
son:
  1892.71244And your beere is 
sowre: and, blabbering with his lips,
  1245And thus keeping in his cinkapa
se of iea
sts,
  1892.91246When, God knows, the warme Clowne cannot make a ie
st  1892.101247Vnle
sse by chance, as the blinde man catcheth a hare:
  18931250Ham. Well, goe make you ready. 
  exeunt players.  19041252Ham. Horatio, thou art euen as iu
st a man,
  19051253As e're my conuer
sation cop'd withall.
  19071255Ham. Nay why 
should I 
flatter thee?
  19101256Why 
should the poore be 
flattered?
  19081257What gaine 
should I receiue by 
flattering thee,
  19091258That nothing hath but thy good minde?
  19111259Let 
flattery 
sit on tho
se time-plea
sing tongs,
  19121260To glo
se with them that loues to heare their prai
se,
  19261262There is a play to night, wherein one Sceane they haue
  19271263Comes very neere the murder of my father,
  19291264When thou 
shalt 
see that A
ct afoote,
  19311265Marke thou the King, doe but ob
serue his lookes,
  19361266For I mine eies will riuet to his face:
  1267And if he doe not bleach, and change at that,
  19331268It is a damned gho
st that we haue 
seene.
  1269Horatio, haue a care, ob
serue him well.
  19391270Hor. My lord, mine eies 
shall 
still be on his face,
  19411272That 
shall appeare in him, but I 
shall note it.
  19421274 Enter King, Queene, Corambis, and other Lords.  19481275King How now 
son 
Hamlet, how fare you, 
shall we haue (a play?
  19491276Ham. Yfaith the Camelions di
sh, not capon cramm'd,
  feede
  Prince of Denmarke.
 19531278I father: My lord, you playd in the Vniuer
sitie.
  19551279Cor. That I did my L: and I was counted a good a
ctor.
  19581281Cor. My lord, I did a
ct Iulius Caesar, I was killed
  1282in the Capitoll, 
Brutus killed me.
  19601283Ham. It was a brute parte of him,
  1284To kill 
so capitall a calfe.
  19631286Queene Hamlet come 
sit downe by me.
  19641287Ham. No by my faith mother, heere's a mettle more at
- (tra
ctiue:
  19661288Lady will you giue me leaue, and 
so forth:
  1289To lay my head in your lappe?
  19681291Ham. Vpon your lap, what do you thinke I meant con
- (trary matters?
  19901292  Enter in a Dumbe Shew, the King and the Queene, he sits  19931293 downe in an Arbor, she leaues him: Then enters Luci-  19961294anus with poyson in a Viall, and powres it in his eares, and  1295goes away: Then the Queene commeth and findes him  19971296dead: and goes away with the other.  20031297Ofel. What meanes this my Lord? 
  Enter the Prologue.  20041298Ham. This is myching Mallico, that meanes my chiefe.
  1299Ofel. What doth this meane my lord?
  20081300Ham. you 
shall heare anone, this fellow will tell you all.
  20101301Ofel. Will he tell vs what this 
shew meanes?
  20111302Ham. I, or any 
shew you'le 
shew him,
  1303Be not afeard to 
shew, hee'le not be afeard to tell:
  1304O the
se Players cannot keepe coun
sell, thei'le tell all.
  20161305Prol. For vs, and for our Tragedie,
  20181306Heere 
stowpiug to your clemencie,
  20191307We begge your hearing patiently.
  20201308Ham. I'
st a prologue, or a poe
sie for a ring?
  20241312Duke Full fortie yeares are pa
st, their date is gone,
  F3 Since
  The Tragedie of Hamlet
 20281313Since happy time ioyn'd both our hearts as one:
  2028.11314And now the blood that 
fill'd my youthfull veines,
  2028.21315Runnes weakely in their pipes, and all the 
straines
  2028.31316Of mu
sicke, which whilome plea
sde mine eare,
  2028.51318And therefore 
sweete Nature mu
st pay his due,
  20401319To heauen mu
st I, and leaue the earth with you.
  2040.11320Dutchesse O 
say not 
so, le
st that you kill my heart,
  2040.21321When death takes you, let life from me depart.
  2040.31322Duke Content thy 
selfe, when ended is my date,
  20431323Thon mai
st (perchance) haue a more noble mate,
  20451325Dutchesse O 
speake no more for then I am accur
st,
  20481326None weds the 
second, but 
she kils the 
fir
st:
  20521327A 
second time I kill my Lord that's dead,
  20531328When 
second hu
sband ki
sses me in bed.
  20541330Duke I doe beleeue you 
sweete, what now you 
speake,
  20551331But what we doe determine oft we breake,
  20801332For our demi
ses 
stil are ouerthrowne,
  20811333Our thoughts are ours, their end's none of our owne:
  20821334So thinke you will no 
second hu
sband wed,
  20831335But die thy thoughts, when thy 
fir
st Lord is dead.
  20881336Dutchesse Both here and there pur
sue me la
sting 
strife,
  20891337If once a widdow, euer I be wife.
  20911339Duke T'is deepely 
sworne, 
sweete leaue me here a while,
  20931340My 
spirites growe dull, and faine I would beguile the tedi
-  20951342Dutchesse Sleepe rocke thy braine,
  20961343And neuer come mi
schance betweene vs twaine. 
exit Lady  20971344Ham. Madam, how do you like this play?
  20981345Queene The Lady prote
sts too much.
  20991346Ham. O but 
shee'le keepe her word.
  21001347King Haue you heard the argument, is there no o
ffence
   Ham.
  Prince of Denmarke.
 21021349Ham. No o
ffence in the world, poy
son in ie
st, poi
son in (ie
st.
  21041350King What do you call the name of the play?
  21051351Ham. Mou
se-trap: mary how trapically: this play is
  21061352The image of a murder done in 
guyana, Albertus  21071353Was the Dukes name, his wife 
Baptista,  21081354Father, it is a knaui
sh peece a worke: but what
  1355A that, it toucheth not vs, you and I that haue free
  21101356Soules, let the galld iade wince, this is one
  21131358Ofel. Ya're as good as a 
Chorus my lord.
  21141359Ham. I could interpret the loue you beare, if I 
sawe the
  19751361Ofel. Y'are very plea
sant my lord.
  19761362Ham. Who I, your onlie jig-maker, why what 
shoulde
  19791363a man do but be merry? for looke how cheerefully my mo
-  19801364ther lookes, my father died within the
se two houres.
  19821365Ofel. Nay, t'is twice two months, my Lord.
  19831366Ham. Two months, nay then let the diuell weare blacke,
  19841367For i'le haue a 
sute of Sables: Ie
sus, two months dead,
  19851368And not forgotten yet? nay then there's 
some
  19861369Likelyhood, a gentlemans death may outliue memorie,
  19871370But by my faith hee mu
st build churches then,
  1371Or els hee mu
st follow the olde Epitithe,
  19891372With hoh, with ho, the hobi-hor
se is forgot.
  21161373Ofel. Your ie
sts are keene my Lord.
  21171374Ham. It would co
st you a groning to take them o
ff.
  21201376Ham. So you mu
st take your hu
sband, begin. Murdred
  21211377Begin, a poxe, leaue thy damnable faces and begin,
  21221378Come, the croking rauen doth bellow for reuenge.
  21241379Murd. Thoughts blacke, hands apt, drugs 
fit, and time (agreeing.
  21261380Confederate 
sea
son, el
se no creature 
seeing:
  21271381Thou mixture rancke, of midnight weedes colle
cted,
  21281382With 
Hecates bane thri
se bla
sted, thri
se infe
cted,
  21291383Thy naturall magicke, and dire propertie,
  21301384One whole
some life v
surps immediately.
 exit.	   Ham.
  The Tragedy of Hamlet
 21321385Ham. He poy
sons him for his e
state.
  21361387Cor. The king ri
ses, lights hoe.
  21371389Ham. What, frighted with fal
se 
fires?
  21431390Then let the 
stricken deere goe weepe,
  21451392For 
some mu
st laugh, while 
some mu
st weepe,
  21581395Hor. I 
Horatio, i'le take the Gho
sts word
  1396For more then all the coyne in 
Denmarke.  21631397 Enter Rossencraft and Gilderstone.  21681398Ross. Now my lord, how i'
st with you?
  21651399Ham. And if the king like not the tragedy,
  21661400Why then belike he likes it not perdy.
  2166.11401Ross. We are very glad to 
see your grace 
so plea
sant,
  1403To know of you the ground and cau
se of your di
stempera
-(ture
  22011404Gil. My lord, your mother craues to 
speake with you.
  22031405Ham. We 
shall obey, were 
she ten times our mother.
  2203.11406Ross. But my good Lord, 
shall I intreate thus much?
  22211407Ham. I pray will you play vpon this pipe?
  22281411Ham. why looke, it is a thing of nothing,
  1412T'is but 
stopping of the
se holes,
  22291413And with a little breath from your lips,
  22301414It will giue mo
st delicate mu
sick.
  22321415Gil. But this cannot wee do my Lord.
  22261416Ham. Pray now, pray hartily, I be
seech you.
  1417Ros. My lord wee cannot.
  22341418Ham. Why how vnworthy a thing would you make of (me?
  You
  Prince of Denmarke
 22351419You would 
seeme to know my 
stops, you would play vpon mee,
  22361420You would 
search the very inward part of my hart,
  22371421And diue into the 
secrect of my 
soule.
  22401422Zownds do you thinke I am ea
sier to be pla'yd
  22411423On, then a pipe? call mee what In
strument
  1424You will, though you can frett mee, yet you can not
  22421425Play vpon mee, be
sides, to be demanded by a 
spunge.
  26451427Ham. I 
sir, a 
spunge, that 
sokes vp the kings
  1428Countenance, fauours, and rewardes, that makes
  26461429His liberalitie your 
store hou
se: but 
such as you,
  1430Do the king, in the end, be
st serui
se;
  26471431For hee doth keep you as an Ape doth nuttes,
  26481432In the corner of his Iaw, 
fir
st mouthes you,
  1433Then 
swallowes you: 
so when hee hath need
  26491434Of you, t'is but 
squee
sing of you,
  26501435And 
spunge, you 
shall be dry againe, you 
shall.
  1437Ham Farewell, farewell, God ble
sse you.
  22451440Cor. My lord, the Queene would 
speake with you.
  22471441Ham. Do you 
see yonder clowd in the 
shape of a camell?
  22491442Cor. T'is like a camell in deed.
  22501443Ham. Now me thinkes it's like a wea
sel.
  22511444Cor. T'is back't like a wea
sell.
  22531446Cor. Very like a whale. 
 exit Coram.	  22541447Ham. Why then tell my mother i'le come by and by.
  2254.21449Hor. Good night vnto your Lord
ship. 
 exit Horatio.  22631450Ham. My mother 
she hath 
sent to 
speake with me:
  22641451O God, let ne're the heart of 
Nero enter
  22661453Let me be cruell, not vnnaturall.
  G I
  The Tragedie of Hamlet
 22671454I will 
speake daggers, tho
se 
sharpe wordes being 
spent,
  22701455To doe her wrong my 
soule 
shall ne're con
sent. 
 exit.