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Author: William Shakespeare
Editor: Melissa Walter
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Two Gentlemen of Verona (Modern)

4.1.
Enter Valentine, Speed, and certain outlaws.
15451 Outlaw
Fellows, stand fast! I see a passenger.
2 Outlaw
If there be ten, shrink not, but down with 'em.
3 Outlaw
Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye.
If not, we'll make you sit and rifle you.
Speed
Sir, we are undone; these are the villains
1550That all the travelers do fear so much.
Valentine
My friends.
1 Outlaw
That's not so, sir. We are your enemies.
2 Outlaw
Peace, we'll hear him.
3 Outlaw
Ay, by my beard will we, for he is a proper man.
Valentine
1555Then know that I have little wealth to lose;
A man I am, crossed with adversity;
My riches are these poor habiliments,
Of which, if you should here disfurnish me,
You take the sum and substance that I have.
15602 Outlaw
Whither travel you?
Valentine
To Verona.
1 Outlaw
Whence came you?
Valentine
From Milan.
3 Outlaw
Have you long sojourned there?
1565Valentine
Some sixteen months, and longer might have stayed
If crooked fortune had not thwarted me.
1 Outlaw
What, were you banished thence?
Valentine
I was.
2 Outlaw
For what offence?
1570Valentine
For that which now torments me to rehearse;
I killed a man, whose death I much repent;
But yet I slew him manfully in fight,
Without false vantage or base treachery.
1 Outlaw
Why ne'er repent it, if it were done so;
1575But were you banished for so small a fault?
Valentine
I was, and held me glad of such a doom.
2 Outlaw
Have you the tongues?
Valentine
My youthful travel therein made me happy,
Or else I often had been miserable.
15803 Outlaw
By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat friar,
This fellow were a king for our wild faction.
1 Outlaw
We'll have him. Sirs, a word.
[The outlaws talk among themselves.]
Master, be one of them. It's an honorable kind of thievery.
1585Valentine
Peace, villain.
2 Outlaw
Tell us this: have you any thing to take to?
Valentine
Nothing but my fortune.
3 Outlaw
Know then that some of us are gentlemen,
Such as the fury of ungoverned youth
1590Thrust from the company of awful men.
Myself was from Verona banished,
For practising to steal away a lady,
An heir, and near allied unto the Duke.
2 Outlaw
And I from Mantua for a gentleman
1595Who, in my mood, I stabbed unto the heart.
1 Outlaw
And I, for such like petty crimes as these.
But to the purpose, for we cite our faults
That they may hold excused our lawless lives,
And partly, seeing you are beautified
1600With goodly shape, and by your own report
A linguist, and a man of such perfection
As we do in our quality much want -
2 Outlaw
Indeed because you are a banished man,
Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you.
1605Are you content to be our general?
To make a virtue of necessity,
And live as we do in this wilderness?
3 Outlaw
What sayst thou? Wilt thou be of our consort?
Say "Ay," and be the captain of us all.
1610We'll do thee homage and be ruled by thee,
Love thee as our commander and our king.
1 Outlaw
But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest.
2 Outlaw
Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offered.
Valentine
I take your offer, and will live with you,
1615Provided that you do no outrages
On silly women or poor passengers.
3 Outlaw
No, we detest such vile base practices.
Come, go with us. We'll bring thee to our crews
And show thee all the treasure we have got
1620Which, with our selves, all rest at thy dispose.
Exeunt.