1871Cap. Fuh, I warrant you, Sir Godfrey.

1872Edm. I, Nuncle, or spit fire upo'th'sealing.

1873Sir Godf. Very true too, for 'tis but thin plaistered,

1874and 'twill quickly take hold a the laths: and if he chance

1875to spit downward too, he will burn all the boards.

1876Cap. My life for yours, Sir Godfrey.

1877Sir Godf. My sister is very curious and dainty ore this

1878room I can tell you, and therefore if he must needs spit, I

1879pray desire him to spit i'th' Chimney.

1880Pye. Why, assure you, sir Godfrey, he shall not be brought

1881up with so little manners, to spit and spawl a'th'floor.

1882Sir Godf. Why I thank you, good Captain, pray have a

1883care I,--fall to your Circle, we'll not trouble you I war-

1884rant you, come, we'll into the next room, and because

1885we'll be sure to keep him out there, we'll bar up the door

1886with some of the Godlies Zealous works.

1887Edm. That will be a fine device, Nuncle; and because

1888the ground shall be as holy as the door, I'le tear two or

1889three Rosaries in pieces, and strew the pieces about the

1891Pye. Sfoot, Captain, speak somewhat for shame: it

1892lightens and thunders before thou wilt begin, why when?

1893Cap. Pray peace, George,--thou'lt make me laugh

1894anon, and spoil all.

1895Pye. Oh, now it begins agen; now, now, now! Captain.

1896Cap. Rhumbos-ragdayon, pur, pur, colucundrion Hois-

1897Plois.

1899Sir Godf. Oh admirable Conjurer! has fetcht Thunder

1900already.

1901Pye. Hark hark, agen Captain.

1902Cap. Benjamino,-gaspois-kay-gosgothoteron-umbrois.

1903Sir Godf. Oh, I would the Devil would come away

1904quickly, he has no conscience to put a man to such pain.

1905Pye. Agen.

1906Cap. Flowste-kakopumpos-dragone-leloomenos-hodge-

1907podge.

1908Pye. Well said, Captain.

1909Sir Godf. So long a coming? Oh would I had nere be-

1910gun't now, for I fear me these roaring Tempests will de-

1911stroy all the fruits of the earth, and tread upon my corn---

1912oh, i'th' Countrey.

1913Cap. Gog de gog, hobgoblin, huncks, hounslow, hockley

1914te coome park.

1915Wid. O brother, brother, what a Tempest's ith'Garden,

1916sure there's some Conjuration abroad.

1917Sir Godf. 'Tis at home, sister.

1918Pye. By and by I'le step in, Captain.

1919Cap. Nunck-Nunck-Rip-Gascoines, Ips, Drip-Dropite.

1920Sir God. He drips and drops, poor man: alas, alas.

1921Pye. Now, I come.

1922Cap. O Sulphure Sootface.

1923Pye. Arch-Conjurer, what would'st thou with me?

1924Sir Godf. O, the Devil, sister, i'th' dining-Chamber:

1925sing sister, I warrant you that will keep him out; quickly,

1926quickly, quickly. goes in.

1927Pye. So, so, so; I'le release thee: enough Captain, e[-}

1928nough: allow us some time to laugh a little, they're

1929shuddering and shaking by this time, as if an Earthquake

1930were in their kidneyes.

1931Cap. Sirrah George, how was't, how was't? did I do't

1932well enough?

1933Pye. Woult believe me, Captain, better then any Con-

1934jurer, for here was no harm in this; and yet their horri-

1935ble expectation satisfied well, you were much beholding

1936to Thunder and Lightning at this time, it grac'st you well,

1937I can tell you.

1938Cap. I must needs say so, George: sirrah if we could

1939ha convey'd hither cleanly a cracker, or a fire-wheel,

1940t'ad been admirable.

1941Pye. Blurt, blurt, there's nothing remains to put thee

1942to pain now, Captain.

1943Cap. Pain? I protest, George, my heels are sorer then

1944a Whison Morris-dancer's.

1945Pye. All's past now,--onely to reveal that the Chain's

1946i'th' Garden, where, thou know'st, it has lain these two

1947dayes.

1948Ca. But I fear, that fox Nicholas has reveal'd it already.

1949Pye. Fear not, Captain, you must put it toth' venture

1950now: Nay 'tis time, call upon 'em, take pitty on 'em, for

1951I believe some of 'em are in a pittifull case by this time.

1952Cap. Sir Godfrey, Nicholas, Kinsman,--sfoot they're

1953fast at it still: George, Sir Godfrey?

1954Sir Godf. Oh, is that the Devil's voice? how comes

1955he to know my name?

1956Cap. Fear not, Sir Godfrey, all's quieted.

1957Sir Godf. What, is he laid?

1958Cap. Laid: and has newly dropt

1959Your chain i'th' Garden.

1960Sir Godf. I'th' Garden! in our Garden?

1961Cap. Your Garden.

1962Sir Godf. O sweet Conjurer! whereabouts there?

1963Cap. Look well about a banck of Rosemary.

1964Sir Godf. Sister, the Rosemary-banck, come, come;

1965there's my chain he sayes.

1966Wid. Oh happiness! run, run. supposed to goe.

1968Cap. Who? Master Edmond?

1969Edm. I, Master Edmond; may I come in safely with-

1970out danger, think you?

1971Cap. Puh, long agoe, 'tis all as 'twas at first:

1972Fear nothing, pray come near, - how now, man?

1973Edm. Oh! this room's mightily hot ifaith: slid, my

1974shirt sticks to my Belly already: what a steam the Rogue

1975has left behind him? foh, this room must be air'd, Gen-

1976tlemen, it smells horribly of Brimstone,-let's open the

1977windows.

1978Pye. Faith, Master Edmond, 'tis but your conceit.

1979Edm. I would you could make me believe that, ifaith,

1980why do you think I cannot smell his savour, from another:

1981yet I take it kindly from you, because you would not

1982put me in a fear, ifaith: a my troth I shall love you for

1983this the longest day of my life.

1984Cap. Puh, 'tis nothing, Sir, love me when you see

1985more.

1986Edm. Mass, now I remember, I'le look whether he

1987has singed the hangings, or no.

1988Pye. Captain, to entertain a little sport till they come:

1989make him believe, you'll charm him invisible, he's apt to

1990admire any thing, you see, let me alone to give force to't.

1991Cap. Go, retire to yonder end then.

1992Edm. I protest you are a rare fellow, are you not?

1993Cap. O Master Edmond, you know but the least part of

1994me yet; why now at this instant I could but flourish my

1995wand thrice ore your head, and charm you invisible.

1996Edm. What you could not? make me walk invisible

1997man? I should laugh at that ifaith; troth I'le require your

1998kindness, an you'll do't, good Captain Conjurer.

1999Cap. Nay, I should hardly deny you such a small

2000kindness, Master Edmond Plus, why, look you, sir, 'tis no

2001more but this, and thus agen, and now y'are invisible.

2002Edm. Am I faith? who would think it?

2003Capt. You see the Fortune-teller yonder at farder end