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Author: William Shakespeare
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Henry The Eighth (Modern)

Enter Lord Chamberlain, reading this letter.
Chamberlain
'My lord, The horses your lordship sent for, with all the
care I had, I saw well chosen, ridden, and furnished.
1030They were young and handsome, and of the best breed in the
north. When they were ready to set out for London, a man
of my lord cardinal's, by commission and main power, took
'em from me, with this reason: his master would be served
before a subject, if not before the king, which stopped our mouths,
1035sir.'
I fear he will indeed; well, let him have them; he
will have all, I think.
Enter to the Lord Chamberlain the Dukes of Norfolk and Suffolk.
1040Norfolk
Well met, my lord Chamberlain.
Chamberlain
Good day to both your graces.
Suffolk
How is the king employed?
Chamberlain
I left him private, full of sad thoughts and troubles.
1045Norfolk
What's the cause?
Chamberlain
It seems the marriage with his brother's wife Has crept too near his conscience.
Suffolk
No, his Conscience
Ha's crept too neere another Ladie.
1050Norfolk
Tis so;
This is the Cardinals doing: The King-Cardinall,
That blinde Priest, like the eldest Sonne of Fortune,
Turnes what he list. The King will know him one day.
Suffolk
Pray God he do.
1055He'll never know himself else.
Norfolk
How holily he works in all his business,
And with what zeal? For now he has cracked the league
Between us and the emperor (the queen's great-nephew).
He dives into the king's soul and there scatters
1060Dangers, doubts, wringing of the conscience,
Fears and despairs, and all these for his marriage.
And out of all these, to restore the king,
He counsels a divorce, a loss of her
That like a jewel has hung twenty years
1065About his neck, yet never lost her luster;
Of her that loves him with that excellence
That angels love good men with. Even of her,
That when the greatest stroke of fortune falls
Will bless the king. And is not this course pious?
1070Chamberlain
Heaven keep me from such counsel; 'tis most true.
These news are everywhere; every tongue speaks 'em,
And every true heart weeps for't. All that dare
Look into these affairs see this main end:
The French king's sister. Heaven will one day open
1075The king's eyes that so long have slept upon
This bold, bad man.
Suffolk
And free us from his slavery.
Norfolk
We had need pray,
And heartily, for our deliverance,
1080Or this imperious man will work us all
From princes into pages. All men's honors
Lie like one lump before him, to be fashioned
Into what pitch he please.
Suffolk
For me, my lords,
1085I love him not nor fear him: there's my creed.
As I am made without him, so I'll stand,
If the King please. His curses and his blessings
Touch me alike; they're breath I not believe in.
I knew him, and I know him; so I leave him
1090To him that made him proud, the pope.
Norfolk
Let's in,
And with some other business put the king
From these sad thoughts that work too much upon him.
My lord, you'll bear us company?
1095Chamberlain
Excuse me,
the king has sent me otherwhere. Besides
You'll find a most unfit time to disturb him.
Health to your lordships.
Norfolk
Thanks, my good lord Chamberlaine.
1100Exit Lord Chamberlain. The King draws the Curtain and sits reading pensively.
Suffolk
How sad he looks; sure he is much afflicted.
King Henry
Who's there? Ha?
Norfolk
Pray God he be not angry.
1105King Henry
Who's there, I say? How dare you thrust yourselves
Into my private meditations!
Who am I? Ha?
Norfolk
A gracious King, that pardons all offences
Malice ne'er meant. Our breach of duty this way
1110Is business of estate, in which we come
To know your royal pleasure.
King Henry
Ye are too bold.
Go to; I'll make ye know your times of business.
Is this an hour for temporal affairs? Ha?
1115Enter Wolsey and Campeius with a Commission.
Who's there? my good lord cardinal? O, my Wolsey,
The quiet of my wounded conscience;
Thou art a cure fit for a king. you're welcome,
Most learned reverend sir, into our kingdom;
1120Use us, and it. My good lord, have great care
I be not found a talker.
Wolsey
Sir, you cannot;
I would your grace would give us but an hour
Of private conference.
1125King Henry
We are busy; go.
Norfolk
This priest has no pride in him.
Suffolk
Not to speake of.
I would not be so sick, though, for his place.
But this cannot continue.
1130Norfolk
If it do
I'll venture one have at him.
Suffolk
I another.
Exeunt Norfolk and Suffolk.
Wolsey
Your grace has given a precedent of wisdom
Above all princes, in committing freely
1135Your scruple to the voice of Christendom.
Who can be angry now? What envy reach you?
The Spaniard tied by blood and favor to her
Must now confess, if they have any goodness,
The trial, just and noble. All the clerks
1140(I mean the learned ones in Christian kingdoms)
Have their free voices. Rome, the nurse of judgement
Invited by your noble self, hath sent
One general tongue unto us: this good man,
This just and learned priest Cardinal Campeius,
1145Whom once more I present unto your highness.
King Henry
AAnd once more in mine arms I bid him welcome,
And thank the holy conclave for their loves;
They have sent me such a man I would have wished for.
Campeius
Your grace must needs deserve all strangers' loves,
1150You are so noble. To your highness' hand
I tender my commission, by whose virtue
The court of Rome commanding. You, my Lord
Cardinal of York, are joined with me, their servant
In the unpartial judging of this business.
1155King Henry
Two equal men; the queen shall be acquainted
Forthwith for what you come. Where's Gardiner?
I know your majesty has always loved her
So dear in heart not to deny her that
A woman of less place might ask by law,
1160Scholars allowed freely to argue for her.
King Henry
Aye, and the best she shall have; and my favor
To him that does best, God forbid else. Cardinal,
Prithee call Gardiner to me, my new secretary.
I find him a fit fellow.
1165 Enter Gardiner.
Give me your hand. Much joy and favor to you;
You are the king's now.
Gardiner
But to be commanded
Forever by your grace, whose hand has raised me.
1170King Henry
Come hither, Gardiner.
Walks and whispers.
Campeius
My lord of York, was not one Doctor Pace
In this man's place before him?
Yes, he was.
1175Campeius
Was he not held a learned man?
Yes, surely.
Campeius
Believe me, there's an ill opinion spread, then,
Even of yourself, lord cardinal.
How? of me?
1180Campeius
They will not stick to say you envied him
And, fearing he would rise (he was so virtuous)
Kept him a foreign man still, which so grieved him
That he ran mad and died.
Heaven's peace be with him;
1185That's Christian care enough. for living murmurers
There's places of rebuke. He was a fool,
For he would needs be virtuous. That good fellow,
If I command him, follows my appointment;
I will have none so near else. Learn this, brother:
1190We live not to be gripped by meaner persons.
King Henry
Deliver this with modesty to th' queen.
Exit Gardiner.
The most convenient place that I can think of
For such receipt of learning is Blackfriars.
1195There ye shall meet about this weighty business.
My Wolsey, see it furnished. O, my lord,
Would it not grieve an able man to leave
So sweet a bedfellow? But conscience, conscience;
O, 'tis a tender place and I must leave her.
Exeunt.