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Author: Anonymous
Editors: Karen Sawyer Marsalek, Mathew Martin
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The Famous Victories of Henry the Fifth (Quarto, 1598)

The famous victories
Enters Iohn Cobler rouing, with a packe full
of apparell.
Iohn. Whoope Dericke, how doest thou?
Der. What Iohn, Comedeuales, aliue yet.
1560Iohn. I promise thee Dericke, I scapte hardly,
For I was within halfe a mile when one was kild.
Der. Were you so?
Iohn. I trust me, I had like bene slaine.
Der. But once kild, why it tis nothing,
1565 I was foure or fiue times slaine.
Iohn. Foure or fiue times slaine.
Why how couldst thou haue beene aliue now?
Der. O Iohn, neuer say so,
For I was cald the bloodie souldier amongst them all.
1570Iohn. Why what didst thou?
Der. Why I will tell thee Iohn,
Euery day when I went into the field,
I would take a straw and thrust it into my nose,
And make my nose bleed, and then I wold go into the field,
1575And when the Captaine saw me, he would say,
Peace a bloodie souldier, and bid me stand aside,
Whereof I was glad:
But marke the chance Iohn.
I went and stood behinde a tree, but marke then Iohn.
1580I thought I had beene safe, but on a sodaine,
There steps to me a lustie tall French man,
Now he drew, and I drew,
Now I lay here, and he lay there,
Now I set this leg before, and turned this backward,
1585And skipped quite ouer a hedge,
And he saw me no more there that day,
And was not this well done Iohn?
Iohn. Masse Dericke, thou hast a wittie head.
Der. I Iohn, thou maist see, if thou hadst takẽ my coũsel,
1590But what hast thou there?
I thinke