449Actus Secundus. Scoena Prima. 450Enter Angelo, Escalus, and seruants, Iustice. 451Ang. We mu
st not make a
scar-crow of the Law,
452Setting it vp to feare the Birds of prey,
453And let it keepe one
shape, till cu
stome make it
454Their pearch, and not their terror.
456Let vs be keene, and rather cut a little
457Then fall, and brui
se to death: alas, this gentleman
458Whom I would
saue, had a mo
st noble father,
459Let but your honour know
460(Whom I beleeue to be mo
st strait in vertue)
461That in the working of your owne a
ffe
ctions,
462Had time coheard with Place, or place with wi
shing,
463Or that the re
solute a
cting of our blood
464Could haue attaind th' e
ffe
ct of your owne purpo
se,
465Whether you had not
sometime in your life
466Er'd in this point, which now you cen
sure him,
467And puld the Law vpon you.
468Ang. 'Tis one thing to be tempted (
Escalus)
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469Another thing to fall: I not deny
470The Iury pa
ssing on the Pri
soners life
471May in the
sworne-twelue haue a thiefe, or two
472Guiltier then him they try; what's open made to Iu
stice,
473That Iu
stice ceizes; What knowes the Lawes
474That theeues do pa
sse on theeues? 'Tis very pregnant,
475The Iewell that we
finde, we
stoope, and take't,
476Becau
se we
see it; but what we doe not
see,
477We tread vpon, and neuer thinke of it.
478You may not
so extenuate his o
ffence,
479For I haue had
such faults; but rather tell me
480When I, that cen
sure him, do
so o
ffend,
481Let mine owne Iudgement patterne out my death,
482And nothing come in partiall. Sir, he mu
st dye.
484Esc. Be it as your wi
sedome will.
485Ang. Where is the
Prouost? 486Pro. Here if it like your honour.
488Be executed by nine to morrow morning,
489Bring him his Confe
ssor, let him be prepar'd,
490For that's the vtmo
st of his pilgrimage.
491Esc. Well
: heauen forgiue him; and forgiue vs all
: 492Some rise by sinne, and some by vertue fall: 493Some run from brakes of Ice, and an
swere none,
494And
some condemned for a fault alone.
495Enter Elbow, Froth, Clowne, Officers. 496Elb. Come, bring them away
: if the
se be good peo
- 497ple in a Common-weale, that doe nothing but v
se their
498abu
ses in common hou
ses, I know no law
: bring them
500Ang. How now Sir, what's your name? And what's
502Elb. If it plea
se your honour, I am the poore Dukes
503Con
stable, and my name is
Elbow; I doe leane vpon Iu
- 504stice Sir, and doe bring in here before your good honor,
505two notorious Benefa
ctors.
506Ang. Benefa
ctors? Well: What Benefa
ctors are they?
507Are they not Malefa
ctors?
508Elb. If it plea
se your honour, I know not well what
509they are: But preci
se villaines they are, that I am
sure of,
510and void of all prophanation in the world, that good
511Chri
stians ought to haue.
512Esc. This comes o
ff well: here's a wi
se O
fficer.
513Ang. Goe to: What quality are they of?
Elbow is
515Why do'
st thou not
speake
Elbow? 516Clo. He cannot Sir: he's out at Elbow.
517Ang. What are you Sir?
518Elb. He Sir: a Tap
ster Sir: parcell Baud: one that
519serues a bad woman: who
se hou
se Sir was (as they
say)
520pluckt downe in the Suborbs: and now
shee profe
sses a
521hot-hou
se; which, I thinke is a very ill hou
se too.
522Esc. How know you that?
523Elb. My wife Sir? whom I dete
st before heauen, and
526Elb. I Sir: whom I thanke heauen is an hone
st wo
- 528Esc. Do'
st thou dete
st her therefore?
529Elb. I
say
sir, I will dete
st my
selfe al
so, as well as
she,
530that this hou
se, if it be not a Bauds hou
se, it is pitty of her
531life, for it is a naughty hou
se.
532Esc. How do'
st thou know that, Con
stable?
533Elb. Marry
sir, by my wife, who, if
she had bin a wo
- 534man Cardinally giuen, might haue bin accus'd in forni
- 535cation, adultery, and all vncleanline
sse there.
536Esc. By the womans meanes?
537Elb. I
sir, by Mi
stris
Ouer-dons meanes: but as
she
spit
538in his face,
so
she de
fide him.
539Clo. Sir, if it plea
se your honor, this is not
so.
540Elb. Proue it before the
se varlets here, thou honora
- 542Esc. Doe you heare how he mi
splaces?
543Clo. Sir,
she came in great with childe: and longing
544(
sauing your honors reuerence) for
stewd prewyns;
sir,
545we had but two in the hou
se, which at that very di
stant
546time
stood, as it were in a fruit di
sh (a di
sh of
some three
547pence; your honours haue
seene
such di
shes) they are not
548China-di
shes, but very good di
shes.
549Esc. Go too: go too: no matter for the di
sh sir.
550Clo. No indeede
sir not of a pin; you are therein in
551the right: but, to the point: As I
say, this Mi
stris
Elbow,
552being (as I
say) with childe, and being great bellied, and
553longing (as I
said) for prewyns: and hauing but two in
554the di
sh (as I
said) Ma
ster
Froth here, this very man, ha
- 555uing eaten the re
st (as I
said) & (as I
say) paying for them
556very hone
stly: for, as you know Ma
ster
Froth, I could not
557giue you three pence againe.
559Clo. Very well: you being then (if you be remem
- 560bred) cracking the
stones of the fore
said prewyns.
561Fro. I,
so I did indeede.
562Clo. Why, very well: I telling you then (if you be
563remembred) that
such a one, and
such a one, were pa
st 564cure of the thing you wot of, vnle
sse they kept very good
566Fro. All this is true.
567Clo. Why very well then.
568Esc. Come: you are a tedious foole
: to the purpo
se:
569what was done to
Elbowes wife, that hee hath cau
se to
570complaine of? Come me to what was done to her.
571Clo. Sir, your honor cannot come to that yet.
572Esc. No
sir, nor I meane it not.
573Clo. Sir, but you
shall come to it, by your honours
574leaue: And I be
seech you, looke into Ma
ster
Froth here
575sir, a man of foure-
score pound a yeare; who
se father
576died at
Hallowmas: Was't not at
Hallowmas Ma
ster
579Clo. Why very well: I hope here be truthes: he Sir,
580sitting (as I
say) in a lower chaire, Sir, 'twas in the bunch
581of Grapes, where indeede you haue a delight to
sit, haue
583Fro. I haue
so, becau
se it is an open roome, and good
585Clo. Why very well then: I hope here be truthes.
586Ang. This will la
st out a night in
Russia 587When nights are longe
st there: Ile take my leaue,
588And leaue you to the hearing of the cau
se;
589Hoping youle
finde good cau
se to whip them all.
Exit. 590Esc. I thinke no le
sse: good morrow to your Lord
- 591ship. Now Sir, come on: What was done to
Elbowes 593Clo. Once Sir? there was nothing done to her once.
594Elb. I be
seech you Sir, a
ske him what this man did to
596Clo. I be
seech your honor, a
ske me.
597Esc. Well
sir, what did this Gentleman to her?
598Clo. I be
seech you
sir, looke in this Gentlemans face:
599good Ma
ster
Froth looke vpon his honor; 'tis for a good
600purpo
se: doth your honor marke his face?
F3 Esc. I
66Measure for Measure.
601Esc. I
sir, very well.
602Clo. Nay, I be
seech you marke it well.
604Clo. Doth your honor
see any harme in his face?
606Clo. Ile be
suppo
sd vpon a booke, his face is the wor
st 607thing about him: good then: if his face be the wor
st 608thing about him, how could Ma
ster
Froth doe the Con
- 609stables wife any harme? I would know that of your
611Esc. He's in the right (Con
stable) what
say you to it?
612Elb. Fir
st, and it like you, the hou
se is a re
spe
cted
613hou
se; next, this is a re
spe
cted fellow; and his Mi
stris is
615Clo. By this hand Sir, his wife is a more re
spe
cted per
- 616son then any of vs all.
617Elb. Varlet, thou lye
st; thou lye
st wicked varlet: the
618time is yet to come that
shee was euer re
spe
cted with
619man, woman, or childe.
620Clo. Sir,
she was re
spe
cted with him, before he mar
- 622Esc. Which is the wi
ser here;
Iustice or
Iniquitie? Is
624Elb. O thou cayti
ffe
: O thou varlet: O thou wick
- 625ed
Hanniball; I re
spe
cted with her, before I was married
626to her? If euer I was re
spe
cted with her, or
she with me,
627let not your wor
ship thinke mee the poore
Dukes O
ffi- 628cer: proue this, thou wicked
Hanniball, or ile haue
629mine a
ction of battry on thee.
630Esc. If he tooke you a box o'th' eare, you might haue
631your a
ction of
slander too.
632Elb. Marry I thanke your good wor
ship for it: what
633is't your Wor
ships plea
sure I
shall doe with this wick
- 635Esc. Truly O
fficer, becau
se he hath
some o
ffences in
636him, that thou would
st di
scouer, if thou could
st, let him
637continue in his cour
ses, till thou know
st what they are.
638Elb. Marry I thanke your wor
ship for it: Thou
see
st 639thou wicked varlet now, what's come vpon thee. Thou
640art to continue now thou Varlet, thou art to continue.
641Esc. Where were you borne, friend?
642Froth. Here in
Vienna, Sir.
643Esc. Are you of foure
score pounds a yeere?
644Froth. Yes, and't plea
se you
sir.
645Esc. So: what trade are you of,
sir?
646Clo. A Tap
ster, a poore widdowes Tap
ster.
647Esc. Your Mi
stris name?
648Clo. Mi
stris
Ouer-
don.
649Esc. Hath
she had any more then one hu
sband?
650Clo. Nine,
sir:
Ouer-don by the la
st.
651Esc. Nine? come hether to me, Ma
ster
Froth; Ma
ster
652Froth, I would not haue you acquainted with Tap
sters;
653they will draw you Ma
ster
Froth, and you wil hang them:
654get you gon, and let me heare no more of you.
655Fro. I thanke your wor
ship: for mine owne part, I
656neuer come into any roome in a Tap-hou
se, but I am
658Esc. Well: no more of it Ma
ster
Froth: farewell:
659Come you hether to me,
M. Tap
ster: what's your name
664Esc. Troth, and your bum is the greate
st thing about
665you,
so that in the bea
stlie
st sence, you are
Pompey the
666great;
Pompey, you are partly a bawd,
Pompey; how
so
- 667euer you colour it in being a Tap
ster, are you not? come,
668tell me true, it
shall be the better for you.
669Clo. Truly
sir, I am a poore fellow that would liue.
670Esc. How would you liue
Pompey? by being a bawd?
671what doe you thinke of the trade
Pompey? is it a lawfull
673Clo. If the Law would allow it,
sir.
674Esc. But the Law will not allow it
Pompey; nor it
675shall not be allowed in
Vienna.
676Clo. Do's your Wor
ship meane to geld and
splay all
677the youth of the City?
679Clo. Truely Sir, in my poore opinion they will too't
680then: if your wor
ship will take order for the drabs and
681the knaues, you need not to feare the bawds.
682Esc. There is pretty orders beginning I can tell you:
683It is but heading, and hanging.
684Clo. If you head, and hang all that o
ffend that way
685but for ten yeare together; you'll be glad to giue out a
686Commi
ssion for more heads: if this law hold in
Vienna 687ten yeare, ile rent the faire
st hou
se in it after three pence
688a Bay: if you liue to
see this come to pa
sse,
say
Pompey 690Esc. Thanke you good
Pompey; and in requitall of
691your prophe
sie, harke you: I adui
se you let me not
finde
692you before me againe vpon any complaint what
soeuer;
693no, not for dwelling where you doe: if I doe
Pompey, I
694shall beat you to your Tent, and proue a
shrewd
Casar 695to you: in plaine dealing
Pompey, I
shall haue you whipt;
696so for this time,
Pompey, fare you well.
697Clo. I thanke your Wor
ship for your good coun
sell;
698but I
shall follow it as the
fle
sh and fortune
shall better
699determine. Whip me? no, no, let Carman whip his Iade,
700The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade.
Exit. 701Esc. Come hether to me, Ma
ster
Elbow: come hither
702Ma
ster Con
stable: how long haue you bin in this place
704Elb. Seuen yeere, and a halfe
sir.
705Esc. I thought by the readine
sse in the o
ffice, you had
706continued in it
some time: you
say
seauen yeares toge
- 709Esc. Alas, it hath beene great paines to you: they do
710you wrong to put you
so oft vpon't. Are there not men
711in your Ward
su
fficient to
serue it?
712Elb. 'Faith
sir, few of any wit in
such matters: as they
713are cho
sen, they are glad to choo
se me for them; I do it
714for
some peece of money, and goe through with all.
715Esc. Looke you bring mee in the names of
some
sixe
716or
seuen, the mo
st su
fficient of your pari
sh.
717Elb. To your Wor
ships hou
se
sir?
718Esc. To my hou
se: fare you well: what's a clocke,
721Esc. I pray you home to dinner with me.
722Iust. I humbly thanke you.
723Esc. It grieues me for the death of
Claudio 724But there's no remedie:
725Iust. Lord
Angelo is
seuere.
726Esc. It is but needfull.
727Mercy is not it
selfe, that oft lookes
so,
728Pardon is
still the nur
se of
second woe:
729But yet, poore
Claudio; there is no remedie.
Scoena
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