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  • Title: King Lear (Modern, Extended Quarto)
  • Editor: Michael Best
  • Textual editors: James D. Mardock, Eric Rasmussen
  • Coordinating editor: Michael Best
  • ISBN: 978-1-55058-463-9

    Copyright Michael Best. This text may be freely used for educational, non-profit purposes; for all other uses contact the Editor.
    Author: William Shakespeare
    Editor: Michael Best
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    King Lear (Modern, Extended Quarto)

    [Scene 5]
    Enter Lear [with Kent, disguised as Caius, and the Fool].
    875Lear
    [To Kent] Go you before to Gloucester with these letters. Acquaint my daughter no further with anything you know than comes from her demand out of the letter. If your diligence be not speedy I shall be there before you.
    880Kent
    I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter.
    Exit.
    Fool
    If a man's brains were in his heels, were't not in danger of kibes?
    Lear
    Ay, boy.
    885Fool
    Then I prithee be merry. Thy wit shall ne'er go slipshod.
    Lear
    Ha ha ha.
    Fool
    Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly, for though she's as like this as a crab is like an 890apple, yet I con what I can tell.
    Lear
    Why, what canst thou tell, my boy?
    Fool
    She'll taste as like this as a crab doth to a crab. Thou canst not tell why one's nose stands in the middle of his face?
    895Lear
    No.
    Fool
    Why, to keep his eyes on either side 's nose, that what a man cannot smell out 'a may spy into.
    Lear
    I did her wrong.
    Fool
    Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
    900Lear
    No.
    Fool
    Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
    Lear
    Why?
    Fool
    Why, to put his head in, not to give it away to his 905daughter, and leave his horns without a case.
    Lear
    I will forget my nature. So kind a father. Be my horses ready?
    Fool
    Thy asses are gone about them. The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason.
    910Lear
    Because they are not eight?
    Fool
    Yes. Thou wouldst make a good fool.
    Lear
    To tak't again perforce. Monster ingratitude!
    Fool
    If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'd have thee beaten for being old before thy time.
    915Lear
    How's that?
    Fool
    Thou shouldst not have been old before thou hadst been wise.
    Lear
    O let me not be mad, sweet heaven! I would not be mad. Keep me in temper. I would not be mad.
    [Enter a servant.]
    Are 920the horses ready?
    Servant
    Ready, my lord.
    Lear
    Come, boy.
    Exeunt [all but the Fool].
    Fool
    She that is maid now, and laughs at my departure,
    Shall not be a maid long, except things be cut shorter.
    925Exit.