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  • Title: Henry The Eighth (Modern)
  • Editor: Diane Jakacki

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    Author: William Shakespeare
    Editor: Diane Jakacki
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    Henry The Eighth (Modern)

    Cornets. Enter King Henry, leaning on the Cardinal's shoulder, the nobles, and Sir Thomas Louell. [Secretary enters with Cardinal] The Cardinal places himself under the King's feet on 320his right side.
    King Henry
    My life itself, and the best heart of it,
    Thanks you for this great care. I stood i'th'level
    Of a full-charged confederacy, and give thanks
    To you that choked it. Let be called before us
    325That gentleman of Buckingham's: in person
    I'll hear him his confessions justify,
    And point by point the treasons of his master
    He shall again relate.
    A noise within crying "Room for the Queen." [The Queen is] ushered by the 330Duke of Norfolk. Enter the Queen, Norfolk and Suffolk. She kneels. King riseth from his state, takes her up, kisses and placeth her by him.
    Katharine
    Nay, we must longer kneel; I am a suitor.
    335King Henry
    Arise and take place by us. Half your suit
    Never name to us; you have half our power.
    The other moiety ere you ask is given.
    Repeat your will and take it.
    Katharine
    Thank your majesty.
    340That you would love yourself, and in that love
    Not unconsidered leave your honor nor
    The dignity of your office, is the point
    Of my petition.
    King Henry
    Lady mine, proceed.
    345Katharine
    I am solicited not by a few,
    And those of true condition, that your subjects
    Are in great grievance. There have been commissions
    Sent down among 'em which hath flawed the heart
    Of all their loyalties; wherein although,
    350[to Cardinal] My good Lord Cardinall, they vent reproaches
    Most bitterly on you, as putter on
    Of these exactions. Yet the king our master,
    Whose honor heaven shield from soil, even he escapes not
    Language unmannerly. Yea, such which breaks
    355The sides of loyalty and almost appears
    In loud rebellion.
    Norfolk
    Not almost appears,
    It doth appear; for, upon these taxations,
    The clothiers all, not able to maintain
    360The many to them longing, have put off
    The spinsters, carders, fullers, weavers who,
    Unfit for other life, compelled by hunger
    And lack of other means, in desperate manner,
    Daring th'event to th'teeth, are all in uproar,
    365And danger serves among them.
    King Henry
    Taxation?
    Wherein, and what taxation? My lord cardinal,
    You that are blamed for it alike with us,
    Know you of this taxation?
    370Wolsey
    Please you, sir,
    I know but of a single part in aught
    Pertains to th'state, and front but in that file
    Where others tell steps with me.
    Katharine
    No, my lord,
    375You know no more then others, but you frame
    Things that are known alike, which are not wholesome
    To those which would not know them, and yet must
    Perforce be their acquaintance. These exactions
    (Whereof my sovereign would have note), they are
    380Most pestilent to th'hearing, and to bear 'em
    The back is sacrifice to th' load. They say
    They are devised by you, ere else you suffer
    Too hard an exclamation.
    King Henry
    Still, exaction!
    385The nature of it? In what kind let's know:
    Is this exaction?
    Katharine
    I am much too venturous
    In tempting of your patience, but am emboldened
    Under your promised pardon. The subjects' grief
    390Comes through commissions, which compels from each
    The sixth part of his substance, to be levied
    Without delay; and the pretence for this
    Is named your wars in France. This makes bold mouths,
    Tongues spit their duties out and cold hearts freeze
    395Allegiance in them; their curses now
    Live where their prayers did, and it's come to pass
    This tractable obedience is a slave
    To each incensed will. I would your highness
    Would give it quick consideration, for
    400There is no primer baseness.
    King Henry
    By my life,
    This is against our pleasure!
    Wolsey
    And for me,
    I have no further gone in this than by
    405A single voice, and that not past me, but
    By learned approbation of the judges. If I am
    Traduced by ignorant tongues, which neither know
    My faculties nor person, yet will be
    The chronicles of my doing, let me say
    410'Tis but the fate of place and the rough brake
    That virtue must go through. We must not stint
    Our necessary actions in the fear
    To cope malicious censurers, which ever,
    As ravenous fishes, do a vessel follow
    415That is new-trimmed, but benefit no further
    Than vainly longing. What we oft do best,
    By sick interpreters (once weak ones) is
    Not ours or not allowed. What worst, as oft,
    Hitting a grosser quality, is cried up
    420For our best act. If we shall stand still
    In fear our motion will be mocked or carped at;
    We should take root here where we sit,
    Or sit state-statues only.
    King Henry
    Things done well
    425And with a care exempt themselves from fear.
    Things done without example in their issue
    Are to be feared. Have you a precedent
    Of this commission? I believe not any.
    We must not rend our subjects from our laws
    430And stick them in our will. Sixth part of each?
    A trembling contribution; why, we take
    From every tree lop, bark, and part o'th'timber,
    And though we leave it with a root thus hacked
    The air will drink the sap. To every county
    435Where this is questioned send our letters with
    Free pardon to each man that has denied
    The force of this commission. Pray, look to't;
    I put it to your care.
    Wolsey
    [to Secretary] A word with you.
    440Let there be letters writ to every shire
    Of the King's grace and pardon. The grieved commons
    Hardly conceive of me. Let it be noised
    That through our intercession this revokement
    And pardon comes. I shall anon advise you
    445Further in the proceeding.
    Enter Surveyor.
    Katharine
    I am sorry that the Duke of Buckingham
    Is run in your displeasure.
    King Henry
    It grieves many.
    450The gentleman is learned and a most rare speaker,
    To nature none more bound. His training such
    That he may furnish and instruct great teachers
    And never seek for aid out of himself. Yet see
    When these so noble benefits shall prove
    455Not well disposed; the mind growing once corrupt,
    They turn to vicious forms ten times more ugly
    Than ever they were fair. This man so complete
    Who was enrolled amongst wonders; and when we,
    Almost with ravished listening, could not find
    460His hour of speech a minute. He, my lady,
    Hath into monstrous habits put the graces
    That once were his, and is become as black
    As if besmeared in hell. Sit by us: you shall hear
    (This was his gentleman in trust) of him
    465Things to strike honor sad. Bid him recount
    The fore-recited practices, whereof
    We cannot feel too little, hear too much.
    Wolsey
    Stand forth and with bold spirit relate what you,
    Most like a careful subject, have collected
    470Out of the Duke of Buckingham.
    King Henry
    Speak freely.
    Surveyor
    First, it was usual with him, every day
    It would infect his speech, that if the King
    Should without issue die he'll carry it so
    475To make the sceptre his. These very words
    I've heard him utter to his son-in-law,
    Lord Abergavenny, to whom by oath he menaced
    Revenge upon the cardinal.
    Wolsey
    Please, your highness, note
    480This dangerous conception in this point
    Not friended by his wish to your high person.
    His will is most malignant and it stretches
    Beyond you to your friends.
    Katharine
    My learn'd lord cardinal,
    485Deliver all with charity.
    King Henry
    Speak on.
    How grounded he his title to the crown
    Upon our fail? To this point hast thou heard him
    At any time speak aught?
    490Surveyor
    He was brought to this
    By a vain prophecy of Nicholas Hopkins.
    King Henry
    What was that Hopkins?
    Surrey
    Sir, a Chartreux friar,
    His confessor, who fed him every minute
    495With words of sovereignty.
    King Henry
    How know'st thou this?
    Surveyor
    Not long before your Highness sped to France,
    The duke being at the Rose, within the parish
    Saint Laurence Poultney, did of me demand
    500What was the speech among the Londoners
    Concerning the French journey. I replied
    Men fear the French would prove perfidious
    To the king's danger. Presently, the duke
    Said 'twas the fear indeed, and that he doubted
    505'Twould prove the verity of certain words
    Spoke by a holy monk that oft, says he,
    "Hath sent to me, wishing me to permit
    John Delacourt, my chaplain, a choice hour
    To hear from him a matter of some moment".
    510Whom after, under the confession's seal,
    He solemnly had sworn that what he spoke
    My chaplain to no creature living but
    To me should utter with demure confidence
    This pausingly ensued: "Neither the King, nor his heirs
    515(Tell you the Duke) shall prosper, bid him strive
    To the love of the commonalty, the Duke
    Shall govern England".
    Katharine
    If I know you well,
    You were the Duke's surveyor and lost your office
    520On the complaint of the tenants. Take good heed
    You charge not in your spleen a noble person
    And spoil your nobler soul. I say take heed;
    Yes, heartily beseech you.
    King Henry
    Let him on. Go forward.
    525Surveyor
    On my soul I'll speak but truth.
    I told my lord the duke, by the devil's illusions
    The monk might be deceived and that 'twas dangerous
    For this to ruminate on this so far, until
    It forged him some design, which being believed
    530It was much like to do. He answered, "Tush,
    It can doe me no damage," adding further,
    That had the King in his last sickness failed,
    The cardinal's and Sir Thomas Lovell's heads
    Should have gone off.
    535King Henry
    Ha? What, so rank? Ah, ha!
    There's mischief in this man. Canst thou say further?
    Surveyor
    I can, my liege.
    King Henry
    Proceed.
    Surveyor
    Being at Greenwich,
    540After your highness had reproved the duke
    About Sir William Blumer --
    King Henry
    I remember of such a time; being my sworn servant,
    The duke retained him his. But on, what hence?
    Surveyor
    "If", quoth he, "I for this had been committed,
    545As to the Tower I thought I would have played
    The part my father meant to act upon
    The usurper Richard; who being at Salisbury,
    Made suit to come in his presence; which, if granted,
    (As he made semblance of his duty) would
    550Have put his knife into him."
    King Henry
    A giant traitor.
    Wolsey
    Now Madame, may his highness live in freedom
    And this man out of prison.
    Katharine
    God mend all.
    555King Henry
    There's something more would out of thee; what sayest?
    Surveyor
    After the duke his father with the knife
    He stretched him, and with one hand on his dagger
    Another spread on's breast, mounting his eyes
    He did discharge a horrible oath whose tenor
    560Was, were he evil used, he would outgo
    His father by as much as a performance
    Does an irresolute purpose.
    King Henry
    There's his period:
    To sheath his knife in us. He is attached.
    565Call him to present trial. If he may
    Find mercy in the law 'tis his; if none,
    Let him not seek it of us. By day and night
    He's traitor to the height.
    Exeunt.