300134Enter sir Iohn Falstaffes Host of the Garter, 135Nym, Bardolfe, Pistoll, and the boy. 301136Fal. Mine Ho
st of the Garter.
B Host.
A pleasant Comedie, of
302137Host. What
ses my bully Rooke?
138Speake
schollerly and wi
sely.
304139Fal. Mine Ho
st, I mu
st turne away
some of my
306141Host. Di
scard bully,
Hercules ca
ssire.
142Let them wag, trot, trot.
308143Fal. I
sit at ten pound a weeke.
309144Host. Thou art an Emperour
Caesar, Phesser and
310146Ile entertaine
Bardolfe. He
shall tap, he
shall draw.
311147Said I well, bully
Hector?
313149Host. I haue
spoke. Let him follow.
Bardolfe 150Let me
see thee froth, and lyme. I am at
315153Fal. Do
Bardolfe, a Tap
ster is a good trade,
316154An old cloake will make a new Ierkin,
155A withered
seruingman, a fre
sh Tap
ster:
318157Bar. I will
sir, Ile warrant you Ile make a good
319160Pis. O bace gongarian wight, wilt thou the
spic
- 319.1162Nym. His minde is not heroick. And theres the
327164Fal. Well my Laddes, I am almo
st out at the
328166Pis. Why then let cybes in
sue.
328.1167Nym. I thanke thee for that humor.
Fals.
the merry wives of windsor.
321168Fal. Well I am glad I am
so rid of this tinder
170His
stealth was too open, his
filching was like
322171An vn
skilfull
singer, he kept not time.
324172Nym. The good humor is to
steale at a minutes
324.1174Pis. Tis
so indeed
Nym, thou ha
st hit it right.
329175Fal. Well, afore God, I mu
st cheat, I mu
st cony
- 331177Which of you knowes
Foord of this Towne?
332178Pis. I ken the wight, he is of
sub
stance good.
333179Fal. Well my hone
st Lads, Ile tell you what
334181Pis. Two yards and more.
335182Fal. No gibes now
Pistoll: indeed I am two yards
183In the wa
st, but now I am about no wa
st:
337184Brie
fly, I am about thrift you rogues you,
185I do intend to make loue to
Foords wife,
338186I e
spie entertainment in her. She carues,
she
187Di
scour
ses. She giues the lyre of inuitation,
339188And euery part to be con
stured rightly is, I am
342190Pis. He hath
studied her well, out of hone
stie
345192Fal. Now the report goes,
she hath all the rule
193Of her hu
sbands pur
se. She hath legians of angels.
347194Pis. As many diuels attend her.
349196Fal. Heree's a Letter to her. Heeres another to
B2 Who
A pleasant Comedie, of
198Who euen now gaue me good eies too, examined
356199my exteriors with
such a greedy intentiõ, with the
352200beames of her beautie, that it
seemed as
she would
358201a
scorged me vp like a burning gla
sse. Here is ano
- 361202ther Letter to her,
shee b
eares the pur
se too. They
203shall be Excheckers to me, and Ile be cheaters to
204them both. They
shall be my Ea
st and We
st Indies
362205and Ile trade to them both. Heere beare thou this
363206Letter to mi
stre
sse
Foord. And thou this to mi
stre
sse
207Page. Weele thriue Lads, we will thriue.
366208Pist. Shall I
sir Panderowes of
Troy become?
367209And by my
sword were
steele.
210Then Lucifer take all.
368211Nym. Here take your humor Letter againe,
369212For my part, I will keepe the hauior
213Of reputation. And theres the humor of it.
370214Fal. Here
firrha beare me the
se Letters titely,
371215Saile like my pinnice to the golden
shores:
372216Hence
slaues, avant. Vani
sh like hail
stones, goe.
374217Falstaffe will learne the humor of this age,
375218French thrift you rogue, my
selfe and
scirted Page.
378221Pis. And art thou gone? Tea
ster Ile haue in pouch
222When thou
shalt want, bace Phrygian Turke.
380223Nym. I haue operations in my head, which are
383226Nym. By
Welkin and her Fairies.
385228Nym. With both the humors I will di
sclo
se this
386229loue to
Page. Ile po
ses him with Iallowes,
And
the merry wives of windsor.
387231Pis. And I to
Foord will likewi
se tell
388232How
Falstaffe varlot vilde,
389233Would haue her loue, his doue would proue,
395236Pis. Ile
second thee :
sir Corporall
Nym troope (on.