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The Winter's Tale (Modern)
1795[4.4]
These your unusual weeds to each part of you
1803Perdita
Sir, my gracious lord,
1813Florizel
I bless the time
1816Perdita
Now Jove afford you cause!
1825Florizel
Apprehend
1837Perdita
O but sir,
1843Florizel
Thou dearest Perdita,
1855Perdita
O Lady Fortune,
[Enter the Old Shepherd, Clown, Mopsa, Dorcas, Servants, shepherds and shepherdesses, Polixenes and Camillo both disguised]
1857Florizel
See, your guests approach.
1860Shepherd
Fie, daughter, when my old wife lived, upon
1876Perdita
[To Polixenes] Sir, welcome.
[To Camillo] You're welcome, sir.
1884Polixenes
Shepherdess,
1887Perdita
Sir, the year growing ancient,
1894Polixenes
Wherefore, gentle maiden,
1896Perdita
For I have heard it said
1899Polixenes
Say there be,
1909Perdita
So it is.
Then make your garden rich in gillyvors,
1912Perdita
I'll not put
I should leave grazing were I of your flock,
1924Perdita
Out, alas!
[To Florizel] Now, my fair'st friend,
1944Florizel
What? like a corpse?
No, like a bank for love to lie and play on,
1951Florizel
What you do
1963Perdita
O Doricles,
1969Florizel
I think you have
1974Perdita
I'll swear for 'em.
4.4.154.1[Perdita and Florizel dance]
[To Camillo This is the prettiest low-born lass that ever
1979Camillo
He tells her something
[To musicians] Come on! Strike up!
Mopsa must be your mistress? Marry, garlic 1984to mend her kissing with!
Now, in good time!
Not a word, a word; we stand upon our manners. 1987Come, strike up!
Pray, good shepherd, what fair swain is this
They call him Doricles and boasts himself
2001Polixenes
She dances featly.
So she does anything, though I report it
4.4.179.1Enter Servant
O Master, if you did but hear the peddler at the 2007door, you would never dance again after a tabor and 2008pipe; no, the bagpipe could not move you. He sings 2009several tunes, faster than you'll tell money. He utters 2010them as he had eaten ballads, and all men's ears grew to 2011his tunes.
He could never come better; he shall come in. 2013I love a ballad but even too well, if it be doleful matter 2014merrily set down, or a very pleasant thing indeed and 2015sung lamentably.
He hath songs for man or woman of all sizes. 2017No milliner can so fit his customers with gloves. He has 2018the prettiest love songs for maids, so without bawdry 2019, which is strange, with such delicate burdens of 2020dildos and fadings, "Jump her and thump her." And where 2021some stretch-mouthed rascal would, as it were, mean 2022mischief and break a foul gap into the matter, he 2023makes the maid to answer, "Whoop, do me no harm, good 2024man"; put's him off, slights him with "Whoop, do me no 2025harm, good man."
This is a brave fellow.
Believe me, thou talkst of an admirable 2028conceited fellow. Has he any unbraided wares?
He hath ribbons of all the colors i'th 2030rainbow; points, more than all the lawyers in Bohemia can 2031learnedly handle, though they come to him by th' gross; 2032inkles, caddises, cambrics, lawn; why he sings 2033'em over as they were gods or goddesses. You would 2034think a smock were a she-angel, he so chants to 2035the sleeve-hand and the work about the square on't.
Prithee bring him in, and let him approach 2037singing.
Forewarn him that he use no scurrilous words 2039in's tunes.
4.4.187.1[Exit Servant.]
You have of these peddlers that have more in 2041them than you'd think, sister.
Ay, good brother, or go about to think.
Lawn as white as driven snow,
If I were not in love with Mopsa, thou shouldst 2057take no money of me, but being enthralled as I am, it will 2058also be the bondage of certain ribbons and gloves.
I was promised them against the feast, but they 2060come not too late now.
He hath promised you more than that, or there 2062be liars.
He hath paid you all he promised you. Maybe 2064he has paid you more, which will shame you to give him 2065again.
Is there no manners left among maids? Will they 2067wear their plackets where they should bear their faces? 2068Is there not milking-time, when you are going to bed, 2069or kiln-hole, to whistle of these secrets, but you must 2070be tittle-tattling before all our guests? 'Tis well they are 2071whispering. Clamor your tongues and not a word more.
I have done. Come, you promised me a 2073tawdry-lace and a pair of sweet gloves.
Have I not told thee how I was cozened by the 2075way and lost all my money?
And, indeed sir, there are cozeners abroad. 2077Therefore, it behooves men to be wary.
Fear not, thou man. Thou shalt lose nothing here.
I hope so, sir, for I have about me many parcels 2080of charge.
What hast here? Ballads?
Pray now, buy some. I love a ballet in print, a-life, 2083for then we are sure they are true.
Here's one to a very doleful tune, how a 2085usurer's wife was brought to bed of twenty money bags at 2086a burden, and how she longed to eat adder's heads and 2087toads carbonadoed.
Is it true, think you?
Very true, and but a month old.
Bless me from marrying a usurer!
Here's the midwife's name to't, one Mistress 2092Taleporter, and five or six honest wives that were present. 2093Why should I carry lies abroad?
Pray you now, buy it.
Come on, lay it by, and let's first see more 2096ballads. We'll buy the other things anon.
Here's another ballad of a fish that appeared 2098upon the coast on Wednesday the fourscore of April forty 2099thousand fathom above water, and sung this ballad against 2100the hard hearts of maids. It was thought she was a 2101woman and was turned into a cold fish, for she would not 2102exchange flesh with one that loved her. The ballad is very 2103pitiful and as true.
Is it true too, think you?
Five justices' hands at it, and witnesses more 2106than my pack will hold.
Lay it by, too. Another.
This is a merry ballad, but a very pretty one.
Let's have some merry ones.
Why, this is a passing merry one, and goes to the 2111tune of "Two Maids Wooing a Man". There's scarce a maid 2112westward but she sings it;'tis in request I can tell you.
We can both sing it. If thou'lt bear a part thou 2114shalt hear; 'tis in three parts.
We had the tune on't a month ago.
I can bear my part. You must know 'tis my 2117occupation. Have at it with you.
4.4.231Get you hence, for I must go
Where it fits not you to know.
Whither?
2121Mopsa
Oh whither?
2122Dorcas
Whither?
It becomes thy oath full well,
Me too. Let me go thither.
Or thou goest to th' grange or mill,
If to either thou dost ill.
Neither.
2129Dorcas
What neither?
2130Autolycus
Neither.
Thou hast sworn my love to be.
Thou hast sworn it more to me.
We'll have this song out anon by ourselves. My 2135father and the gentlemen are in sad talk, and we'll not trouble 2136them. Come, bring away thy pack after me. Wenches, I'll 2137buy for you both. Peddler, let's have the first choice. Follow 2138me, girls.
4.4.243.1[Exit Clown with Dorcas and Mopsa.]
And you shall pay well for 'em.
Song
Will you buy any tape, or lace for your cape?
4.4.250.1Exit
4.4.250.2[Enter a Servant]
[To Shepherd] Master, there is three carters, three 2146shepherds, three neatherds, three swineherds that have made 2147themselves all men of hair. They call themselves saltiers, 2148and they have a dance which the wenches say is a 2149galimaufry of gambols because they are not in't; but 2150they themselves are o'th' mind, if it be not too rough 2151for some that know little but bowling, it will please 2152plentifully.
Away! We'll none on't. Here has been too 2154much homely foolery already. I know, sir, we 2155weary you.
You weary those that refresh us. Pray, let's see 2157these four threes of herdsmen.
One three of them, by their own report, sir, 2159hath danced before the king; and not the worst of the 2160three but jumps twelve foot and a half by th'square.
Leave your prating. Since these good men are 2162pleased, let them come in, but quickly now.
Why, they stay at door, sir.
4.4.256.1[He brings in the dancers.]
[To the Old Shepherd] O father, you'll know more of that hereafter.
2179Florizel
Old sir, I know
2189Polixenes
What follows this?
2194Florizel
Do, and be witness to't.
And this my neighbor too?
2196Florizel
And he, and more
2205Polixenes
Fairly offered.
This shows a sound affection.
2207Shepherd
But, my daughter,
2209Perdita
I cannot speak
2213Shepherd
Take hands, a bargain --
2214And friends unknown, you shall bear witness to't;
2217Florizel
Oh, that must be
2222Shepherd
Come, your hand --
2224Polixenes
Soft, swain, awhile, beseech you.
2226Florizel
I have, but what of him?
Knows he of this?
2228Florizel
He neither does nor shall.
Methinks a father
2238Florizel
No, good sir.
2241Polixenes
By my white beard,
2248Florizel
I yield all this;
2252Polixenes
Let him know't.
He shall not.
2254Polixenes
Prithee let him.
2255Florizel
No, he must not.
Let him, my son; he shall not need to grieve
2258Florizel
Come, come, he must not.
2260Polixenes
[Removing disguise] Mark your divorce, young sir,
2268Shepherd
Oh, my heart!
I'll have thy beauty scratched with briers and made
4.4.354.1Exit
2286Perdita
Even here undone!
2296Camillo
Why, how now, father?
2298Shepherd
I cannot speak, nor think,
4.4.375.1Exit.
2310Florizel
[To Camillo] Why look you so upon me?
2315Camillo
Gracious, my lord,
2322Florizel
I not purpose it.
2324Camillo
[removing disguise] Even he, my lord.
How often have I told you 'twould be thus?
2328Florizel
It cannot fail but by
2334Camillo
Be advised.
I am, and by my fancy; if my reason
2339Camillo
This is desperate, sir.
So call it, but it does fulfill my vow.
2359Camillo
O my lord,
2362Florizel
Hark, Perdita --
[Florizel and Perdita walk together]
2364Camillo
He's irremoveable,
2371Florizel
[Florizel steps forward] Now, good Camillo,
2374Camillo
Sir, I think
2377Florizel
Very nobly
2381Camillo
Well, my lord,
2395Florizel
How, Camillo,
2399Camillo
Have you thought on
2401Florizel
Not any yet.
2406Camillo
Then list to me!
2420Florizel
Worthy Camillo,
2423Camillo
Sent by the king your father
2432Florizel
I am bound to you.
2434Camillo
A course more promising
2445Perdita
One of these is true:
2448Camillo
Yea? Say you so?
2451Florizel
My good Camillo,
2454Camillo
I cannot say 'tis pity
2457Perdita
Your pardon, sir. For this,
2459Florizel
My prettiest Perdita!
2465Camillo
My lord,
4.4.507.1[Camillo, Florizel, and Perdita talk together.]
Ha, ha! What a fool honesty is! And trust, his 2473sworn brother, a very simple gentleman. I have sold 2474all my trumpery. Not a counterfeit stone, not a ribbon, 2475glass, pomander, brooch, table-book, ballad, knife, 2476tape, glove, shoe-tie, bracelet, horn-ring, to keep 2477my pack from fasting. They throng who should buy first, 2478as if my trinkets had been hallowed and brought a 2479benediction to the buyer, by which means I saw whose 2480purse was best in picture, and what I saw, to my good 2481use I remembered. My clown, who wants but 2482something to be a reasonable man, grew so in love with the 2483wenches' song that he would not stir his pettitoes 2484till he had both tune and words, which so drew the rest 2485of the herd to me that all their other senses stuck in 2486ears. You might have pinched a placket, it was 2487senseless;'twas nothing to geld a codpiece of a purse. I 2488would have filed keys off that hung in chains. No 2489hearing, no feeling, but my sir's song, and admiring the 2490nothing of it. So that in this time of lethargy, I picked 2491and cut most of their festival purses and had not the 2492old man come in with a hubbub against his 2493daughter and the king's son, and scared my choughs from 2494the chaff, I had not left a purse alive in the whole 2495army.
4.4.508.1[Camillo, Florizel, and Perdita come forward]
[To Florizel and Perdita] Nay, but my letters, by this means being there
And those that you'll procure from King Leontes?
Shall satisfy your father.
2500Perdita
Happy be you!
2502Camillo
[Noticing Autolycus] Who have we here?
[Aside If they have overheard me now -- why, hanging!
I am a poor fellow, sir.
Why, be so still! Here's nobody will steal that 2511from thee. Yet for the outside of thy poverty, we must 2512make an exchange. Therefore, discase thee instantly -- thou 2513must think there's a necessity in't -- and change garments 2514with this gentleman. Though the penny-worth on his 2515side be the worst, yet hold thee, there's some boot. [Gives him money]
I am a poor fellow, sir; [Aside] I know ye well
2517enough.
Nay, prithee, dispatch -- the gentleman is half 2519flayed already.
Are you in earnest, sir? [Aside] I smell the trick on't.
Dispatch, I prithee.
Indeed, I have had earnest, but I cannot with 2523conscience take it.
Unbuckle, unbuckle.
4.4.526.1[Florizel and Autolycus exchange clothes.]
2533Perdita
I see the play so lies
2535Camillo
No remedy.
2537Florizel
Should I now meet my father,
2539Camillo
[Giving hat to Perdita]
Nay, you shall have no hat. 2541Autolycus
Adieu, sir.
O Perdita! What have we twain forgot?
[The two talk together.]
2544Camillo
What I do next shall be to tell the king
2550Florizel
Fortune speed us!
The swifter speed the better.
4.4.547.1 Exeunt [Florizel, Perdita, and Camillo]
I understand the business; I hear it. To have an 2554open ear, a quick eye, and a nimble hand is necessary for 2555a cutpurse; a good nose is requisite also to smell out 2556work for th' other senses. I see this is the time that the 2557unjust man doth thrive. What an exchange had this been 2558without boot? What a boot is here with this exchange! 2559Sure the gods do this year connive at us, and we may 2560do anything extempore. The prince himself is about 2561a piece of iniquity, stealing away from his father with 2562his clog at his heels. If I thought it were a piece of 2563honesty to acquaint the king withal, I would not do't. I 2564hold it the more knavery to conceal it, and therein am 2565I constant to my profession.
4.4.548.22567Aside, aside -- here is more matter for a hot brain; every 2568lane's end, every shop, church, session, hanging, yields 2569a careful man work.
See, see! What a man you are now! There is no 2571other way but to tell the king she's a changeling, and 2572none of your flesh and blood.
Nay, but hear me --
Nay, but hear me!
Go to, then.
She being none of your flesh and blood, your 2577flesh and blood has not offended the king, and so your 2578flesh and blood is not to be punished by him. Show those 2579things you found about her, those secret things, all but 2580what she has with her. This being done, let the law go 2581whistle, I warrant you.
I will tell the king all, every word, yea, and his 2583son's pranks too, who -- I may say -- is no honest man, 2584neither to his father nor to me, to go about to make me 2585the king's brother-in-law.
Indeed, brother-in-law was the farthest off you 2587could have been to him, and then your blood had been 2588the dearer by I know how much an ounce.
[Aside] Very wisely, puppies!
Well! Let us to the king. There is that in this 2591fardel will make him scratch his beard.
[Aside] I know not what impediment this complaint
2593may be to the flight of my master.
Pray heartily he be at palace.
[Aside] Though I am not naturally honest, I am so 2596sometimes by chance. Let me pocket up my peddler's 2597excrement.
4.4.560.1[Removing false beard]
4.4.560.2[To the Clown and Shepherd] How now, rustics! Whither are you bound?
To th'palace, an it like your worship.
Your affairs there? What? With whom? The 2600condition of that fardel? The place of your dwelling? 2601Your names? Your ages? Of what having, breeding, and 2602anything that is fitting to be known, discover!
We are but plain fellows, sir.
A lie! You are rough and hairy! Let me have 2605no lying; it becomes none but tradesmen, and they 2606often give us soldiers the lie, but we pay them for it 2607with stamped coin, not stabbing steel; therefore, they 2608do not give us the lie.
Your worship had like to have given us one if 2610you had not taken yourself with the manner.
Are you a courtier, an't like you, sir?
Whether it like me or no, I am a courtier. See'st 2613thou not the air of the court in these enfoldings? Hath 2614not my gait in it the measure of the court? Receives not 2615thy nose court odor from me? Reflect I not on thy 2616baseness court-contempt? Think'st thou for that I 2617insinuate to toze from thee thy business, I am 2618therefore no courtier? I am courtier cap-á-pie, and one that 2619will either push on or pluck back thy business there, 2620whereupon I command thee to open thy affair.
My business, sir, is to the king.
What advocate hast thou to him?
I know not, an't like you.
"Advocate"'s the court word for a pheasant. Say 2625you have none.
None, sir. I have no pheasant, cock, nor hen.
How blessed are we that are not simple men! 2628Yet nature might have made me as these are. 2629Therefore I will not disdain.
This cannot be but a great courtier.
His garments are rich, but he wears them not 2632handsomely.
He seems to be the more noble in being 2634fantastical. A great man, I'll warrant. I know by the picking 2635on's teeth.
The fardel there? What's i'th'fardel? 2637Wherefore that box?
Sir, there lies such secrets in this fardel and 2639box which none must know but the king, and which he 2640shall know within this hour, if I may come to th'speech 2641of him.
Age, thou hast lost thy labor.
Why, sir?
The king is not at the palace; he is gone aboard 2645a new ship to purge melancholy and air himself; for 2646if thou be'st capable of things serious, thou must know 2647the king is full of grief.
So, 'tis said, sir, about his son that should 2649have married a shepherd's daughter.
If that shepherd be not in handfast, let him 2651fly. The curses he shall have, the tortures he shall feel, 2652will break the back of man, the heart of monster.
Think you so, sir?
Not he alone shall suffer what wit can make 2655heavy and vengeance bitter; but those that are germane 2656to him, though removed fifty times, shall all come under 2657the hangman, which, though it be great pity, yet it is 2658necessary. An old sheep-whistling rogue, a 2659ram-tender, to offer to have his daughter come into grace! Some 2660say he shall be stoned, but that death is too soft for him, 2661say I. Draw our throne into a sheepcote? All deaths 2662are too few, the sharpest too easy.
Has the old man e'er a son, sir, do you hear, 2664an't like you, sir?
He has a son, who shall be flayed alive; then 2666'nointed over with honey, set on the head of a wasp's 2667nest; then stand till he be three quarters and a dram dead, 2668then recovered again with aquavitae or some other hot 2669infusion; then, raw as he is, and in the hottest day 2670prognostication proclaims, shall he be set against a brick wall, 2671the sun looking with a southward eye upon him, 2672where he is to behold him with flies blown to death. 2673But what talk we of these traitorly-rascals, whose 2674miseries are to be smiled at, their offenses being so capital? 2675Tell me -- for you seem to be honest plain men -- what you 2676have to the king; being something gently considered, I'll 2677bring you where he is aboard, tender your persons to his 2678presence, whisper him in your behalfs; and if it be in 2679man besides the king to effect your suits, here is man 2680shall do it.
[To the Shepherd] He seems to be of great authority. Close with 2682him, give him gold, and though authority be a 2683stubborn bear, yet he is oft led by the nose with gold. 2684Show the inside of your purse to the outside of his 2685hand, and no more ado. Remember "stoned", and "flayed alive."
An't please you, sir, to undertake the business 2688for us, here is that gold I have. I'll make it as much 2689more and leave this young man in pawn till I bring it 2690you.
After I have done what I promised?
Ay, sir.
Well, give me the moiety. [To the Clown] Are you a party in 2694this business?
In some sort, sir, but though my case be a 2696pitiful one, I hope I shall not be flayed out of it.
Oh, that's the case of the shepherd's son! 2698Hang him, he'll be made an example.
Comfort, good comfort! [To the shepherd] We must to the king 2700and show our strange sights. He must know 'tis none of 2701your daughter, nor my sister. We are gone else. Sir, I 2702will give you as much as this old man does when the 2703business is performed, and remain, as he says, your pawn 2704till it be brought you.
I will trust you. Walk before toward the 2706seaside. Go on the right hand. I will but look upon the 2707hedge and follow you.
We are blessed in this man, as I may say, even 2709blessed.
Let's before, as he bids us; he was provided to 2711do us good.
4.4.598.1[Exeunt Clown and Shepherd]
If I had a mind to be honest, I see Fortune would 2713not suffer me. She drops booties in my mouth. I am 2714courted now with a double occasion; gold and a means 2715to do the prince my master good, which who knows 2716how that may turn back to my advancement? I will 2717bring these two moles, these blind ones, aboard him. If 2718he think it fit to shore them again, and that the 2719complaint they have to the king concerns him nothing, let 2720him call me rogue for being so far officious, for I am 2721proof against that title and what shame else belongs 2722to't. To him will I present them. There may be matter in 2723it.
4.4.599.1Exit.