153 Enter Iulia and Lucetta. 154Iul. But
say
Lucetta (now we are alone)
155Would'
st thou then coun
saile me to fall in loue?
156Luc. I Madam,
so you
stumble not vnheedfully.
157Iul. Of all the faire re
sort of Gentlemen,
158That euery day with par'le encounter me,
159In thy opinion which is worthie
st loue?
160 Lu. Plea
se you repeat their names, ile
shew my minde,
161According to my
shallow
simple skill.
162Iu. What think
st thou of the faire
sir
Eglamoure?
163Lu. As of a Knight, well-
spoken, neat, and
fine;
164But were I you, he neuer
should be mine.
165Iu. What think'
st thou of the rich
Mercatio?
166Lu. Well of his wealth; but of him
selfe,
so,
so.
167Iu. What think'
st thou of the gentle
Protheus?
168Lu. Lord, Lord: to
see what folly raignes in vs.
169 Iu. How now? what meanes this pa
ssion at his name?
170Lu. Pardon deare Madam, 'tis a pa
ssing
shame,
171That I (vnworthy body as I am)
172Should cen
sure thus on louely Gentlemen.
173Iu. Why not on
Protheus, as of all the re
st?
174Lu. Then thus: of many good, I thinke him be
st.
176Lu. I haue no other but a womans rea
son
: 177I thinke him
so, becau
se I thinke him
so.
178 Iul. And would'
st thou haue me ca
st my loue on him?
179Lu. I: if you thought your loue not ca
st away.
180Iul. Why he, of all the re
st, hath neuer mou'd me.
181Lu. Yet he, of all the re
st, I thinke be
st loues ye.
182Iul. His little
speaking,
shewes his loue but
small.
183Lu. Fire that's clo
se
st kept, burnes mo
st of all.
184 Iul. They doe not loue, that doe not
shew their loue.
185Lu. Oh, they loue lea
st, that let men know their loue.
186Iul. I would I knew his minde.
187Lu. Peru
se this paper Madam.
188Iul. To
Iulia: say, from whom?
189Lu. That the Contents will
shew.
190Iul. Say,
say: who gaue it thee?
191 Lu. Sir
Valentines page: &
sent I think from
Protheus;
192He would haue giuen it you, but I being in the way,
193Did in your name receiue it
: pardon the fault I pray.
194Iul. Now (by my mode
sty) a goodly Broker:
195Dare you pre
sume to harbour wanton lines?
196To whi
sper, and con
spire again
st my youth?
197Now tru
st me, 'tis an o
ffice of great worth,
198And you an o
fficer
fit for the place:
199There: take the paper:
see it be return'd,
200Or el
se returne no more into my
sight.
201Lu. To plead for loue, de
serues more fee, then hate.
203Lu. That you may ruminate.
Exit. 204Iul. And yet I would I had ore-look'd the Letter>;
205It were a
shame to call her backe again,
206And pray her to a fault, for which I chid her.
207What 'foole is
she, that knowes I am a Maid,
208And would not force the letter to my view?
209Since Maides, in mode
sty,
say no, to that,
210Which they would haue the pro
fferer con
strue, I.
211Fie,
fie: how way-ward is this fooli
sh loue;
212That (like a te
stie Babe) will
scratch the Nur
se,
213And pre
sently, all humbled ki
sse the Rod?
214How churli
shly, I chid
Lucetta hence,
215When willingly, I would haue had her here?
216How angerly I taught my brow to frowne,
217When inward ioy enforc'd my heart to
smile?
218My pennance is, to call
Lucetta backe
219And aske remi
ssion, for my folly pa
st.
221Lu. What would your Ladi
ship?
222Iul. Is't neere dinner time?
224That you might kill your
stomacke on your meat,
And
22 The two Gentlemen of Verona.
225And not vpon your Maid.
226Iu. What is't that you
229Iu. Why did
st thou
stoope then?
230Lu. To take a paper vp, that I let fall.
231Iul. And is that paper nothing?
232Lu. Nothing concerning me.
233Iul. Then let it lye, for tho
se that it concernes.
234Lu. Madam, it will not lye where it concernes,
235Vnle
sse it haue a fal
se Interpreter.
236Iul. Some loue of yours, hath writ to you in Rime.
237Lu. That I might
sing it (Madam) to a tune:
238Giue me a Note, your Ladi
ship can
set
239Iul. As little by
such toyes, as may be po
ssible:
240Be
st sing it to the tune of
Light O, Loue.
241Lu. It is too heauy for
so light a tune.
242Iu. Heauy? belike it hath
some burden then?
243Lu. I: and melodious were it, would you
sing it,
245Lu. I cannot reach
so high.
246Iu. Let's
see your Song:
248Lu. Keepe tune there
still;
so you will
sing it out:
249And yet me thinkes I do not like this tune.
251Lu. No (Madam) tis too
sharpe.
252Iu. You (Minion) are too
saucie.
253Lu. Nay, now you are too
flat;
254And marre the concord, with too har
sh a de
scant:
255There wanteth but a Meane to
fill your Song.
256Iu. The meane is dround with you vnruly ba
se.
257Lu. Indeede I bid the ba
se for
Protheus.
258Iu. This babble
shall not henceforth trouble me;
259Here is a coile with prote
station
: 260Goe, get you gone: and let the papers lye
: 261You would be
fingring them, to anger me.
262 Lu. She makes it
strāge, but
she would be be
st pleas'd
263To be
so angred with another Letter.
264Iu. Nay, would I were
so angred with the
same
: 265Oh hatefull hands, to teare
such louing words;
266Iniurious Wa
spes, to feede on
such
sweet hony,
267And kill the Bees that yeelde it, with your
stings;
268Ile ki
sse each
seuerall paper, for amends:
269Looke, here is writ, kinde
Iulia: vnkinde
Iulia,
270As in reuenge of thy ingratitude,
271I throw thy name again
st the bruzing-
stones,
272Trampling contemptuou
sly on thy di
sdaine.
273And here is writ,
Loue wounded Protheus.
274Poore wounded name: my bo
some, as a bed,
275Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd;
276And thus I
search it with a
soueraigne ki
sse.
277But twice, or thrice, was
Protheus written downe:
278Be calme (good winde) blow not a word away,
279Till I haue found each letter, in the Letter,
280Except mine own name: That,
some whirle-winde beare
281Vnto a ragged, fearefull, hanging Rocke,
282And throw it thence into the raging Sea.
283Loe, here in one line is his name twice writ
: 284Poore forlorne Protheus, passionate Protheus: 285To the sweet Iulia: that ile teare away:
286And yet I will not,
sith
so prettily
287He couples it, to his complaining Names;
288Thus will I fold them, one vpon another;
289Now ki
sse, embrace, contend, doe what you will.
290 Lu. Madam: dinner is ready
: and your father
staies.
292 Lu. What,
shall the
se papers lye, like Tel-tales here?
293Iu. If you re
spe
ct them; be
st to take them vp.
294Lu. Nay, I was taken vp, for laying them downe.
295Yet here they
shall not lye, for catching cold.
296Iu. I
see you haue a months minde to them.
297Lu. I (Madam) you may
say what
sights you
see;
298I
see things too, although you iudge I winke.
299Iu. Come, come, wilt plea
se you goe.
Exeunt.