17481742Clowne. Yes truly, for looke you, the
sinnes of the Father are to
17491743be laid vpon the children, therefore I promi
se you, I feare you, I
17501744was alwaies plaine with you, and
so now I
speake my agitation of
17511745the matter: therefore be a good chere, for truly I thinke you are
17521746damnd, there is but one hope in it that can doe you any good, and
that
the Merchant of Venice.
17531747that is but a kinde of ba
stard hope neither.
17541748Iessica. And what hope is that I pray thee?
17551749Clowne. Marry you may partly hope that your Father got you
17561750not, that you are not the Iewes daughter.
17571751Iessica. That were a kind of ba
stard hope in deede,
so the
sinnes
17581752of my mother
should be vi
sited vpon me.
17591753Clowne. Truly then I feare you are damnd both by father and
17601754mother: thus when I
shun
Scilla your father, I fall into
Caribdis 17611755your mother; well, you are gone both wayes.
17621756Iessica. I
shall be
sau'd by my hu
sband, he hath made me a Chri
17641758Clowne. Truly the more to blame he, we were Chri
stians enow
17651759before, in as many as could well liue one by another: this making
17661760of Chri
stians will rai
se the price of Hogs, if we grow all to be pork
17671761eaters, we
shall not
shortly haue a ra
sher on the coles for mony.
17691763Iessi. Ile tell my hu
sband
Launcelet what you
say, here he come?
17701764Loren. I
shall grow iealious of you
shortly
Launcelet, if you thus
17721766Iessica. Nay, you neede not feare vs
Lorenzo,
Launcelet and I are
17731767out, he tells me
flatly there's no mercy for mee in heauen, becau
se
17741768I am a Iewes daughter: and he
sayes you are no good member of
17751769the common-wealth, for in conuerting Iewes to Chri
stians, you
17771771Loren. I
shall aun
swere that better to the common-wealth than
17781772you can the getting vp of the Negroes belly: the Moore is
with
17801774Clowne. It is much that the Moore
should be more then rea
- 17811775son: but if
she be le
sse then an hone
st woman,
she is indeede more
17831777Loren. How euery foole can play vpon the word, I thinke the
17841778be
st grace of wit will
shortly turne into
silence, and di
scour
se grow
17851779commendable in none onely but Parrats: goe in
sirra, bid them
17871781Clowne. That is done
sir, they haue all
stomacks?
17881782Loren. Goodly Lord what a wit
snapper are you, than bid them
G2 Clowne.
The comicall Historie of
17901784Clowne. That is done to
sir, onely couer is the word.
17921786Clowne. Not
so
sir neither, I know my duty.
17931787Loren. Yet more quarrelling with occa
sion, wilt thou
shewe
17941788the whole wealth of thy wit in an in
stant; I pray thee vnder
stand a
17951789plaine man in his plaine meaning: goe to thy fellowes, bid them
17961790couer the table,
serue in the meate, and we will come in to dinner.
17971791Clowne. For the table
sir, it
shall be
seru'd in, for the meate
sir, it
17981792shall be couerd, for your comming in to dinner
sir, why let it be as
17991793humors and conceites
shall gouerne.
Exit Clowne. 18001794Loren. O deare di
scretion, how his words are
suted,
18011795The foole hath planted in his memorie
18021796an Armie of good words, and I doe know
18031797a many fooles that
stand in better place,
18041798garni
sht like him, that for a trick
sie word
18051799de
fie the matter: how cher
st thou
Iessica,
18061800And now good
sweet
say thy opinion,
18071801How doo
st thou like the Lord
Bassanios wife?
18081802Iessi. Pa
st all expre
ssing, it is very meete
18091803the Lord
Bassanio liue an vpright life
18101804For hauing
such a ble
ssing in his Lady,
18111805he
findes the ioyes of heauen heere on earth,
18121806And if on earth he doe not meane it, it
18131807in rea
son he
should neuer come to heauen?
18141808Why, if two Gods
should play
some heauenly match,
18151809and on the wager lay two earthly women,
18161810And
Portia one: there mu
st be
somthing el
se
18171811paund with the other, for the poore rude world
18201814ha
st thou of me, as
she is for wife.
18211815Iessi. Nay, but a
ske my opinion to of that?
18221816Loren. I will anone,
fir
st let vs goe to dinner?
18231817Iessi. Nay, let me prai
se you while I haue a
stomack?
18241818Loren. No pray thee, let it
serue for table talke,
18251819Then how
so mere thou
speak
st mong other things,
Iessi.
the Merchant of Venice.
18271821Iessi. Well, ile
set you forth.
Exit.