893763canst not tell why ones nose stands in the middle of his face?

895764Lear. No.

896765Foole. Why to keep his eyes on either side his nose, that what

897766a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.

898767Lear. I did her wrong!

899768Foole. Canst tell how an Oyster makes his shell.

900769Lear. No.

901770Foole. Nor I neyther; but I can tell why a snayle has a house.

903771Lear. Why?

904772Foole. Why to put his head in, not to giue it away vnto his

905773daughter, and leaue his hornes without a case.

906774Lear. I will forget my nature, so kinde a father; bee my horses

907775ready?

908776Foole. Thy Asses are gone about them; the reason why the se-

909777uen starres are no more then seuen, is a pretty reason.

910778Lear. Because they are not eight.

911779Foole. Yes, thou wouldst make a good foole.

912780Lear. To tak't againe perforce; monster, ingratitude!

913781Foole. If thou wert my foole Nunckle, Ide haue thee beaten

914782for being olde before thy time.

915783Lear. How's that?

916784Foole. Thou shouldst not haue beene olde, before thou hadst

917785beene wise.

918786Lear. O let me not be mad sweete heauen! I would not bee

919787mad, keepe me in temper, I would not bee mad; are the Horses

920788ready?

921789Seruant. Ready my Lord.

922790Lear. Come boy. Exit.

923791Foole. She that is a maid now, and laughs at my departure,

924792Shall not be maid long, except things be cut shorter.

928795Bast. Saue thee Curan.

929796Curan. And you sir, I haue beene with your father, and giuen

930797him notice, that the Duke of Cornwall and his Dutchesse will be

932798here with him to night.

933799Bast. How comes that?