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Author: Anonymous
Editor: Andrew Griffin
Peer Reviewed

The History of King Leir (Modern)

2433.1[Scene 27] [Video Sc.27]
Enter a Captain of the Watch [( 1 Captain)] and two Watchmen
24351 Captain
My honest friends, it is your turn tonight
To watch in this place, near about the beacon,
And vigilantly have regard,
If any fleet of ships pass hitherward;
Which if you do, your office is to fire
2440The beacon presently and raise the town.
Exit.
First Watchman
Ay, ay, ay, fear nothing. We know our charge, I warrant: I have been a watchman about this beacon this thirty year, and yet I ne'er see it stir but stood as quietly as might be.
Second Watchman
Faith, neighbor, and you'll follow my 'vice, instead of 2445watching the beacon, we'll go to Goodman Jennings' and watch a pot of ale and a rasher of bacon. An if we do not drink ourselves drunk, then so, I warrant, the beacon will see us when we come out again.
First Watchman
Ay, but how if somebody excuse us to the captain?
2450Second Watchman
'Tis no matter. I'll prove by good reason that we watch the beacon, ass for example --
First Watchman
I hope you do not call me ass by craft, neighbor.
Second Watchman
No, no, but for example: say here stands the pot of ale, that's the beacon.
First Watchman
Ay, ay, 'tis a very good beacon.
2455Second Watchman
Well, say here stands your nose: that's the fire.
First Watchman
Indeed, I must confess 'tis somewhat red.
Second Watchman
I see come marching in a dish, half a score pieces of salt bacon.
First Watchman
I understand your meaning. That's as much to say half a score ships.
Second Watchman
True; you construe right. Presently, like 2460a faithful watchman, I fire the beacon and call up the town.
First Watchman
Ay, that's as much as to say you set your nose to the pot, and drink up the drink.
Second Watchman
You are in the right. Come, let's go fire the beacon.
Exeunt.