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The London Prodigal (Folio 3, 1664)
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The London Prodigal.
1416Wea. It may be very like, no doubt he hath.
1418To tache my daughter till the law be tried,
1419For I will shue him upon cozenage.
1420Wea. Marry may you, and overthrow him too.
1425In prison, or at liberty, all's one:
1427Exeunt omnes.
1428Enter Flowerdale.
1429Flow. A plague of the devil, the devil take the dice,
1430The dice, and the devil, and his damme go together:
1431Of all my hundred golden angels,
1432I have not left me one denier:
1434I can borrow no more of my credit:
1435There's not any of my acquaintance, man, nor boy,
1436But I have borrowed more or lesse of:
1437I would I knew where to take a good purse,
1438And go clear away, by this light I'le venture for it,
1440I'le rob her, by this hand.
1441Enter Delia and Artichoake.
1443The weather is hot, and I am something weary.
1445With leading, we'll go an extream moderate pace.
1447Art. O Lord, thieves, thieves.
1448Exit Artichoake.
1450Delia. That voice I have heard often before this time,
1451What, brother Flowerdale become a thiefe?
1452Flow. I, a plague ont, I thank your father;
1460Delia. No, bind me not, hold, there is all I have,
1461And would that money would redeem thy shame.
1462Enter Oliver, Sir Arthur, and Artichoake.
1463Arti. Thieves, thieves, thieves.
1465Ha you a liked to bin a robbed?
1467did but jest with me.
1469meten us well, vang the that.
1471have a charge.
1472Delia. Here, brother Flowerdale, I'le lend you this
1473same money.
1476have a penny;
1479Who makes a triumphant life his dayly sport.
1481Farewell, and I pray God amend your life.
1484Farewell and be hanged, zyrrah, as I think so thou
1486Exit all but Flowerdale.
1488This Devonshire man I think is made all of Pork,
1489His hands made onely for to heave up packs:
1490His heart as fat and big as his face,
1491As differing far from all brave gallant minds,
1492As I to serve the Hoggs, and drink with Hindes,
1493As I am very near now: well what remedie,
1495Then farewell life, and there's an end of all.
1496Exeunt omnes.
1497Enter Father, Luce, like a Dutch Frow, Civet,
1498and his wife mistresse Frances.
1500I thank thee for my maid, I like her very well,
1501How doest thou like her, Frances?
1507Luce. Me fall doe every ting about da head.
1513and ears?
1516you cheeks and ears? me thinks you have very fair ones.
1518what I mean.
1524God save my Franck,
1525Enter Delia, and Artichoak.
1528tire of my head?
1531der for Supper, they will be here soon.
1533Not bin here now, filching Flowerdale had like
1534To pepper'd us, but for master Oliver, we had bin robbed.
1536Fath. Robbed! by whom?
1537Arti. Marry by none but by Flowerdale, he is turned
1538thiefe.
1541Fath. Sirrah, come hither, would Flowerdale, he that
1542was my master, a robbed you, I prethee tell me true?
1543Arti. Yes ifaith, even that Flowerdale, that was thy
1544master.
Fath. Hold