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Author: William Shakespeare
Editor: David Bevington
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Hamlet (Modern, Folio)

Enter Ghost and Hamlet.
Hamlet
Where wilt thou lead me? Speak. I'll go no further.
Ghost
Mark me.
Hamlet
I will.
685Ghost
My hour is almost come
When I to sulfurous and tormenting flames
Must render up myself.
Hamlet
Alas, poor ghost!
Ghost
Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
690To what I shall unfold.
Hamlet
Speak. I am bound to hear.
Ghost
So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.
Hamlet
What?
Ghost
I am thy father's spirit,
695Doomed for a certain term to walk the night,
And for the day confined to fast in fires,
Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
To tell the secrets of my prison house,
700I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes like stars start from their spheres,
Thy knotty and combinèd locks to part,
And each particular hair to stand on end
705Like quills upon the fretful porpentine.
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood. List, Hamlet, oh, list:
If thou didst ever thy dear father love--
Hamlet
O heaven!
710Ghost
Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
Hamlet
Murder?
Ghost
Murder most foul, as in the best it is,
But this most foul, strange, and unnatural.
Hamlet
Haste, haste me to know it, 715that with wings as swift
As meditation, or the thoughts of love,
May sweep to my revenge.
Ghost
I find thee apt,
And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
720That rots itself in ease on Lethe wharf
Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:
It's given out that, sleeping in mine orchard,
A serpent stung me. So the whole ear of Denmark
Is by a forgèd process of my death
725Rankly abused. But know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father's life
Now wears his crown.
Hamlet
Oh, my prophetic soul! Mine uncle?
Ghost
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
730With witchcraft of his wits, with traitorous gifts--
Oh, wicked wit and gifts, that have the power
So to seduce!--won to this shameful lust
The will of my most seeming virtuous queen.
Oh, Hamlet, what a falling off was there!
735From me, whose love was of that dignity
That it went hand in hand even with the vow
I made to her in marriage, and to decline
Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
To those of mine. But virtue, as it never will be moved,
740Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
So lust, though to a radiant angel linked,
Will sate itself in a celestial bed
And prey on garbage.
But soft, methinks I scent the morning's air.
Brief let me be. Sleeping within mine orchard,
745My custom always in the afternoon,
Upon my secure hour, thy uncle stole
With juice of cursèd hebenon in a vial,
And in the porches of mine ears did pour
The leperous distillment, whose effect
750Holds such an enmity with blood of man
That swift as quicksilver it courses through
The natural gates and alleys of the body,
And with a sudden vigor it doth posset
And curd like eager droppings into milk
755The thin and wholesome blood; so did it mine,
And a most instant tetter baked about
Most lazarlike with vile and loathsome crust
All my smooth body.
Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand
760Of life, of crown, and queen at once dispatched,
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhousled, disappointed, unaneled,
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head.
765Oh, horrible, oh, horrible, most horrible!
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not.
Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
A couch for luxury and damnèd incest.
But howsoever thou pursuest this act,
770Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
Against thy mother aught; leave her to heaven
And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge
To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once.
The glow-worm shows the matin to be near
775And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire.
Adieu, adieu, Hamlet! Remember me.
Exit.
Hamlet
Oh, all you host of heaven! Oh, earth! What else?
And shall I couple hell? Oh, fie! Hold, my heart,
And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
780But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee?
Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat
In this distracted globe. Remember thee?
Yea, from the table of my memory
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
785All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past
That youth and observation copied there,
And thy commandment all alone shall live
Within the book and volume of my brain,
Unmixed with baser matter. Yes, yes, by heaven.
790Oh, most pernicious woman!
Oh, villain, villain, smiling damnèd villain!
My tables, my tables--meet it is I set it down,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark.
795So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word.
It is "Adieu, adieu, remember me."
I have sworn't.
Horatio and Marcellus within
My lord, my lord!
Enter Horatio and Marcellus.
Marcellus
Lord Hamlet!
800Horatio
Heaven secure him!
Marcellus
So be it.
Horatio
Illo, ho, ho, my lord!
Hamlet
Hillo, ho, ho, boy, come, bird, come!
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Marcellus
How is't, my noble lord?
805Horatio
What news, my lord?
Hamlet
Oh, wonderful!
Horatio
Good my lord, tell it.
Hamlet
No, you'll reveal it.
Horatio
Not I, my lord, by heaven.
810Marcellus
Nor I, my lord.
Hamlet
How say you then, would heart of man once think it?
But you'll be secret?
Both
Ay, by heaven, my lord.
Hamlet
There's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark
815But he's an arrant knave.
Horatio
There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave,
To tell us this.
Hamlet
Why, right, you are i'th' right.
And so, without more circumstance at all,
820I hold it fit that we shake hands and part:
You as your business and desires shall point you
(For every man has business and desire,
Such as it is), and for mine own poor part,
Look you, I'll go pray.
825Horatio
These are but wild and hurling words, my lord.
Hamlet
I'm sorry they offend you--heartily,
Yes, faith, heartily.
Horatio
There's no offense, my lord.
Hamlet
Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, my lord,
830And much offense too. Touching this vision here,
It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you.
For your desire to know what is between us,
O'ermaster't as you may. And now, good friends,
As you are friends, scholars, and soldiers,
835Give me one poor request.
Horatio
What is't, my lord? We will.
Hamlet
Never make known what you have seen tonight.
My lord, we will not.
Hamlet
Nay, but swear't.
840Horatio
In faith, my lord, not I.
Marcellus
Nor I, my lord, in faith.
Hamlet
Upon my sword.[He holds out his sword.]
Marcellus
We have sworn, my lord, already.
Hamlet
Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.
845Ghost cries under the stage.
Ghost
Swear.
Hamlet
Ah ha, boy, sayest thou so? Art thou there, truepenny?--
Come on, you hear this fellow in the cellarage.
Consent to swear.
Horatio
Propose the oath, my lord.
850Hamlet
Never to speak of this that you have seen.
Swear by my sword.
Swear.
[They swear.]
Hamlet
Hic et ubique? Then we'll shift for ground.
[He moves them to another spot.]
Come hither, gentlemen,
855And lay your hands again upon my sword,
Never to speak of this that you have heard.
Swear by my sword.
Swear.
[They swear.]
Hamlet
Well said, old mole. Canst work i'th' ground so fast?
860A worthy pioneer!--Once more remove, good friends.
[They move once more.]
Horatio
Oh, day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Hamlet
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in our philosophy. But come,
865Here as before: never, so help you mercy,
How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself
(As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
To put an antic disposition on),
That you at such time seeing me never shall,
870With arms encumbered thus, or thus headshake,
Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase
As, "Well, we know," or "We could an if we would,"
Or "If we list to speak," or "There be an if there might,"
Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
875That you know aught of me. This not to do,
So grace and mercy at your most need help you,
Swear.
Swear.
[They swear.]
Hamlet
Rest, rest, perturbèd spirit. So, gentlemen,
880With all my love I do commend me to you,
And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
May do t'express his love and friending to you,
God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together,
And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.
885The time is out of joint. Oh, cursèd spite,
That ever I was born to set it right!
[They wait for him to leave first.]
Nay, come, let's go together.
Exeunt.