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Author: William Shakespeare
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Henry The Eighth (Modern)

Hautboys. A small table under a state for the Cardinal, a longer table for the guests. Then enter Anne Bullen and divers other Ladies, and Gentlemen as guests at one door; at an other door enter 665Sir Henry Guilford.
Guildford
Ladies,
A general welcome from his grace
Salutes ye all. This night he dedicates
To fair content and you. None here he hopes,
670In all this noble bevy, has brought with her
One care abroad; he would have all as merry
As first good company, good wine, good welcome
Can make good people.
Enter Lord Chamberlain Lord Sandys, and Lovell.
675O my lord, y'are tardy.
The very thought of this fair company
Clapped wings to me.
Chamberlain
You are young, Sir Harry Guilford.
Sandys
Sir Thomas Lovell, had the cardinal
680But half my lay thoughts in him, some of these
Should find a running banquet ere they rested
I think would better please 'em. By my life,
They are a sweet society of fair ones!
Lovell
O, that your lordship were but now confessor
685To one or two of these.
Sandys
I would I were:
They should find easy penance.
Lovell
Faith, how easy?
Sandys
As easy as a down bed would afford it.
690Chamberlain
Sweet ladies, will it please you sit? Sir Harry,
Place you that side; I'll take the charge of this.
His grace is ent'ring. Nay, you must not freeze;
Two women placed together makes cold weather.
My Lord Sandys, you are one will keep 'em waking;
695Pray, sit between these ladies.
Sandys
By my faith,
And thank your lordship! By your leave, sweet ladies,
If I chance to talk a little wild, forgive me:
I had it from my father.
Was he mad, sir?
Sandys
O, very mad, exceeding mad in love, too.
But he would bite none, iust as I do now,
He would kiss you twenty with a breath.
Chamberlain
Well said, my lord.
705So now y'are fairly seated, gentlemen,
The penance lies on you if these fair ladies
Pass away frowning.
Sandys
For my little cure
Let me alone.
710Hautboys. Enter Cardinal Wolsey, and takes his state.
Wolsey
Welcome, my fair guests! That noble lady
Or gentleman that is not freely merry
Is not my friend. This, to confirm my welcome
And to you all good health.
715Sandys
Your grace is noble.
Let me have such a bowl may hold my thanks
And save me so much talking.
Wolsey
My Lord Sandys,
I am beholden to you. Cheer your neighbours!
720Ladies you are not merry! Gentlemen,
Whose fault is this?
Sandys
The red wine first must rise
In their fair cheeks, my lord. Then we shall have 'em
Talk us to silence.
You are a merry gamester,
My lord Sandys.
Sandys
Yes, if I make my play.
Here's to your ladyship - and pledge it, madam,
For 'tis to such a thing.
You cannot show me.
Drum and trumpet; chambers discharged.
Sandys
I told your grace they would talk anon.
Wolsey
What's that?
Chamberlain
Look out there, some of ye!
735Wolsey
What warlike voice,
And to what end is this? Nay, ladies, fear not;
By all the laws of war y'are privileged.
Enter a Servant.
Chamberlain
How now, what is't?
740Servant
A noble troupe of strangers,
For so they seem. Th'have left their barge and landed,
And hither make as great ambassadors
From foreign princes.
Wolsey
Good lord Chamberlain,
745Go, give 'em welcome. You can speak the French tongue;
And pray receive 'em nobly, and conduct 'em
Into our presence, where this heaven of beauty
Shall shine at full upon them. Some attend him.
All rise and tables removed.
750You have now a broken banquet, but we'll mend it.
A good digestion to you all! And once more
I shower a welcome on ye! Welcome, all.
Hoboyes. Enter King and others as masquers, habited like shepherds, ushered by the Lord Chamberlain. They 755pass directly before the Cardinal and gracefully salute him.
A noble company! What are their pleasures?
Chamberlain
Because they speak no English, thus they prayed
To tell your grace that, having heard by fame
760Of this so noble and so fair assembly,
This night to meet here they could do no less,
(Out of the great respect they bear to beauty),
But leave their flocks, and under your fair conduct
Craue leave to view these ladies, and entreat
765An hour of revels with 'em.
Wolsey
Say, lord chamberlain,
They have done my poor house grace,
For which I pay 'em a thousand thanks,
And pray 'em take their pleasures.
770Choose Ladies, King and Ann Bullen.
King Henry
The fairest hand I ever touched. O, Beauty,
Till now I never knew thee.
Music, dance.
Wolsey
My lord.
775Chamberlain
Your grace.
Wolsey
Pray tell 'em thus much from me:
There should be one amongst 'em by his person
More worthy this place then my self, to whom
(If I but knew him), with my love and duty
780I would surrender it.
Whisper.
Chamberlain
I will, my lord.
Wolsey
What say they?
Chamberlain
Such a one, they all confess,
There is indeed; which they would have your grace
785Find out, and he will take it.
Wolsey
Let me see then,
By all your good leaves, gentlemen, here I'll make
My royal choice.
King Henry
Ye haue found him Cardinal!
790You hold a fair assembly. You do well, lord.
You are a churchman, or I'll tell you, cardinal,
I should judge now unhappily.
Wolsey
I am glad
Your grace is grown so pleasant.
795King Henry
My lord chamberlain,
Prithee come hither. What fair lady's that?
Chamberlain
An't please your grace,
Sir Thomas Bullen's daughter, the Viscount Rochford,
One of her highness' women.
800King Henry
By heaven she is a dainty one. Sweetheart,
I were unmannerly to take you out
And not to kiss you. A health, gentlemen!
Let it go 'round.
Wolsey
Sir Thomas Lovell, is the banquet ready
805I'th'privy chamber?
Lovell
Yes, my lord.
Wolsey
Your grace,
I fear, with dancing is a little heated.
King Henry
I fear too much.
810Wolsey
There's fresher air, my lord,
In the next chamber.
King Henry
Lead in your ladies, ev'ry one. Sweet partner,
I must not yet forsake you. Let's be merry!
Good my lord cardinal, I have half a dozen healths
815To drink to these fair ladies, and a measure
To lead 'em once again; and then let's dream
Who's best in favor. Let the music knock it!