506231Bar. Godmorrow Corporall 
Nim.
  507232Nim. Godmorrow Lieftenant 
Bardolfe.
  508233Bar. What is antient 
Pistoll and thee friends yet
?  508.1234Nim. I cannot tell, things mu
st be as they may:
  511235I dare not 
fight, but I will winke and hold out mine Iron:
  512236 It is a 
simple one, but what tho; it will 
serue to to
ste chee
se,
  513237And it will endure cold as an other mans 
sword will,
  514238And theres the humor of it.
  514.1239Bar. Yfaith mi
stre
sse quickly did thee great wrong,
  521240For thou weart troth plight to her.
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 523241Nim. I mu
st do as I may, tho patience be a tyred mare,
  527242Yet 
sheel plod, and 
some 
say kniues haue edges,
  525243And men may 
sleepe and haue their throtes about them
  526244At that time, and there is the humour of it.
  515245Bar. Come yfaith, Ile be
stow a breakfa
st to make 
Pistoll  246And thee friendes. What a plague 
should we carrie kniues
  518248Nim. Yfaith Ile liue as long as I may, thats the certaine of it.
  519249And when I cannot liue any longer, Ile do as I may,
  520250And theres my re
st, and the randeuous of it.
  530251Enter Pistoll and Hostes Quickly, his wife.  531253Here comes ancient 
Pistoll, I prithee 
 Nim be quiet.
  532254Nim. How do you my Ho
ste
?  534255Pist.Ba
se 
slaue, calle
st thou me ho
ste?
  256Now by gads lugges I 
sweare, I 
scorne the title,
  535257Nor 
shall my 
Nell keepe lodging.
  537258Host. No by my troath not I,
  538259For we cānot bed nor boord halfe a 
score hone
st gētlewomē
  260That liue hone
stly by the prick of their needle,
  539261But it is thought 
straight we keepe a bawdy-hou
se.
  539.1262O Lord heeres Corporall 
Nims, now 
shall 
  541263We haue wilful adultry and murther committed:
  541.1264Good Corporall 
Nim shew the valour of a man,
  544.1267Pist. What do
st thou pu
sh, thou prickeard cur of I
seland?
  549268Nim. Will you 
shog o
ff? I would haue you 
solus.
  550269Pist. Solus egregious dog, that 
solus in thy throte,
  551270And in thy lungs, and which is wor
se, within 
  553271Thy me
sfull mouth, I do retort that 
solus in thy
  554272Bowels, and in thy Iaw, perdie: for I can talke,
  273And 
Pistolls fla
shing 
firy cock is vp.
  556274Nim. I am not 
Barbasom, you cannot coniure me:
  275I haue an humour 
Pistoll to knock you indi
fferently well,
  557276And you fall foule with me 
Pistoll, Ile 
scoure you with my
  Rapier
 of Henry the fift.
 559277Rapier in faire termes. If you will walke o
ff a little,
  560278Ile prick your guts a litle in good termes,
  561279And theres the humour of it.
  562280Pist. O braggard vile, and damned furious wight,
  563281The Graue doth gape, and groaning
  282Death is neare, therefore exall.
  565284Bar. Heare me, he that 
strikes the 
fir
st blow,
  566285Ile kill him, as I am a 
souldier.
  568286Pist. An oath of mickle might, and fury 
shall abate.
  571287Nim. Ile cut your throat at one time or an other in faire (termes,
  572288And theres the humor of it.
  573289Pist. Couple gorge is the word, I thee de
fie agen:
  574290A damned hound, think
st thou my 
spou
se to get?
  575291No, to the powdering tub of infamy,
  576292Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cre
sides kinde,
  293Doll Tear-
sheete, 
she by name, and her e
spow
se
  577294I haue, and I will hold, the 
quandom quickly,
  578295For the onely 
she and 
Paco, there it is inough.
  581297Boy. Ho
stes you mu
st come 
straight to my mai
ster,
  582298And you Ho
st Pistoll. Good 
Bardolfe  583299Put thy no
se between the 
sheets, and do the o
ffice of a(warming pan.
  586300Host. By my troath heele yeeld the crow a pudding one (of the
se dayes.
  586.1301Ile go to him, husband youle come?
  589302Bar. Come 
Pistoll be friends.
  602303Nim prithee be friends, and if thou wilt not be
  594305Ni. I 
shal haue my eight 
shillings I woon of you at beating
?  596306Pist. Ba
se is the 
slaue that payes.
  597307Nim. That now I will haue, and theres the humor of it.
  598308Pist. As manhood 
shall compound. 
  They draw.	  599309Bar. He that 
strikes the 
fir
st blow,
  600310Ile kill him by this 
sword.
  601311Pist. Sword is an oath, and oathes mu
st haue their cour
se.
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 601.1312Nim. I 
shall haue my eight 
shillings I wonne of you at
  605313Pist. A noble 
shalt thou haue, and readie pay,
  314And liquor likewi
se will giue to thee,
  606315And friend
ship 
shall combind and brotherhood:
  607316Ile liue by 
Nim as 
 Nim shall liue by me
:  608317Is not this iu
st? for I 
shall Sutler be
  609318Vnto the Campe, and pro
fit will occrue.
  611319Nim. I 
shall haue my noble
?  612320Pist. In ca
sh mo
st truly paid.
  613321Nim. Why theres the humour of it.
  615323Hostes. As euer you came of men come in,
  616324Sir 
Iohn poore 
soule is 
so troubled
  325With a burning ta
shan contigian feuer, tis wonderfull.
  625326Pist. Let us condoll the knight: for lamkins we will liue.