354Adri. Backe
slaue, or I will breake thy pate a-cro
sse.
355Dro. And he will ble
sse
yt cro
sse with other beating:
356Betweene you, I
shall haue a holy head.
357Adri. Hence prating pe
sant, fetch thy Ma
ster home.
358Dro. Am I
so round with you, as you with me,
359That like a foot-ball you doe
spurne me thus:
360You
spurne me hence, and he will
spurne me hither,
361If I la
st in this
seruice, you mu
st ca
se me in leather.
362Luci. Fie how impatience lowreth in your face.
363Adri. His company mu
st do his minions grace,
364Whil'
st I at home
starue for a merrie looke:
365Hath homelie age th' alluring beauty tooke
366From my poore cheeke? then he hath wa
sted it.
367Are my di
scour
ses dull? Barren my wit,
368If voluble and
sharpe di
scour
se be mar'd,
369Vnkindne
sse blunts it more then marble hard.
370Doe their gay ve
stments his a
ffe
ctions baite?
371That's not my fault, hee's ma
ster of my
state.
372What ruines are in me that can be found,
373By him not ruin'd? Then is he the ground
374Of my defeatures. My decayed faire,
375A
sunnie looke of his, would
soone repaire.
376But, too vnruly Deere, he breakes the pale,
377And feedes from home; poore I am but his
stale.
378Luci. Selfe-harming Iealou
sie;
fie beat it hence.
379Ad. Vnfeeling fools can with
such wrongs di
spence:
380I know his eye doth homage other-where,
381Or el
se, what lets it but he would be here?
382Si
ster, you know he promis'd me a chaine,
383Would that alone, a loue he would detaine,
384So he would keepe faire quarter with his bed:
385I
see the Iewell be
st enamaled
386Will loo
se his beautie: yet the gold bides
still
387That others touch, and often touching will,
388Where gold and no man that hath a name,
389By fal
shood and corruption doth it
shame:
390Since that my beautie cannot plea
se his eie,
391Ile weepe (what's left away) and weeping die.
392Luci. How manie fond fooles
serue mad Ielou
sie?
394 Enter Antipholis Errotis. 395Ant. The gold I gaue to
Dromio is laid vp
396Safe at the
Centaur, and the heedfull
slaue
397Is wandred forth in care to
seeke me out
398By computation and mine ho
sts report.
399I could not
speake with
Dromio, since at
fir
st 400I
sent him from the Mart?
see here he comes.
401 Enter Dromio Siracusia. 402How now
sir, is your merrie humor alter'd?
403As you loue
stroakes,
so ie
st with me againe:
404You know no
Centaur? you receiu'd no gold?
405Your Mi
stre
sse
sent to haue me home to dinner?
406My hou
se was at the
Phoenix? Wa
st thou mad,
407That thus
so madlie thou did did
st an
swere me?
408S.Dro. What an
swer
sir? when
spake I
such a word?
409E.Ant. Euen now, euen here, not halfe an howre
since.
410S.Dro. I did not
see you
since you
sent me hence
411Home to the
Centaur with the gold you gaue me.
412Ant. Villaine, thou did
st denie the golds receit,
413And told
st me of a Mi
stre
sse, and a dinner,
414For which I hope thou felt
st I was di
spleas'd.
415S.Dro. I am glad to
see you in this merrie vaine,
416What meanes this ie
st, I pray you Ma
ster tell me?
417Ant. Yea, do
st thou ieere &
flowt me in the teeth?
418Think
st yu I ie
st? hold, take thou that, & that.
Beats Dro. 419S.Dr. Hold
sir, for Gods
sake, now your ie
st is earne
st,
420Vpon what bargaine do you giue it me?
421Antiph. Becau
se that I familiarlie
sometimes
422Doe v
se you for my foole, and chat with you,
423Your
sawcine
sse will ie
st vpon my loue,
424And make a Common of my
serious howres,
425When the
sunne
shines, let fooli
sh gnats make
sport,
426But creepe in crannies, when he hides his beames:
427If you will ie
st with me, know my a
spe
ct,
428And fa
shion your demeanor to my lookes,
429Or I will beat this method in your
sconce.
430S.Dro. Sconce call you it?
so you would leaue batte
- 431ring, I had rather haue it a head, and you v
se the
se blows
432long, I mu
st get a
sconce for my head, and In
sconce it
433to, or el
se I
shall
seek my wit in my
shoulders, but I pray
435Ant. Do
st thou not know?
436S.Dro. Nothing
sir, but that I am beaten.
437Ant. Shall I tell you why?
438S.Dro. I
sir, and wherefore; for they
say, euery why
440Ant. Why
fir
st for
flowting me, and then wherefore,
441for vrging it the
second time to me.
442S.Dro. Was there euer anie man thus beaten out of
443sea
son, when in the why and the wherefore, is neither
444rime nor rea
son. Well
sir, I thanke you.
445Ant. Thanke me
sir, for what?
446S.Dro. Marry
sir, for this
something that you gaue me
448Ant. Ile make you amends next, to giue you nothing
449for
something. But
say
sir, is it dinner time?
450S.Dro. No
sir, I thinke the meat wants that I haue.
451Ant. In good time
sir: what's that?
453Ant. Well
sir, then 'twill be drie.
454S.Dro. If it be
sir, I pray you eat none of it.
456S.Dro. Le
st it make you chollericke, and purcha
se me
458Ant. Well
sir, learne to ie
st in good time, there's a
460S.Dro. I dur
st haue denied that before you were
so
462Anti. By what rule
sir?
463S.Dro. Marry
sir, by a rule as plaine as the plaine bald
464pate of Father time him
selfe.
466S.Dro. There's no time for a man to recouer his haire
467that growes bald by nature.
468Ant. May he not doe it by
fine and recouerie?
469S.Dro. Yes, to pay a
fine for a perewig, and recouer
470the lo
st haire of another man.
471Ant. Why, is Time
such a niggard of haire, being (as
472it is)
so plentifull an excrement?
473S.Dro. Becau
se it is a ble
ssing that hee be
stowes on
474bea
sts, and what he hath
scanted them in haire, hee hath
476Ant. Why, but theres manie a man hath more haire
478S.Dro. Not a man of tho
se but he hath the wit to lo
se
480Ant. Why thou did
st conclude hairy men plain dea
- 482S.Dro. The plainer dealer, the
sooner lo
st; yet he loo
- 483seth it in a kinde of iollitie.
485S.Dro. For two, and
sound ones to.
An.Nay