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Author: William Shakespeare
Editor: Randall Martin
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Anthony and Cleopatra (Modern)

1175[2.6]
Flourish. Enter Pompey [and] Menas with soldiers marching at one door with drum and trumpet; at another Caesar, Lepidus, Antony, Enobarbus, Maecenas, [and] Agrippa.
Pompey
Your hostages I have, so have you mine;
And we shall talk before we fight.
1180Caesar
Most meet
That first we come to words; and therefore have we
Our written purposes before us sent,
Which if thou hast considered, let us know
If 'twill tie up thy discontented sword
1185And carry back to Sicily much tall youth,
That else must perish here.
Pompey
To you, all three,
The senators alone of this great world,
Chief factors for the gods: I do not know
1190Wherefore my father should revengers want,
Having a son and friends, since Julius Caesar
Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted
There saw you laboring for him. What was't
That moved pale Cassius to conspire? And what
1195Made all-honored, honest, Roman Brutus,
With the armed rest, courtiers of beauteous freedom,
To drench the Capitol, but that they would
Have one man but a man? And that is it
Hath made me rig my navy at whose burden
1200The angered ocean foams, with which I meant
To scourge th'ingratitude that despiteful Rome
Cast on my noble father.
Caesar
Take your time.
Antony
Thou can'st not fear us, Pompey, with thy sails.
1205We'll speak with thee at sea. At land thou know'st
How much we do o'er-count thee.
Pompey
At land indeed
Thou dost o'ercount me of my father's house;
But since the cuckoo builds not for himself,
1210Remain in't as thou mayst.
Lepidus
Be pleased to tell us--
For this is from the present--how you take
The offers we have sent you.
Caesar
There's the point.
1215Antony
Which do not be entreated to, but weigh
What it is worth embraced.
Caesar
And what may follow
To try a larger fortune.
Pompey
You have made me offer
Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must
1220Rid all the sea of pirates; then, to send
Measures of wheat to Rome. This 'greed upon,
To part with unhacked edges and bear back
Our targes undinted.
Caesar, Antony, and Lepidus
That's our offer.
1225Pompey
Know then,
I came before you here a man prepared
To take this offer. But Mark Antony
Put me to some impatience. Though I lose
The praise of it by telling, you must know,
1230When Caesar and your brother were at blows,
Your mother came to Sicily and did find
Her welcome friendly.
Antony
I have heard it, Pompey,
And am well studied for a liberal thanks
1235Which I do owe you.
Pompey
Let me have your hand.
[Pompey and Antony shake hands.]
I did not think, sir, to have met you here.
Antony
The beds i'th'East are soft; and thanks to you,
That called me timelier than my purpose hither,
1240For I have gained by't.
[Caesar shakes hands with Pompey.]
Caesar
Since I saw you last,
There's a change upon you.
Pompey
Well, I know not
What counts harsh Fortune casts upon my face,
But in my bosom shall she never come
1245To make my heart her vassal.
[Lepidus shakes hands with Pompey.]
Lepidus
Well met, here.
Pompey
I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed.
I crave our composition may be written
And sealed between us.
1250Caesar
That's the next to do.
Pompey
We'll feast each other, ere we part; and let's
Draw lots who shall begin.
Antony
That will I, Pompey.
Pompey
No, Antony, take the lot. But first or last,
1255Your fine Egyptian cookery shall have
The fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar
Grew fat with feasting there.
Antony
You have heard much.
Pompey
I have fair meanings, sir.
Antony
And fair words to them.
1260Pompey
Then so much have I heard.
And I have heard Apollodorus carried--
Enobarbus
No more of that. He did so.
Pompey
What, I pray you?
Enobarbus
A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.
1265Pompey
I know thee now. How far'st thou, soldier?
Enobarbus
Well,
And well am like to do, for I perceive
Four feasts are toward.
Pompey
Let me shake thy hand.
I never hated thee; I have seen thee fight,
1270When I have envied thy behavior.
Enobarbus
Sir,
I never loved you much, but I ha' praised ye
When you have well deserved ten times as much
As I have said you did.
Pompey
Enjoy thy plainness,
1275It nothing ill becomes thee.
Aboard my galley, I invite you all.
Will you lead, lords?
Caesar, Antony, and Lepidus
Show's the way, sir.
Pompey
Come.
Exeunt all but Enobarbus and Menas.
1280Menas[Aside]
Thy father, Pompey, would ne'er have made this treaty.
[To Enobarbus] You and I have known, sir.
Enobarbus
At sea, I think.
We have, sir.
Enobarbus
You have done well by water.
And you by land.
Enobarbus
I will praise any man that will praise me, though it cannot be denied what I have done by land.
Nor what I have done by water.
Enobarbus
Yes, something you can deny for your own 1290safety: you have been a great thief by sea.
And you by land.
Enobarbus
There I deny my land service. But give me your hand, Menas; if our eyes had authority, here they might take two thieves kissing.
[They shake hands.]
All men's faces are true, whatsome'er their hands are.
Enobarbus
But there is never a fair woman has a true face.
No slander: they steal hearts.
1300Enobarbus
We came hither to fight with you.
For my part, I am sorry it is turned to a drinking. Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune.
Enobarbus
If he do, sure he cannot weep't back again.
You've said, sir. We looked not for Mark An1305tony here. Pray you, is he married to Cleopatra?
Enobarbus
Caesar's sister is called Octavia.
True, sir. She was the wife of Caius Marcellus.
Enobarbus
But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius.
Pray ye, sir?
1310Enobarbus
'Tis true.
Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together.
Enobarbus
If I were bound to divine of this unity, I would not prophesy so.
I think the policy of that purpose made more 1315in the marriage than the love of the parties.
Enobarbus
I think so too. But you shall find the band that seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity: Octavia is of a holy, cold, and still conversation.
Who would not have his wife so?
Enobarbus
Not he that himself is not so, which is Mark Antony. He will to his Egyptian dish again. Then shall the sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar, and, as I said before, that which is the strength of their amity, 1325shall prove the immediate author of their variance. Antony will use his affection where it is. He married but his occasion here.
And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard? I have a health for you.
1330Enobarbus
I shall take it, sir; we have used our throats in Egypt.
Come, let's away.
Exeunt.