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Author: William Shakespeare
Editor: Randall Martin
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Anthony and Cleopatra (Modern)

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Enter Enobarbus, Lamprius a Soothsayer, Rannius, Lucillius [by one door, and by another door] Charmian, Iras, Mardian the Eunuch, and Alexas.
80Charmian
Lord Alexas, sweet Alexas, most any thing Alexas, almost most absolute Alexas, where's the soothsayer that you praised so to th'queen? Oh, that I knew this husband which you say must change his horns with garlands!
85Alexas
Soothsayer!
Soothsayer
[Coming towards them.] Your will?
Charmian
Is this the man? [To the Soothsayer] Is't you, sir, that know things?
Soothsayer
In Nature's infinite book of secrecy,
A little I can read.
90Alexas
[To Charmian] Show him your hand.
Enobarbus[Calling] Bring in the banquet quickly; wine enough
Cleopatra's health to drink!
[Enter Servants with food and wine, and exeunt.]
Charmian
Good sir, give me good fortune.
Soothsayer
I make not, but foresee.
95Charmian
Pray then, foresee me one.
Soothsayer
You shall be yet far fairer than you are.
Charmian
He means in flesh.
No, you shall paint when you are old.
Charmian
Wrinkles forbid!
100Alexas
Vex not his prescience, be attentive.
Charmian
Hush.
Soothsayer
You shall be more beloving than beloved.
Charmian
I had rather heat my liver with drinking.
Alexas
Nay, hear him.
105Charmian
Good now, some excellent fortune. Let me be married to three kings in a forenoon, and widow them all. Let me have a child at fifty to whom Herod of Jewry may do homage. Find me to marry me with Octavius Caesar, and companion me with my mistress.
110Soothsayer
You shall outlive the lady whom you serve.
Charmian
Oh excellent! I love long life better than figs.
Soothsayer
You have seen and proved a fairer former fortune
Than that which is to approach.
Charmian
Then belike my children shall have no names. 115Prithee, how many boys and wenches must I have?
Soothsayer
If every of your wishes had a womb,
And fertile every wish, a million.
Charmian
Out, fool! I forgive thee for a witch.
Alexas
You think none but your sheets are privy to 120your wishes.
Charmian
Nay, come, tell Iras hers.
Alexas
We'll know all our fortunes.
Enobarbus
Mine, and most of our fortunes tonight, shall be drunk to bed.
[Showing her hand to the Soothsayer] There's a palm presages chastity, if nothing else.
Charmian
E'en as the o'er-flowing Nilus presageth famine.
Go, you wild bedfellow! You cannot soothsay.
Charmian
Nay, if an oily palm be not a fruitful prog130nostication, I cannot scratch mine ear. [To Soothsayer] Prithee, tell her but a workaday fortune.
Soothsayer
Your fortunes are alike.
But how, but how? Give me particulars.
Soothsayer
I have said.
Am I not an inch of fortune better than she?
Charmian
Well, if you were but an inch of fortune better than I, where would you choose it?
Not in my husband's nose.
Charmian
Our worser thoughts Heavens mend! 140Alexas--come, his fortune, his fortune! Oh let him marry a woman that cannot go, sweet Isis, I beseech thee, and let her die too, and give him a worse, and let worse follow worse till the worst of all follow him laughing to his grave, fifty-fold a cuckold. Good Isis, hear me this 145prayer, though thou deny me a matter of more weight. Good Isis, I beseech thee.
Amen. Dear goddess, hear that prayer of the people. For, as it is a heart-breaking to see a handsome man loose-wived, so it is a deadly sorrow to behold a 150foul knave uncuckolded. Therefore, dear Isis, keep decorum, and fortune him accordingly.
Charmian
Amen.
Alexas
Lo now, if it lay in their hands to make me a cuckold, they would make themselves whores, but 155they'd do't.
Enter Cleopatra.
Enobarbus
Hush, here comes Antony.
Charmian
Not he--the Queen.
Cleopatra
Saw you my lord?
160Enobarbus
No, lady.
Cleopatra
Was he not here?
Charmian
No, madam.
Cleopatra
He was disposed to mirth, but on the sudden
A Roman thought hath struck him. 165Enobarbus?
Enobarbus
Madam?
Cleopatra
Seek him, and bring him hither. Where's Alexas?
Alexas
Here at your service.--My lord approaches.
170Enter Antony, with a Messenger.
Cleopatra
We will not look upon him. Go with us.
Exeunt [all but Antony and the Messenger].
Messenger
Fulvia thy wife first came into the field.
175Antony
Against my brother Lucius?
Messenger
Ay.
But soon that war had end, and the time's state
Made friends of them, jointing their force 'gainst Caesar,
Whose better issue in the war from Italy
180Upon the first encounter drave them.
Antony
Well, what worst?
Messenger
The nature of bad news infects the teller.
Antony
When it concerns the fool or coward. On.
Things that are past are done. With me 'tis thus:
185Who tells me true, though in his tale lie death,
I hear him as he flattered.
Messenger
Labienus--this is stiff news--
Hath with his Parthian force extended Asia.
From Euphrates his conquering 190banner shook,
From Syria to Lydia, and to Ionia, whilst--
Antony
Antony, thou wouldst say.
Messenger
Oh, my Lord.
Antony
Speak to me home. 195Mince not the general tongue,
Name Cleopatra as she is called in Rome,
Rail thou in Fulvia's phrase and taunt my faults
With such full licence as both truth and malice
Have power to utter. Oh, then we bring forth weeds
200When our quick winds lie still and our ills told us
Is as our earing. Fare thee well awhile.
Messenger
At your noble pleasure.
Exit Messenger.
Enter [a Second] Messenger.
Antony
From Sicyon how the news? Speak there.
205Second Messenger
The man from Sicyon--
Antony
Is there such an one?
Second Messenger
He stays upon your will.
Antony
Let him appear.
[Exit Second Messenger].
These strong Egyptian fetters I must break,
210Or lose my self in dotage.
Enter [Third] Messenger with a letter.
What are you?
Third Messenger
Fulvia thy wife is dead.
Antony
Where died she?
215Third Messenger
In Sicyon.
Her length of sickness, with what else more serious
Importeth thee to know, [Handing him a letter] this bears.
Antony
Forbear me.
[Exit Third Messenger].
There's a great spirit gone. Thus did I desire it.
220What our contempts doth often hurl from us,
We wish it ours again. The present pleasure,
By revolution lowering, does become
The opposite of itself. She's good, being gone;
The hand could pluck her back that shoved her on.
225I must from this enchanting queen break off.
Ten thousand harms more than the ills I know
My idleness doth hatch. [Calling] How now, Enobarbus!
Enter Enobarbus.
230Enobarbus
What's your pleasure, sir?
Antony
I must with haste from hence.
Enobarbus
Why, then we kill all our women. We see how mortal an unkindness is to them; if they suffer our departure, death's the word.
235Antony
I must be gone.
Enobarbus
Under a compelling occasion, let women die. It were pity to cast them away for nothing, though between them and a great cause they should be esteemed nothing. Cleopatra catching but the least noise of this, 240dies instantly. I have seen her die twenty times upon far poorer moment. I do think there is mettle in death, which commits some loving act upon her, she hath such a celerity in dying.
Antony
She is cunning past man's thought.
245Enobarbus
Alack, sir, no. Her passions are made of nothing but the finest part of pure love. We cannot call her winds and waters sighs and tears: they are greater storms and tempests than almanacs can report. This cannot be cunning in her; if it be, she makes a shower of rain 250as well as Jove.
Antony
Would I had never seen her.
Enobarbus
Oh sir, you had then left unseen a wonderful piece of work, which not to have been blest withal would have discredited your travel.
255Antony
Fulvia is dead.
Enobarbus
Sir?
Antony
Fulvia is dead.
Enobarbus
Fulvia?
Antony
Dead.
260Enobarbus
Why sir, give the gods a thankful sacrifice. When it pleaseth their deities to take the wife of a man from him, it shows to man the tailors of the earth--comforting therein, that when old robes are worn out, there are members to make new. If there were no more 265women but Fulvia, then had you indeed a cut, and the case to be lamented. This grief is crowned with consolation: your old smock brings forth a new petticoat, and indeed the tears live in an onion that should water (269" />this sorrow.
270Antony
The business she hath broachèd in the state
Cannot endure my absence.
Enobarbus
And the business you have broached here cannot be without you, especially that of Cleopatra's, which wholly depends on your abode.
275Antony
No more light answers. Let our officers
Have notice what we purpose. I shall break
The cause of our expedience to the queen,
And get her leave to part. For not alone
280The death of Fulvia, with more urgent touches,
Do strongly speak to us, but the letters too
Of many our contriving friends in Rome
Petition us at home. Sextus Pompeius
Hath given the dare to Caesar, and commands
285The empire of the sea. Our slippery people,
Whose love is never linked to the deserver
Till his deserts are past, begin to throw
Pompey the Great and all his dignities
Upon his son, who high in name and power--
290Higher than both in blood and life--stands up
For the main soldier; whose quality going on
The sides o'th'world may danger. Much is breeding,
Which like the courser's hair hath yet but life
And not a serpent's poison. Say our pleasure,
295To such whose place is under us, requires
Our quick remove from hence.
Enobarbus
I shall do't.
[Exeunt at different doors.]