2106Enter the two French Captaines, and some two or three  2108Cap. G You haue not giuen him his mothers letter.
  2109Cap. E I haue deliu'red it an houre 
since, there is 
som
  2110thing in't that 
stings his nature: for on the reading it,
  2111he chang'd almo
st into another man.
  2112Cap. G He has much worthy blame laid vpon him,
  2113for 
shaking o
ff so good a wife, and 
so 
sweet a Lady.
  2114Cap. E E
specially, hee hath incurred the euerla
sting
  2115di
splea
sure of the King, who had euen tun'd his bounty
  2116to 
sing happine
sse to him. I will tell you a thing, but
  2117you 
shall let it dwell darkly with you.
  2118Cap. G When you haue 
spoken it 'tis dead, and I am
  2120Cap. E Hee hath peruerted a young Gentlewoman
  2121heere in 
Florence of a mo
st cha
ste renown, & this night
  2122he 
fle
shes his will in the 
spoyle of her honour: hee hath
  2123giuen her his monumentall Ring, and thinkes him
selfe
  2124made in the vncha
ste compo
sition.
  2125Cap. G Now God delay our rebellion as we are our
  2126selues, what things are we.
  2127Cap. E Meerely our owne traitours. And as in the
  2128common cour
se of all trea
sons, we 
still 
see them reueale
  2129them
selues, till they attaine to their abhorr'd ends: 
so
  2130he that in this a
ction contriues again
st his owne Nobi
-  2131lity in his proper 
streame, ore-
flowes him
selfe.
  2132Cap. G Is it not meant damnable in vs, to be Trum
-  2133peters of our vnlawfull intents? We 
shall not then haue
  2134his company to night?
  2135Cap. E Not till after midnight: for hee is dieted to
  2137Cap. G That approaches apace: I would gladly haue
  2138him 
see his company anathomiz'd, that hee might take
  a
 All's Well that Ends Well 247
 2139a mea
sure of his owne iudgements, wherein 
so curiou
sly
  2140he had 
set this counterfeit.
  2141Cap. E We will not meddle with him till he come;
  2142for his pre
sence mu
st be the whip of the other.
  2143Cap. G In the meane time, what heare you of the
se
  2145Cap. E I heare there is an ouerture of peace.
  2146Cap. G Nay, I a
ssure you a peace concluded.
  2147Cap. E What will Count 
Rossilliondo then? Will he
  2148trauaile higher, or returne againe into France?
  2149Cap. G I perceiue by this demand, you are not alto
-  2150gether of his councell.
  2151Cap. E Let it be forbid 
sir, 
so 
should I bee a great
  2153Cap. G Sir, his wife 
some two months 
since 
fledde
  2154from his hou
se, her pretence is a pilgrimage to Saint 
Ia-  2155ques le grand; which holy vndertaking, with mo
st au
-  2156stere 
san
ctimonie 
she accompli
sht: and there re
siding,
  2157the tenderne
sse of her Nature, became as a prey to her
  2158greefe: in 
fine, made a groane of her la
st breath, & now
  2160Cap. E How is this iu
sti
fied?
  2161Cap. G The 
stronger part of it by her owne Letters,
  2162which makes her 
storie true, euen to the poynt of her
  2163death: her death it 
selfe, which could not be her o
ffice
  2164to 
say, is come: was faithfully con
firm'd by the Re
ctor
  2166Cap. E Hath the Count all this intelligence?
  2167Cap. G I, and the particular con
firmations, point
  2168from point, to the full arming of the veritie.
  2169Cap. E I am heartily 
sorrie that hee'l bee gladde of
  2171Cap. G How mightily 
sometimes, we make vs com
-  2173Cap. E And how mightily 
some other times, wee
  2174drowne our gaine in teares, the great dignitie that his
  2175valour hath here acquir'd for him, 
shall at home be en
-  2176countred with a 
shame as ample.
  2177Cap. G The webbe of our life, is of a mingled yarne,
  2178good and ill together: our vertues would bee proud, if
  2179our faults whipt them not, and our crimes would di
s-  2180paire if they were not cheri
sh'd by our vertues.
  2182How now? Where's your ma
ster?
  2183Ser He met the Duke in the 
street 
sir, of whom hee
  2184hath taken a 
solemne leaue: his Lord
shippe will next
  2185morning for France. The Duke hath o
ffered him Let
-  2186ters of commendations to the King.
  2187Cap. E They 
shall bee no more then needfull there,
  2188if they were more then they can commend.
  2189Enter Count Rossillion  2190Ber They cannot be too 
sweete for the Kings tart
-  2191ne
sse, heere's his Lord
ship now. How now my Lord,
  2192i'
st not after midnight?
  2193Ber I haue to night di
spatch'd 
sixteene bu
sine
sses, a
  2194moneths length a peece, by an ab
stra
ct of 
succe
sse: I
  2195haue congied with the Duke, done my adieu with his
  2196neere
st; buried a wife, mourn'd for her, writ to my La
-  2197die mother, I am returning, entertain'd my Conuoy, &
  2198betweene the
se maine parcels of di
spatch, a
ffe
cted ma
-  2199ny nicer needs: the la
st was the greate
st, but that I haue
  2201Cap. E If the bu
sine
sse bee of any di
fficulty, and this
  2202morning your departure hence, it requires ha
st of your
  2204Ber I meane the bu
sine
sse is not ended, as fearing
  2205to heare of it hereafter: but 
shall we haue this dialogue
  2206betweene the Foole and the Soldiour. Come, bring
  2207forth this counterfet module, ha's deceiu'd mee, like a
  2208double-meaning Prophe
sier.
  2209Cap. E. Bring him forth, ha's 
sate i'th 
stockes all night
  2211Ber No matter, his heeles haue de
seru'd it, in v
sur
-  2212ping his 
spurres 
so long. How does he carry him
selfe?
  2213Cap.E. I haue told your Lord
ship alreadie: The
  2214stockes carrie him. But to an
swer you as you would be
  2215vnder
stood, hee weepes like a wench that had 
shed her
  2216milke, he hath confe
st him
selfe to 
Morgan whom hee
  2217suppo
ses to be a Friar, frō the time of his remembrance
  2218to this very in
stant di
sa
ster of his 
setting i'th 
stockes:
  2219and what thinke you he hath confe
st?
  2220Ber Nothing of me, ha's a?
  2221Cap. E His confe
ssion is taken, and it 
shall bee read
  2222to his face, if your Lord
shippe be in't, as I beleeue you
  2223are, you mu
st haue the patience to heare it.
  2224Enter Parolles with his Interpreter  2225Ber A plague vpon him, mu
ffeld; he can 
say nothing
  2227Cap. G Hoodman comes: 
Portotartarossa  2228Inter He calles for the tortures, what will you 
say
  2230Par I will confe
sse what I know without con
straint,
  2231If ye pinch me like a Pa
sty, I can 
say no more.
  2233Cap Boblibindo chicurmurco  2234Int You are a mercifull Generall: Our Generall
  2235bids you an
swer to what I 
shall a
ske you out of a Note.
  2236Par And truly, as I hope to liue.
  2237Int Fir
st demand of him, how many hor
se the Duke
  2238is 
strong. What 
say you to that?
  2239Par Fiue or 
sixe thou
sand, but very weake and vn
-  2240seruiceable: the troopes are all 
scattered, and the Com
-  2241manders verie poore rogues, vpon my reputation and
  2242credit, and as I hope to liue.
  2243Int Shall I 
set downe your an
swer 
so?
  2244Par Do, Ile take the Sacrament on't, how & which
  2245way you will: all's one to him.
  2246Ber What a pa
st-
sauing 
slaue is this?
  2247Cap. G Y'are deceiu'd my Lord, this is Moun
sieur
  2248Parrollesthe gallant militari
st, that was his owne phra
se
  2249that had the whole theoricke of warre in the knot of his
  2250scarfe, and the pra
cti
se in the chape of his dagger.
  2251Cap. E I will neuer tru
st a man againe, for keeping
  2252his 
sword cleane, nor beleeue he can haue euerie thing
  2253in him, by wearing his apparrell neatly.
  2254Int Well, that's 
set downe.
  2255Par Fiue or 
six thou
sand hor
se I 
sed, I will 
say true,
  2256or thereabouts 
set downe, for Ile 
speake truth.
  2257Cap. G He's very neere the truth in this.
  2258Ber But I con him no thankes for't in the nature he
  2260Par Poore rogues, I pray you 
say.
  2261Int Well, that's 
set downe.
  2262Par I humbly thanke you 
sir, a truth's a truth, the
  2263Rogues are maruailous poore.
  2264Interp Demaund of him of what 
strength they are a
  2265foot. What 
say you to that?
  2266Par By my troth 
sir, if I were to liue this pre
sent
  2267houre, I will tell true. Let me 
see, 
Spurioa hundred &
  fiftie
 248All's Well that Ends Well
 2268fiftie, 
Sebastianso many, 
Corambusso many, 
Iaquesso
  2269many: 
Guiltian, Cosmo, Lodowicke and 
Gratij two hun
-  2270dred 
fiftie each: Mine owne Company, 
Chitopher, Vau-  2271mond, 
Bentij, two hundred 
fiftie each: 
so that the mu
ster
  2272file, rotten and 
sound, vppon my life amounts not to 
fif
-  2273teene thou
sand pole, halfe of the which, dare not 
shake
  2274the 
snow from o
ff their Ca
ssockes, lea
st they 
shake them
-  2276Ber What 
shall be done to him?
  2277Cap. G Nothing, but let him haue thankes. Demand
  2278of him my condition: and what credite I haue with the
  2280Int Well that's 
set downe: you 
shall demaund of
  2281him, whether one Captaine 
Dumainebee i'th Campe, a
  2282Frenchman: what his reputation is with the Duke, what
  2283his valour, hone
stie, and expertne
sse in warres: or whe
-  2284ther he thinkes it were not po
ssible with well-waighing
  2285summes of gold to corrupt him to a reuolt. What 
say you
  2286to this? What do you know of it?
  2287Par I be
seech you let me an
swer to the particular of
  2288the intergatories. Demand them 
singly.
  2289Int Do you know this Captaine 
Dumaine  2290Par I know him, a was a Botchers Prentize in 
Paris  2291from whence he was whipt for getting the Shrieues fool
  2292with childe, a dumbe innocent that could not 
say him
  2294Ber Nay, by your leaue hold your hands, though I
  2295know his braines are forfeite to the next tile that fals.
  2296Int Well, is this Captaine in the Duke of Florences
  2298Par Vpon my knowledge he is, and low
sie.
  2299Cay. G Nay looke not 
so vpon me: we 
shall heare of
  2301Int What is his reputation with the Duke?
  2302Par The Duke knowes him for no other, but a poore
  2303O
fficer of mine, and writ to mee this other day, to turne
  2304him out a'th band. I thinke I haue his Letter in my poc
-  2306Int Marry we'll 
search.
  2307Par In good 
sadne
sse I do not know, either it is there,
  2308or it is vpon a 
file with the Dukes other Letters, in my
  2310Int Heere 'tis, heere's a paper, 
shall I reade it to you?
  2311Par I do not know if it be it or no.
  2312Ber Our Interpreter do's it well.
  2314Int Dian, the Counts a foole, and full of gold  2315Par That is not the Dukes letter 
sir: that is an ad
-  2316uerti
sement to a proper maide in Florence, one 
Diana to
  2317take heede of the allurement of one Count 
Rossillion a
  2318fooli
sh idle boy: but for all that very rutti
sh. I pray you
  2319sir put it vp againe.
  2320Int Nay, Ile reade it 
fir
st by your fauour.
  2321Par My meaning in't I prote
st was very hone
st in the
  2322behalfe of the maid: for I knew the young Count to be a
  2323dangerous and la
sciuious boy, who is a whale to Virgi
-  2324nity, and deuours vp all the fry it 
finds.
  2325Ber Damnable both-
sides rogue.
  Int Let When he sweares oathes, bid him drop gold, and
 2328After he scores, he neuer payes the score  2329Halfe won is match well made, match and well make it  2330He nere payes after-debts, take it before  2331And say a souldier (Dian) told thee this  2332Men are to mell with, boyes are not to kis  2333For count of this, the Counts a Foole I know it  2334Who payes before, but not when he does owe it  2335 Thine as he vow'd to thee in thine eare,
  2337Ber He 
shall be whipt through the Armie with this
  2339Cap. E This is your deuoted friend 
sir, the manifold
  2340Lingui
st, and the army-potent 
souldier.
  2341Ber I could endure any thing before but a Cat, and
  2342now he's a Cat to me.
  2343Int I perceiue 
sir by your Generals lookes, wee 
shall
  2344be faine to hang you.
  2345Par My life 
sir in any ca
se: Not that I am afraide to
  2346dye, but that my o
ffences beeing many, I would repent
  2347out the remainder of Nature. Let me liue 
sir in a dunge
-  2348on, i'th 
stockes, or any where, 
so I may liue.
  2349Int Wee'le 
see what may bee done, 
so you confe
sse
  2350freely: therefore once more to this Captaine 
Dumaine  2351you haue an
swer'd to his  reputation with the Duke, and
  2352to his valour. What is his hone
stie?
  2353Par He will 
steale 
sir an Egge out of a Cloi
ster: for
  2354rapes and raui
shments he paralels 
Nessus Hee profe
sses
  2355not keeping of oaths, in breaking em he is 
stronger then
  2356Hercules He will lye 
sir, with 
such volubilitie, that you
  2357would thinke truth were a foole: drunkenne
sse is his be
st  2358vertue, for he will be 
swine-drunke, and in his 
sleepe he
  2359does little harme, 
saue to his bed-cloathes about him:
  2360but they know his conditions, and lay him in 
straw. I
  2361haue but little more to 
say 
sir of his hone
sty, he ha's eue
-  2362rie thing that an hone
st man 
should not haue; what an
  2363hone
st man 
should haue, he has nothing.
  2364Cap. G I begin to loue him for this.
  2365Ber For this de
scription of thine hone
stie? A pox
  2366vpon him for me, he's more and more a Cat.
  2367Int What 
say you to his expertne
sse in warre?
  2368Par Faith 
sir, ha's led the drumme before the Eng
-  2369li
sh Tragedians: to belye him I will not, and more of his
  2370souldier
ship I know not, except in that Country, he had
  2371the honour to be the O
fficer at a place there called 
Mile-  2372end, to in
stru
ct for the doubling of 
files. I would doe the
  2373man what honour I can, but of this I am not certaine.
  2374Cap. G He hath out-villain'd villanie 
so farre, that the
  2375raritie redeemes him.
  2376Ber A pox on him, he's a Cat 
still.
  2377Int His qualities being at this poore price, I neede
  2378not to a
ske you, if Gold will corrupt him to reuolt.
  2379Par Sir, for a Cardceue he will 
sell the fee-
simple of
  2380his 
saluation, the inheritance of it, and cut th' intaile from
  2381all remainders, and a perpetuall 
succe
ssion for it perpe
-  2383Int What's his Brother, the other Captain 
Dumain  2384Cap. E Why do's he a
ske him of me?
  2386Par E'ne a Crow a'th 
same ne
st: not altogether 
so
  2387great as the 
fir
st in goodne
sse, but greater a great deale in
  2388euill. He excels his Brother for a coward, yet his Brother
  2389is reputed one of the be
st that is. In a retreate hee out
-  2390runnes any Lackey; marrie in comming on, hee ha's the
  2392Int If your life be 
saued, will you vndertake to betray
  2394Par I, and the Captaine of his hor
se, Count 
Rossillion  2395Int Ile whi
sper with the Generall, and knowe his
  2397Par Ile no more drumming, a plague of all drummes,
  2398onely to 
seeme to de
serue well, and to beguile the 
suppo
-  sition
 All's Well, that Ends Well 251
 2399sition of that la
sciuious yong boy the Count, haue I run
  2400into this danger: yet who would haue 
su
spe
cted an am
-  2401bu
sh where I was taken?
  2402Int There is no remedy 
sir, but you mu
st dye: the
  2403Generall 
sayes, you that haue 
so traitorou
sly di
scouerd
  2404the 
secrets of your army, and made 
such pe
sti
fferous re
-  2405ports of men very nobly held, can 
serue the world for
  2406no hone
st v
se: therefore you mu
st dye. Come heade
s-  2407man, o
ff with his head.
  2408Par O Lord 
sir let me liue, or let me 
see my death.
  2409Int That 
shall you, and take your leaue of all your
  2411So, looke about you, know you any heere?
  2412Count Good morrow noble Captaine.
  2413Lo. E God ble
sse you Captaine 
Parolles  2414Cap. G God 
saue you noble Captaine.
  2415Lo. E Captain, what greeting will you to my Lord
  2416Lafew I am for 
France  2417Cap. G Good Captaine will you giue me a Copy of
  2418the 
sonnet you writ to 
Dianain behalfe of the Count
  2419Rossillion and I were not a verie Coward, I'de compell
  2420it of you, but far you well. 
 Exeunt  2421Int You are vndone Captaine all but your 
scarfe,
  2422that has a knot on't yet.
  2423Par Who cannot be cru
sh'd with a plot?
  2424Inter If you could 
finde out a Countrie where but
  2425women were that had receiued 
so much 
shame, you
  2426might begin an impudent Nation. Fare yee well 
sir, I
  2427am for 
Francetoo, we 
shall 
speake of you there. 
 Exit  2428Par Yet am I thankfull: if my heart were great
  2429'Twould bur
st at this: Captaine Ile be no more,
  2430But I will eate, and drinke, and 
sleepe as 
soft
  2431As Captaine 
shall. Simply the thing I am
  2432Shall make me liue: who knowes him
selfe a braggart
  2433Let him feare this; for it will come to pa
sse,
  2434That euery braggart 
shall be found an A
sse.
  2435Ru
st sword, coole blu
shes, and 
Parrollesliue
  2436Safe
st in 
shame: being fool'd, by fool'rie thriue;
  2437There's place and meanes for euery man aliue.