634610Enter a Carrier with a lanterne in his hand. 6356111 Car. Heigh ho. An it be not foure by the day ile be hangd,
636612Charles-waine is ouer the new Chimney, and yet our hor
se not
Cii. 1 Car.
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6396151 Car. I preethe Tom beat Cuts
saddle, put a few
flockes in
640616the point, poore iade is wroong in the withers, out of all ce
sse.
6436182 Car. Pea
se and beanes are as danke here as a dog, and that
644619is the next way to giue poore iades the bottes: this hou
se is tur
- 645620ned vp
side downe
since Robin O
stler died.
6476211 Car. Poore fellow neuer ioyed
since the pri
se of Oates ro
se,
648622it was the death of him.
6496232 Car. I thinke this bee the mo
st villainous hou
se in all Lon
- 650624don road for
fleas, I am
stung like a Tench.
6516251 Car. Like a
Tench, by the Ma
sse there is nere a
King chri
- 652626sten could be better bit then I haue bin
since the
fir
st cocke.
6546272 Car. Why, they will allowe vs nere a Iordan, and then
655628we leake in your Chimney, and your chamber-lie breedes
fleas
6576301 Car. What O
stler, come away and be hangd, come away.
6596312 Car. I haue a gammon of bacon, and two razes of Gin
- 660632ger, to be deliuered as far as Charing Cro
sse.
6616331 Car. Gods bodie, the Turkies in my Panier are quite
star
- 662634ued: what O
stler? a plague on thee, ha
st thou neuer an eie in thy
663635heade? can
st not heare, and twere not as good deed as drinke to
664636break the pate on thee,
I am a verie villain, come and be hangd,
667639Gadshill. Good morrow Cariers, whats a clocke?
668640Car: I thinke it be two a clocke.
669641Gad: I preethe lend me thy lanterne, to
see my gelding in the
6716431 Car: Nay by God
soft,
I knowe a trike worth two of that
673645Gad: I pray thee lend me thine.
6746462 Car. I when can
st tell? lend mee thy lanterne (quoth he)
675647marry ile
see thee hangd
fir
st.
676648Gad. Sirrha Carrier, what time do you meane to come to
6786502 Car. Time enough to go to bed with a candle,
I warrant
679651thee, come neighbour Mugs, weele call vp the Gentlemen,
they
of Henrie the fourth.
680652[t]hey will along with companie, for they haue great charge.
682653Enter Chamberlaine, Exeunt. 683654Gad. What ho: Chamberlaine.
684655Cham. At hand quoth pickepur
se.
685656Gad. Thats euen as faire as at hand quoth the Chamberlaine:
686657for thou varie
st no more from picking of pur
ses, then giuing di
- 687658re
ction doth from labouring: thou laye
st the plot how.
689659Cham: Good morrow mai
ster Gad
shil, it holdes currant that
690660I tolde you ye
sternight, ther's a Frankelin in the wild of Kent
691661hath brought three hundred Markes with him in golde,
I heard
692662him tell it to one of his company la
st night at
supper, a kinde of
693663Auditor, one that hath abundance of charge too, God knowes
694664what, they are vp alreadie, and call for Egges and Butter, they
697666Gad: Sirrha, if they meete not with Saint Nicholas clearkes,
698667[ile] giue thee this necke.
699668Cham. No, ile none of it,
I pray thee keepe that for the hang
- 700669[ma]n, for
I know thou wor
shippe
st Saine Nicholas, as trulie as
701670[a] man of fal
shood may.
702671Ga. What talke
st thou to me of the hãgman? if
I hang, ile make
703672a fat paire of Gallowes: for if
I hang, olde
sir
Iohn hangs with
704673me, and thou knowe
st he is no
starueling: tut, there are other
705674Troyans that thou dream
st not of, the which for
sport
sake
706675are content to do the profe
ssion,
some grace, that would (if mat
- 707676ters
should be lookt into) for their owne credit
sake make all
709677whole.I am ioyned with no footland rakers, no long-
sta
ffe
six
- 710678pennie
strikers, none of the
se mad mu
stachio purplehewd malt
- 711679worms, but with nobilitie, & tranquilitie, Burgoma
sters & great
712680Oneyres,
such as can hold in
such as wil
strike
sooner then
speak,
713681and
speake
sooner then drinke, and drinke
sooner then pray, and
714682yet (zoundes) I lie, for they pray continually to their Saint the
715683Common-wealth, or rather not pray to her, but pray on her, for
717684they ride vp and downe on her, and make her their bootes.
718685Cham. What, the Common-wealth their bootes? will
shee
719686hold out water in foule way?
720687Gad. She will,
she will, Iu
stice hath liquord her: wee
steale as
721688in a Ca
stell cock
sure: we haue the receyte of Ferne
seede, wee
Ciii. walke
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723690Cham: Nay by my faith, I thinke you are more beholding to
724691the night then to Ferne
seed, for your walking inui
sible.
726692Gad. Giue me thy hand, thou
shalt haue a
share in our pur
- 728693cha
se, as I am a true man.
729694Cham. Nay rather let me haue it, as you are a fal
se theefe.
731695Gad. Go to,
homo is a common name to al men: bid the O
st- 732696ler bring my gelding out of the
stable, farewell you muddye