If but as well I other accents borrow
4.7Full of labor.
Let me not stay a jot for dinner. Go get it ready.
4.8.1[Exit a servant.]
A man, sir.
What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou 543with us?
I do profess to be no less than I seem, to serve 545him 491truly that will put me in trust, to love him that is 546honest, to 492converse with him that is wise and says little, to 547fear judgment, 493to fight when I cannot choose, and to 548eat no fish.
What art thou?
A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as 551the King.
Service.
Who wouldst thou serve?
You.
Dost thou know me, fellow?
What's that?
Authority.
What services canst do?
I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a 564curious 505tale in telling it, and deliver a plain message 565bluntly. That 506which ordinary men are fit for I am 566qualified in, and the best 507of me is diligence.
How old art thou?
Not so young to love a woman for singing, 569nor so old to 510dote on her for anything. I have years on 570my back forty-511eight.
Follow me. Thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no 572513worse after dinner I will not part from thee yet. Dinner, 573ho! 514Dinner! Where's my knave, my fool? Go you and call 574my fool 515hither.
4.27.1[Exit a servant.]
4.28You, sirrah, where's my daughter?
So please you--
4.29.1[Exit Oswald.]
What says the fellow there? Call the 578clotpoll back.
[Exit Kent and a Servant.]
4.30.1[Enter Kent and servant.]
How now? 520Where's that mongrel?
He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
'A would not?
My lord, I know not what the matter is, 587but to my 527judgment your highness is not entertained 588with that ceremonious 528affection as you were wont. 589There's a great abatement appears as 529well in 590the general dependents as in the duke himself also, 530and 591your daughter.
Ha? Sayest thou so?
I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be 594mistaken, 532for my duty cannot be silent when I think 595your highness 533wronged.
Thou but rememberest me of mine own 597conception. I 535have perceived a most faint neglect of late, 598which I have rather 536blamed as mine own jealous 599curiosity than as a very pretense and 537purport of unkindness. 600I will look further into't. But where's 538this fool? I 601have not seen him this two days.
4.40.1[Exit a servant.]
4.41.1[Exit another servant.]
My lady's father.
I am none of this, my lord, 613I beseech you, pardon me.
[Striking him] Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
I'll not be struck, my lord.
[Tripping him] Nor tripped neither, you base football player.
I thank thee, fellow. 618Thou servest me, and I'll love thee.
[To Oswald] Come sir, I'll teach you differences. 620Away, away! If 553you will measure your lubber's length 621again, tarry; but away, 554you have wisdom.
[Exit Oswald.]
Let me hire him too. [To Kent, holding out his cap] Here's my coxcomb.
How now, my pretty knave, how dost thou?
[To Kent] Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
Why, Fool?
Why, for taking one's part, that's out of favor. 630Nay, an 562thou canst not smile as the wind sits thou'lt catch 631cold shortly. 563There, take my coxcomb. Why, this fellow 632hath banished two 564on's daughters, and done the third a 633blessing against his will. If 565thou follow him, thou must 634needs wear my coxcomb. [To Lear] How 566now, nuncle? Would 635I had two coxcombs and two daughters.
Why, my boy?
If I gave them any living, I'd keep my 638coxcombs 569myself. There's mine; beg another of thy 639daughters.
Take heed, sirrah--the whip.
Truth is a dog that must to kennel. He must be 642whipped 572out, when Lady the brach may stand by the fire 643and stink.
A pestilent gall to me.
Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.
Do.
Mark it, nuncle.
This is nothing, fool.
Then, like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer, 660you gave 582me nothing for't. Can you make no use of 661nothing, nuncle?
Why, no, boy. 663Nothing can be made out of nothing.
[To Kent] Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his land 665comes to. 585He will not believe a fool.
A bitter fool.
No, lad, teach me.
4.82.1[Sings.]
4.83That lord that counseled thee to give away thy land,
Dost thou call me fool, boy?
This is not altogether fool, my Lord.
15.1No, faith, lords and great men will not let me. If I had 669.10599a monopoly on't, they would have part on't. And ladies too; they 669.11600will not let me have all the fool to myself, they'll be snatching. 670601Give me an egg, nuncle, and I'll give thee 671two crowns.
What two crowns shall they be?
Why, after I have cut the egg in the middle and 674eat 604up the meat, the two crowns of the egg. When 675thou clovest 605thy crown i'th'middle and gavest away 676both parts, thou borest 606thy ass o'th'back o'er the 677dirt. Thou hadst little wit in thy bald 607crown when thou 678gav'st thy golden one away. If I speak like 608myself in 679this, let him be whipped that first finds it so.
4.96.1[Sings.]
When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
I have used it, nuncle, ever since thou mad'st 686thy 615daughters thy mother; for when thou gav'st them 687the rod, and puttest 616down thine own breeches,
4.102.1[Sings.]
4.107692Prithee, nuncle, keep a 619schoolmaster that can teach 693thy fool to lie. I would fain learn to lie.
An you lie, we'll have you whipped.
I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. 696They'll 622have me whipped for speaking true, thou wilt have me 697whipped for 623lying, and sometime I am whipped for holding 698my peace. I had 624rather be any kind of thing than a fool; 699and yet I would not be 625thee, nuncle. Thou hast pared thy 700wit o'both sides, and left nothing 626in the middle. Here 701comes one of the parings.
Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no 706need 631to care for her frown. Now thou art an "O" 707without a figure. I am 632better than thou art now--I am a fool, 708thou art nothing. [To Goneril] Yes, 633forsooth, I will hold my tongue; so 709your face bids me though 634you say nothing.
4.111.1[Sings.]
4.113He that keeps neither crust nor crumb,
4.115[Pointing to Lear.] That's a shelled peascod.
Not only, sir, this, your all-licensed fool,
For you trow, nuncle,
Are you our daughter?
Come, sir.
May not an ass know when the cart draws 736the horse?--
Doth any here know me? 739Why, this is not Lear.
4.146Sure 'tis not so.
Which they will make an obedient father.
Your name, fair gentlewoman?
Come, sir,
4.153This admiration is much of the savor
Darkness and devils!
[Exit one or more.]
You strike my people, and your disordered rabble
We that too late repent us-- [To Albany] Oh, sir, are you come?
[Exit servant.]
4.186.1[Striking his head]
14.1O Lear, Lear!
19.1[Exeunt some.]
It may be so, my lord. 789Hark, Nature, hear.
[Exeunt Lear, Kent, Fool, and servants.]
Now, gods that we adore, 805whereof comes this?
Never afflict yourself to know the cause,
What? Fifty of my followers at a clap
What is the matter, sir?
I'll tell thee--814life and death! I am ashamed
[Exit Lear.]
Do you mark that, my lord?
I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
Come, sir, no more.
What, Oswald, ho!
4.238.1[Enter Oswald.]
Oswald
Here Madam.
What, have you writ this letter to my sister?
Yes, madam.
Take you some company and away to horse.
4.244.1[Exit Oswald.]
28.1Now, my lord,
How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell.
Nay then--
Well, well, the event.