531480Kent. If but as well I other accents borrow,
532that can my
speech
481defu
se, my good intent
533may carry through it
selfe to that full i
s- 482sue
534for which I raz'd my likenes, now bani
sht
Kent,
535if thou can
st 483serue where thou do
st stand condem'd,
536thy mai
ster whom thou
484loue
st 537shall
find the full of labour.
539486Lear. Let me not
stay a iot for dinner, goe get it readie,
540how
542489Lear. What do
st thou profe
sse? what would'
st thou
543with vs?
544490Kent. I doe profe
sse to be no le
sse then I
seeme, to
serue
545him
491truly that will put me in tru
st, to loue him that is
546hone
st, to con
- 492uer
se with him that is wi
se,
and
sayes little, to
547feare iudgement,
493to
fight when I cannot chu
se, and to
548eate no
fishe.
550495Kent. A very hone
st harted fellow, and as poore as
551the king.
552496Lear. If thou be as poore for a
subie
ct,
as he is for a
553King,
thar't
497poore enough, what would'
st thou
? 554498Kent. Seruice.
Lear. 555Who would'
st thou
serue
? 556499Kent. You.
Lear. 557Do'
st thou know me fellow
? 558500Kent. No
sir,
but you haue that in your countenance,
559which
501I would faine call Mai
ster.
562503Lear. What
seruices can
st doe
? 563504Kent. I can keepe hone
st coun
saile, ride, run, mar a
564curious
505tale in telling it, and deliuer a plaine me
ssage
565bluntly, that
506which ordinarie men are
fit for, I am qua
566li
fied in, and the be
st 568509Kent. Not
so yong to loue a woman for
singing,
569nor
so old to
510dote on her for any thing, I haue yeares on
570my backe fortie
571512Lear. Follow mee, thou
shalt
serue mee, if I like thee no
572513wor
se after dinner, I will not part from thee yet, dinner,
573ho din
- 514ner,
wher's my knaue, my foole, goe you and call
574my foole he
- 515ther,
you
sirra,
whers my daughter?
577518Lear. What
say's the fellow there, call the clat-
578pole backe,
519whers my foole, ho I thinke the world's
579a
sleepe, how now,
580521Kent. He
say's my Lord,
your daughter is not well.
581522Lear. Why came not the
slaue backe to mee when I
582cal'd
583524seruant. Sir, hee an
swered mee in the rounde
st maner,
584hee
525would not.
585 Lear. A would not
? 586526seruant. My Lord,
I know not what the matter is,
587but to my
527iudgemẽt,
your highnes is not ẽtertained
588with that ceremonious
528a
ffe
ction as you were wont,
589ther's a great abatement, apeer's as
529well in
590the generall dependants, as in the Duke him
selfe al
so,
530and
591your daughter.
592 Lear. Ha,
say'
st thou
so
? 593531seruant. I be
seech you pardon mee my Lord,
if I be
594mi
staken,
532for my dutie cannot bee
silent, when I thinke
595your highne
sse
596534Lear. Thou but remember'
st me of mine owne con
597ception, I
535haue perceiued a mo
st faint negle
ct of late,
598which I haue rather
536blamed as mine owne ielous curio
599sitie,
then as a very pretence
&
537purport of vnkindne
sse,
600I will looke further into't, but wher's
538this foole? I
601haue not
seene him this two dayes.
602539seruant. Since my yong Ladies going into
France 603sir, the foole
604541Lear. No more of that, I haue noted it, goe you
605and tell my
542daughter,
I would
speake with her,
goe you
606cal hither my foole,
543O you
sir, you
sir, come you hither,
607who am I
sir?
610545Lear. My Ladies father, my Lords knaue, you hore
611son dog,
612547Stew. I am none of this my Lord,
613I be
seech you pardon me.
614548Lear. Doe you bandie lookes with me you ra
scall
? 615549Stew. Ile not be
struck my Lord,
616550Kent. Nor tript neither, you ba
se football player.
617551Lear. I thanke thee fellow,
618thou
seru'
st me,
and ile loue thee.
619552Kent. Come
sir ile teach you di
fferences,
620away, away, if
553you will mea
sure your lubbers length a
621gaine, tarry, but away,
622555Lear. Now friendly knaue I thanke thee, their's
623earne
st of
556thy
seruice.
624 Enter Foole. 625557Foole. Let me hire him too, heer's my coxcombe.
626558Lear. How now my prety knaue, how do'
st thou
? 627559Foole. Sirra, you were be
st take my coxcombe.
629561Foole. Why for taking on's part, that's out of fauour,
630nay and
562thou can'
st not
smile as the wind
sits, thou't catch
631cold
shortly,
563there take my coxcombe; why this fellow
632hath bani
sht two
564on's daughters, and done the third a
633ble
ssing again
st his will, if
565thou follow him, thou mu
st 634needs weare my coxcombe, how
566now nuncle, would
635I had two coxcombes, and two daughters.
637568Foole. If I gaue them any liuing, id'e keepe my cox
638combs
569my
selfe, ther's mine, beg another of thy
639daughters.
640570Lear. Take heede
sirra, the whip.
641571Foole. Truth is a dog that mu
st to kenell, hee mu
st bee
642whipt
572out, when Ladie oth'e brach may
stand by the
fire
643and
stincke.
644573Lear. A pe
stilent gull to mee.
645574Foole. Sirra ile teach thee a
speech.
646 Lear. Doe.
647575Foole. Marke it vncle,
648haue more then thou
shewe
st,
649speake
576le
sse then thou knowe
st,
650lend le
sse then thou owe
st,
651ride more
577then thou goe
st,
652learne more then thou trowe
st,
653set le
sse then
578thou throwe
st,
654leaue thy drinke and thy whore,
655and keepe in a
579doore,
656and thou
shalt haue more,
657then two tens to a
score.
658580Lear. This is nothing foole.
659581Foole. Then like the breath of an vnfeed Lawyer,
660you gaue
582me nothing for't, can you make no v
se of
no
661thing vncle
? 662583Lear. Why no boy,
663nothing can be made out of nothing.
664584Foole. Preethe tell him
so much the rent of his land
665comes to,
585he will not beleeue a foole.
667587Foole. Doo'
st know the di
fference my boy,
be
668tweene a bitter
588foole, and a
sweete foole.
669589Lear. No lad, teach mee.
670590Foole. 670.01That Lord that coun
sail'd thee to giue away thy land,
670.02591Come place him heere by mee, doe thou for him
stand,
670.03592The
sweet and bitter foole will pre
sently appeare,
670.04593The one in motley here, the other found out there.
670.05594Lear. Do'
st thou call mee foole boy
? 670.06595Foole. All thy other Titles thou ha
st giuen away, tha thou
670.08597Kent. This is not altogether foole my Lord.
670.09598Foole. No faith, Lords and great men will not let me, if I had
670.10599a monopolie out,
they would haue part an't,
and Ladies too,
they
670.11600will not let me haue all the foole to my
selfe, they'l be
snatching;
601giue me an egge Nuncle, and ile giue thee
671two crownes.
672602Lear. What two crownes
shall they be
? 673603Foole. Why, after I haue cut the egge in the middle and
674eate
604vp the meate, the two crownes of the egge; when
675thou cloue
st 605thy crowne it'h middle,
and gaue
st away
676both parts, thou bore
st 606thy a
sse at'h backe or'e the
677durt, thou had'
st little wit in thy bald
607crowne, when thou
678gaue
st thy golden one away, if I
speake like
608my
selfe in
679this, let him be whipt that
fir
st finds it
so.
680609Fooles had nere le
sse wit, in a yeare,
681610For wi
se men are growne foppi
sh,
682611They know not how their wits doe weare,
683612Their manners are
so api
sh.
684613Lear. When were you wont to be
so full of
songs
sirra?
685614Foole. I haue vs'd it nuncle,
euer
since thou mad'
st 686thy daugh
- 615ters thy mother, for when thou gaue
st them
687the rod, and put'
st 616downe thine own breeches, then they
688for
sudden ioy did weep,
689617and I for
sorrow
sung,
690that
such a King
should play bo-peepe,
691618and goe the fooles among:
692prethe Nunckle keepe a
schoolema
- 619ster that can teach
693thy foole to lye, I would faine learneto lye.
694620Lear. And you lye, weele haue you whipt.
695621Foole. I maruell what kin thou and thy daughters are,
696they'l
622haue me whipt for
speaking true, thou wilt haue mee
697whipt for
623lying, and
sometime I am whipt for holding
698my peace, I had
624rather be any kind of thing then a foole,
699and yet I would not bee
625thee Nuncle,
thou ha
st pared thy
700wit a both
sides, & left nothing
626in the middle,
here
701comes one of the parings.
703628Lear. How now daughter, what makes that Frontlet
704on,
629Me thinks you are too much alate
it'h frowne.
705630Foole. Thou wa
st a prettie fellow when thou had'
st no
706need
631to care for her frowne, now thou art an O with
707out a
figure, I am
632better then thou art now, I am a foole,
708thou art nothing, yes for
- 633sooth I will hould my tongue,
so
709your face bids mee, though
710635Mum, mum, he that keepes neither cru
st nor crum,
711636Wearie of all,
shall want
some. That's a
sheald pe
scod.
712637Gon. Not onely
sir this,
your all-licenc'd foole,
713but other of
638your in
solent retinue
714do hourely carpe and quarrell, breaking
639forth
716in ranke & (not to be indured riots,) Sir I had thought by
640making this well knowne vnto you,
717to haue found a
safe redres,
641but now grow fearefull
718by what your
selfe too late haue
spoke
642and done,
719that you prote
ct this cour
se, and put on
720by your al
- 643lowance, which if you
should,
the fault
721would not
scape cen
sure,
644nor the redre
sse,
sleepe,
722which in the tender of a whol
some
645weale,
723might in their working doe you that o
ffence,
724that el
se
646were
shame, that then nece
ssitie
725mu
st call di
screet proceedings.
726647Foole. For you trow nuncle, the hedge
sparrow
727fed the Coo
- 648kow
so long, that it had it head bit o
ff beit
728young,
so out went
649the candle, and we were left dark
729ling.
730650Lear. Are you our daughter?
731651Gon. Come
sir, I would you would make v
se of that good
652wi
sedome
732whereof I know you are fraught, and put away
733the
se
653di
spo
sitions, that of late tran
sforme you
734from what you rightly
735655Foole. May not an A
sse know when the cart drawes
736the hor
se,
738657Lear. Doth any here know mee?
739why this is not
Lear,
740doth
658Lear walke thus?
speake thus? where are his eyes,
741either his no
- 659tion,
weaknes,
or his di
scernings
742are lethergie,
sleeping,
or wake
- 660ing; ha!
sure tis not
so,
743who is it that can tell me who I am
? Lears 744661shadow
? I would learne that, for by the markes of
soueraintie,
744.1662knowledge, and rea
son, I
should bee fal
se per
swaded I had
744.3664Foole. Which they,
will make an obedient father.
745665Lear. Your name faire gentlewoman?
746666Gon. Come
sir, this admiration is much of the
sauour
747of other
667your new prankes, I doe be
seech you
748vnder
stand my purpo
ses
668aright,
749as you are old and reuerend,
should be wi
se,
750here do you
669keepe a 100.
Knights and Squires,
751men
so di
sordred,
so deboy
st 670and bold,
752that this our court infe
cted with their manners,
753showes
671like a riotous Inne,
epicuri
sme,
and lu
st 754make more like a tauerne
672or brothell,
755then a great pallace, the
shame it
selfe doth
speake
756673for in
stant remedie, be thou de
sired
757by her, that el
se will take the
674thing
shee
begs,
758a little to di
squantitie your traine,
759and the re
- 675mainder that
shall
still depend,
760to bee
such men as may be
sort
676your age,
761that know them
selues and you.
762677Lear. Darkenes,
and Deuils
! 763saddle my hor
ses, call my traine
678together,
764degenerate ba
stard, ile not trouble thee,
765yet haue I left
766680Gon. You
strike my people,
and your di
sordred rabble,
767make
681seruants of their betters.
768Enter Duke. 769682Lear. We that too late repent's,
O
sir,
are you come
? 770is it your
683will that wee prepare any hor
ses,
771ingratitude
! thou marble har
- 684ted
fiend,
772more hideous when thou
shewe
st thee in a child,
773then
685the Sea-mon
ster,
775dete
sted kite, thou li
st 776my traine, and men of
686choi
se and rare
st parts,
777that all particulars of dutie knowe,
778and
687in the mo
st exa
ct regard,
support
779the wor
ships of their name,
O
688mo
st small fault,
780how vgly did'
st thou in
Cordelia shewe, that
781689like an engine wrencht my frame of nature
782from the
fixt place,
690drew from my heart all loue
783and added to the gall,
O
Lear.
Lear! 784691beat at this gate that let thy folly in,
785and thy deere iudgement
692out,
goe goe, my people
? 786693Duke, My Lord,
I am giltles as I am ignorant.
788694Leir. It may be
so my Lord,
789harke
Nature,
heare deere God
- 695de
sse,
790su
spend thy purpo
se, if thou did'
st intend
791to make this
696creature fruitful
792into her wombe, conuey
sterility,
793drie vp in hir
697the organs of increa
se,
794and from her derogate body neuer
spring
795698a babe to honour her, if
shee mu
st teeme,
796create her childe of
699spleene, that it may liue
797and bee a thourt di
suetur'd torment to
700her,
798let it
stampe wrinckles in her brow of youth,
799with accent
701teares, fret channels in her cheeks,
800turne all her mothers paines
702and bene
fits
801to laughter and contempt, that
shee may feele,
that
703she may feele,
802how
sharper then a
serpents tooth it is,
803to haue a
704thankle
sse child, goe, goe,
my people
? 804705Duke. Now Gods that we adore,
805whereof comes this!
806706Gon. Neuer a
ffli
ct your
selfe to know the cau
se,
807but let his
707di
spo
sition haue that
scope
808that dotage giues it.
810708Lear. What,
fiftie of my followers at a clap,
811within a fortnight?
812709Duke. What is the matter
sir?
813710Lear. Ile tell thee,
814life and death!
I am a
sham'd
711power to
shake my manhood thus,
816that the
se hot teares that
712breake from me perforce.
817should make the wor
st 818bla
sts and fogs
713vpon
819the vntented woundings of a fathers
cur
sse,
820pierce euery
714sence about the old fond eyes,
821beweepe this cau
se againe, ile
715pluck you out,
822 & you ca
st with the waters that you make
823to tem
- 716per clay, yea, i'
st come to this?
824yet haue I left a daughter,
825whom
717I am
sure is kind and comfortable,
826when
shee
shall heare this of
718thee, with her nailes
827shee'l
flea thy wolui
sh vi
sage, thou
shalt
719find
828that ile re
sume the
shape,
which thou do
st thinke
829I haue ca
st 720o
ff for euer, thou
shalt I warrant thee.
830721Gon. Doe you marke that my Lord
? 831722Duke. I cannot bee
so partiall
Gonorill 724Gon. Come
sir no more,
834you, more knaue then foole, after
725your ma
ster?
835 726Foole. Nunckle
Lear, Nunckle
Lear,
836tary and take the foole
727with
837a fox when one has caught her,
838and
such a daughter
839should
728sure to the
slaughter,
840if my cap would buy a halter,
841so the foole
729followes after.
848730Gon. What
Oswald, ho.
Oswald. Here Madam,
858 731Gon. What haue you writ this letter to my
sister?
733Gon. Take you
some company, and away to hor
se,
861informe
734her full of my particular feares,
862and thereto add
such rea
sons of
735your owne,
863as may compa
ct it more,
get you gon,
864& hasten your
736returne now my Lord,
865this mildie gentlenes and cour
se of yours
866737though I di
slike not, yet vnder pardon
867y'are much more attastk
738for want of wi
sedome,
868then prai
se for harmfull mildnes.
869739Duke. How farre your eyes may pearce I cannot tell,
870striuing
740to better ought, we marre whats well.
871741Gon. Nay then.
872 Duke. Well,
well,
the euent,
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