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  • Title: Two Gentlemen of Verona (Modern)
  • Editor: Melissa Walter

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    Author: William Shakespeare
    Editor: Melissa Walter
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    Two Gentlemen of Verona (Modern)

    2.7.
    975 Enter Julia and Lucetta.
    Julia
    Counsel, Lucetta. Gentle girl, assist me,
    And ev'n in kind love I do conjure thee,
    Who art the table wherein all my thoughts
    Are visibly charactered and engraved,
    980To lesson me and tell me some good mean
    How with my honor I may undertake
    A journey to my loving Proteus.
    Lucetta
    Alas, the way is wearisome and long.
    Julia
    A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary
    985To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps;
    Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly,
    And when the flight is made to one so dear,
    Of such divine perfection as Sir Proteus.
    Lucetta
    Better forbear till Proteus make return.
    990Julia
    Oh, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food?
    Pity the dearth that I have pined in
    By longing for that food so long a time.
    Didst thou but know the inly touch of love,
    Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow
    995As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
    Lucetta
    I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire,
    But qualify the fire's extreme rage,
    Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.
    Julia
    The more thou dam'st it up, the more it burns:
    1000The current that with gentle murmur glides,
    Thou know'st, being stopped, impatiently doth rage;
    But when his fair course is not hindered,
    He makes sweet music with th'enameled stones,
    Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge
    1005He overtaketh in his pilgrimage,
    And so by many winding nooks he strays
    With willing sport to the wild ocean.
    Then let me go, and hinder not my course.
    I'll be as patient as a gentle stream
    1010And make a pastime of each weary step,
    Till the last step have brought me to my love,
    And there I'll rest, as after much turmoil
    A blessed soul doth in Elysium.
    Lucetta
    But in what habit will you go along?
    Not like a woman, for I would prevent
    The loose encounters of lascivious men.
    Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds
    As may beseem some well-reputed page.
    Lucetta
    Why then your ladyship must cut your hair.
    No, girl, I'll knit it up in silken strings,
    With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots.
    To be fantastic may become a youth
    Of greater time then I shall show to be.
    Lucetta
    What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches?
    That fits as well as tell me, good my Lord.
    What compass will you wear your farthingale?
    Why ev'n what fashion thou best likes, Lucetta.
    Lucetta
    You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam.
    Out, out, Lucetta! That will be ill-favored.
    1030 Lucetta
    A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin
    Unlesse you have a codpiece to stick pins on.
    Lucetta, as thou lov'st me, let me have
    What thou think'st meet and is most mannerly.
    But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me
    1035For undertaking so unstaid a journey?
    I fear me it will make me scandalized.
    Lucetta
    If you think so, then stay at home and go not.
    Nay, that I will not.
    Lucetta
    Then never dream on infamy, but go.
    1040If Proteus like your journey when you come,
    No matter who's displeased when you are gone.
    I fear me he will scarce be pleased withal.
    That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear.
    A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears,
    1045And instances of infinite of love,
    Warrant me welcome to my Proteus.
    Lucetta
    All these are servants to deceitful men.
    Base men, that use them to so base effect.
    But truer stars did govern Proteus's birth.
    1050His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles,
    His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate,
    His tears, pure messengers sent from his heart,
    His heart, as far from fraud as heav'n from earth.
    Lucetta
    Pray heav'n he prove so when you come to him.
    Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong
    To bear a hard opinion of his truth.
    Only deserve my love by loving him,
    And presently go with me to my chamber
    To take a note of what I stand in need of,
    1060To furnish me upon my longing journey.
    All that is mine I leave at thy dispose,
    My goods, my lands, my reputation;
    Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence.
    Come, answer not, but to it presently,
    1065I am impatient of my tarriance.
    Exeunt.