Troilus and Cressida (Quarto 1, 1609)
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_Enter Diomed.
¶Dio. Diomed, Chalcas I thinke wher's your daughter?
¶Cal. She comes to you.
¶Dio. How now my charge.
¶she's noted.
_Dio. Will you remember?
¶Cal. Remember yes:
¶Cres. Sweet hony Greeke tempt me no more to folly.
¶Crese: Ile tell you what.
¶Cres: In faith I cannot, what would you haue me do?
¶Cres: I prethee do not hold me to mine oath,
¶Bid me do any thing but that sweete Greeke.
¶Dio: Good night.
3005Troy: Hold patience.
¶Dio. No, no, good night Ile be your foole no more.
3010Cres: Harke a word in your eare.
¶Ulis: You are moued Prince, let vs depart I pray
¶To wrathfull tearmes, this place is dangerous:
3015The time right deadly, I beseech you goe.
¶Troy: Behold I pray you.
¶Vlis: Now good my Lord go off.
¶You flow to great distruction, come my Lord.
3020Vlis: You haue not patience, come.
¶I will not speake a word.
¶Cres: Nay but you part in anger.
3025Troy: Doth that grieue thee, O withered truth.
¶Vlis: How now my Lord?
¶Troy: By Ioue I will be patient.
3030Cres. In faith I doe not, come hether once againe.
¶wil break out.
¶There is betweene my will and all offences
¶A guard of patience, stay a little while.
¶Ther: How the diuell Luxury with his fat rumpe and po-
¶tato finger, tickles together; frye lechery frye.
3040Dio: Will you then?
3045Troy: Feare me not my Lord.
¶I will not be my selfe, nor haue cognition
¶Of what I feele, I am all patience:
Enter Cress.
¶Ther: Now the pledge, now, now, now.
3050Troy: O beauty where is thy faith!
¶Vlis: My Lord.
¶Hee loue,d me (oh false wench) giu't me againe:
¶Cres: It is no matter now I ha't againe.
¶I will not meete with you to morrow night:
¶I prethee Diomed visite me no more.
¶Cres: O all you gods; O pretty pretty pledge!
¶Thy maister now lyes thinking on his bed
3065Of thee and mee, and sighes, and takes my gloue,
¶Cres: He that takes that doth take my heart withall.
3070Dio: I had your heart before, this followes it.
3075Cres: It is no matter.
¶Cres. Twas on's that lou'd me better then you will,
¶But now you haue it take it.
3080Cres: And by all Dianas wayting women yond
¶Dio: Tomorrow will I weare it on my Helme,
¶And grieue his spirit that dares not challenge it.
3085It should be challengd.
¶I will not keepe my word.
¶againe.
¶Dio: I doc
not like this fooling.
¶me best.
¶Dio: Farewell till then.
¶Cres: Good night, I prethee come:
¶Troylus farewell, one eye yet lookes on thee,
3100But with my heart the other eye doth see,
¶Ah poore our sex, this fault in vs I find,
¶The error of our eye directs our mind,
¶VVhat error leads must erre: O then conclude,
Exit.
¶But if I tell how these two did Court,
¶Shall I not lye in publishing a truth,
¶Sith yet there is a credence in my heart.
¶That doth inuert th,attest of eyes and eares,
¶As if those organs were deceptions functions,
3120Vlis. I cannot coniure Troyan.
3125Troyl. Let it not be beleeu'd for woman-hood.
¶Thinke we had mothers, do not giue aduantage
¶To stubborne Critiques apt without a theme
¶If sanctimony be the gods delight:
¶If there be rule in vnitie it selfe,
¶By-fould authority: where reason can reuolt
¶Within my soule there doth conduce a fight
¶Diuides more wider then the skie and earth:
¶Admits no orifex for a point as subtle,
¶As Ariachna's broken woofe to enter,
¶And with another knot finde finger tied,
3155The fractions of her faith, orts of her loue.
¶The fragments, scraps, the bitts and greazie reliques,
¶Of her ore-eaten faith, are giuen to Diomed.
¶Vlis. May worthy Troylus be halfe attached
¶In Characters as red as Mars his heart
¶Inflam'd with Venus: neuer did young man fancy
3165So much by waight, hate I her Diomed:
¶That sleeue is mine, that heele beare on his Helme:
¶VVhich Shipmen do the hurricano call,
¶Shal dizzy with more clamour Neptunes eare, in his discent,
¶Thier: Heele ticle it for his concupie.
¶And theyle seeme glorious.
Enter Eneas.
¶Hector by this is arming him in Troy:
¶Aiax your guard stayes to conduct you home.
¶Troy: Haue with you Prince: my curteous Lord adiew,
3185Farewell reuoulted faire: and Diomed
¶Vlis. Ile bring you to the gates.
¶
Exeunt Troyl. Eeneas and Vlisses.
3190Ther. VVould I could meete that roague Diomed I would
¶croke like a Rauen, I would bode, I would bode: Patroclus
¶will giue me any thing for the inteligence of this whore: the
¶Parrot will not do more for an almond then he for a commo-
¶dious drab: Lechery, lechery, still warres and lechery, nothing
Exit.
