Troilus and Cressida (Quarto 1, 1609)
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Enter Cressid and her man.
¶Man. Queene Hecuba, and Hellen.
¶Cres. And whether goe they?
¶Is as a vertue fixt, to day was mou'd:
¶Hee chid Andromache and strooke his armorer,
¶And like as there were husbandry in warre
¶And to the field goes he; where euery flower
¶Did as a Prophet weepe what it foresawe,
¶In Hectors wrath.
Cres. What was his cause of anger.
¶A Lord of Troian bloud, Nephew to Hector,
¶They call him Aiax.
Cres.Good; and what of him.
¶legges.
¶ticular additions, hee is as valiant as the Lyon, churlish as
180the Beare, slowe as the Elephant: a man into whome nature
¶tue, that he hath not a glimpse of, nor any mā an attaint, but
185and merry against the haire, hee hath the ioynts of euery
¶thing, but euery thing so out of ioynt, that hee is a gowtie
¶Briareus, many hands, & no vse: or purblinde Argus, al eyes,
¶and no sight.
190Hector angry.
195Cres. Who comes here.
¶Man Maddam your vncle Pandarus.
¶Cres. Hectors a gallant man.
¶Man As may be in the world Lady.
¶Pand. Whats that? whats that?
200Cres. Good morrow vncle Pandarus.
¶good morrow Alexander: how doe you cozen? when were
¶you at Illum?
Cres. This morning vncle.
205Pan. What were you talking of when I came? was Hector
¶arm'd and gon ere yea came to Illium, Hellen was not vp
¶was she?
Cres. Hector was gone but Hellen was not vp?
210Cres. That were wee talking of, and of his anger.
¶him to day I can tel them that, & ther's Troylus wil not come
215farre behind him, let them take heede of Troylus; I can tell
¶them that too.
Cres. What is he angry too?
¶Pan: Who Troylus? Troylus is the better man of the two:
¶Pan: What not betweene Troylus and Hector? do you know
¶a man if you see him?
230Cres. So he is.
¶Pan. Condition I had gone bare-foot to India.
¶Cres. He is not Hector.
235Troylus well, I would my heart were in her body; no, Hector
¶is not a better man then Troylus.
¶Cres. Pardon me, pardon me.
¶tale when th'others come too't, Hector shall not haue his
¶will this yeare.
¶Pand. Nor his qualities.
¶Cres. Twould not become him, his own's better.
¶Cres. No, but browne.
¶him aboue, his complexion is higher then his, hee
¶hauing colour enough, and the other higher, is too flaming
260a praise for a good complexion, I had as lieue Helens golden
¶tongue had commended Troylus for a copper nose.
¶day into the compast window, and you know hee has not
¶past three or foure haires on his chinne.
¶his particulars therein to a totall.
270Pand. Why he is very yong, and yet will hc within three
¶pound lifte as much as his brother Hector.
¶eame and puts mee her white hand to his clouen chin.
275Cres. Iuno haue mercy, how came it clouen?
¶Pan. Why, you know tis dimpled,
¶I thinke his smyling becomes him better then any man in
¶all Phrigia.
_Cres. Oh he smiles valianty.
280Pan. Dooes hee not?
¶Cres. Oh yes, and twere a clowd in Autumne.
¶Pan. Why go to then, but to proue to you that Hellen
¶loues Troylus.
¶steeme an addle egge:
¶Cres. If you loue an addle egge as well as you loue an idle
¶head you would eate chickens ith shell.
¶Cres. Without the rack.
295his chinne.
¶Cres. Alas poore chin many a wart is ritcher.
¶that her eyes ran ore.
¶Cres. But there was a more temperate fire vnder the por
¶of her eyes: did her eyes run ore to?
¶Pan. And Hector laught.
¶Cres. At what was all this laughing.
¶lus chin.
¶laught too.
310ty answere.
¶chinne; and one of them is white.
¶heires quoth hee, and one white, that white heire is my fa-
¶he, pluckt out and giue it him: but there was such laughing,
¶laught that it past.
¶Cres. So let it now for it has beene a great while going by.
¶Cres. So I doe.
¶man borne in Aprill.
Sound a retreate.
330gainst May.
335Pan. Heere, here, here's an excellent place, here wee may
Enter Æneas.
340Pan. Thats Æneas, is not that a braue man, hees one of
¶the flowers of Troy I can tell you, but marke Troylus, you shal
¶see anon.
_Cres. Who's that?
¶
Enter Antenor.
350Cres. Will he giue you the nod:
¶Pan. Thats Hector, that, that, looke you that, thers a fel-
355low! goe thy way Hector, ther's a braue man Neece, O braue
¶Hector, looke how hee lookes, theres a countenance, ist not a
¶braue man?
¶Cres. O a braue man.
¶Pan: Is a not? it dooes a man heart good, looke you what
360hacks are on his helmet, looke you yonder, do you see, looke
¶you there, thers no iesting, thers laying on, takt off, who will
¶as they say, there be hacks.
¶
Enter Paris.
365Pan: Swords, any thing he cares not, and the diuell come to
¶him, its all one, by Gods lid it dooes ones heart good. Yon-
¶der comes Paris, yonder comes Paris, looke yee yonder
¶who said he came hurt home to day. Hee's not hurt, why this
370will do Hellens heart good now ha? would I could see Troy-
¶
Enter Helenus:
375Pan. Thats Helenus, I maruell where Troylus is, thats He-
¶lenus, I thinke he went not forth to day, thats Helenus.
¶Cres: Can Helenus fight vncle?
¶Pan: Helenus no: yes heele fight indifferent, well, I maruell
380where Troylus is; harke doe you not here the people crie
¶Troylus? Helenus is a priest;
¶
Enter Troylus.
¶Panda: Where? yonder? thats Deiphobus. Tis Troylus!
385theres a man Neece, hem? braue Troylus the Prince of
¶chiualrie.
¶Pan. Marke him, note him: O braue Troylus, looke well
¶vpon him Neece, looke you how his sword is bloudied, and
390his helme more hackt then Hectors, and how hee lookes, and
¶how hee goes? O admirable youth, hee neuer saw three and
¶O admirable man! Paris? Paris is durt to him, and I warrant
395Hellen to change would giue an eye to boote.
¶Cres. Here comes more.
400after meate, I could liue and die in the eyes of Troylus, nere
¶looke, nere looke, the Eagles are gonne, crowes and dawes,
¶crowes and dawes, I had rather bee such a man as Troylus,
¶then Agamemnon and all Greece.
405man then Troylus.
¶Pan. Achilles, a dray-man, a porter, a very Cammell.
¶Cres. Well, well:
¶any eyes, doe you know what a man is? is not birth, beauty,
¶son a man.
¶the pie, for then the mans date is out:
¶ward you lie:
¶Cres: Vpon my backe to defend my bellie, vpon my wit
¶ty, my maske to defend my beauty, and you to defend all
¶Pan. Say one of your watches.
¶Cres. Nay Ile watch you for that; and thats one of the
¶chiefest of them two: If I cannot ward what I would not
425haue hit: I can watch you for telling how I tooke the blowe
¶Pan: Where?
¶Pan. Good boy tell him I come, I doubt he be hurt, fare ye
¶well good Neice:
_Cres: Adiew vncle:
¶Pan: I wilbe with you Neice by and by:
440Words, vowes, guifts, teares and loues full sacrifize:
¶He offers in anothers enterprize,
¶Yet hold l off: women are angels woing,
445,,Things woone are done, ioyes soule lies in the dooing.
¶That shee belou'd, knows naught that knows not this,
¶,,Men price the thing vngaind more then it is,
¶That she was neuer yet that euer knew
450Therefore this maxim out of loue I teach,
¶"Atchiuement is command; ungaind beseech,
¶Then though my hearts content firme loue doth beare,
¶Nothing of that shall from mine eyes appeare.
Exit.
