Troilus and Cressida (Quarto 1, 1609)
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Enter Pandarus and Troylus.
35Troy.CAll heere my varlet, Ile vnarme againe,
¶Why should I warre without the walls of Troy:
¶That finde such cruell battell here within,
¶Each Troyan that is maister of his heart,
40Let him to field Troylus alas hath none.
¶Pan. Will this geere nere be mended?
¶But I am weaker then a womans teare;
45Tamer then sleepe; fonder then ignorance,
¶Pan. Well, I haue told you enough of this; for my part ile
¶not meddle nor make no farther; hee that will haue a cake
50out of the wheate must tarry the grynding.
¶Tro. Haue I not tarried?
¶Troy. Haue I not tarried?
¶Troy. Still haue I tarried.
¶Pan. I, to the leauening, but heares yet in the word here-
¶after, the kneading, the making of the cake, the heating the
60yea may chance burne your lippes.
¶At Priams royall table do I sit
¶looke, or any woman els.
¶Troy. I was about to tell thee when my heart,
70As wedged with a sigh would riue in twaine,
¶I haue (as when the Sunne doth light a scorne)
¶lens, well go to, there were no more comparison betweene
¶Troy. Oh Pandarus I tell thee Pandarus,
¶When I do tell thee there my hopes lie drown'd
¶Reply not in how many fadomes deepe,
85They lie indrench'd, I tell thee I am madde:
¶Powrest in the open vlcer of my heart:
¶Her eyes, her haire her cheeke, her gate, her voice,
¶Hard as the palme of plow-man; this thou telst me,
¶The knife that made it.
¶mends in her owne hands.
¶Troy. Good Pandarus, how now Pandarus?
¶Pan: I haue had my labour for my trauell, ill thought on
105of her, and ill thought of you, gon betweene and betweene,
¶but small thanks for my labour.
¶Troy. What art thou angry Pandarus? what with me?
110day as Hellen, is on Sunday, but what I? I care not and shee
¶were a blackeamore, tis all one to mee.
¶her the next time I see her for my part Ile meddle nor make
¶no more ith'matter.
¶Troy. Sweete Pandarus.
¶found it and there an end.
Exit.
¶
Sound alarum.
¶Fooles on both sides, Helleu must needes be faire,
125When with your bloud you daylie paint her thus,
¶I cannot fight vpon this argument:
¶But Pandarus: O gods! how do you plague me
130And he's as teachy to be wood to woe,
¶Tell me Apollo for thy Daphues loue
¶Her bed is India there she lies, a pearle,
135Betweene our Ilium, and where shee reides
¶Let it be cald the wild and wandring flood:
¶Our doubtfull hope, our conuoy and our barke.
¶
Alarum Enter Æneas.
140Æne. How now prince Troylus, wherefore not afield.
¶For womanish it is to be from thence.
¶What newes Æneas from the field to day?
145Æne. That Paris is returned home and hurt.
¶Troy. By whom Æneas?
¶Æne. Troylus by Menelaus.
¶Paris is gor'd with Menelaus horne.
Alarum.
¶Troy. Better at home, if would I might were may:
¶But to the sport abrode are you bound thither?
