Troilus and Cressida (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Cressid and her man.
¶Man. Queene Hecuba, and Hellen.
¶Cre. And whether go they?
¶Is as a Vertue fixt, to day was mou'd:
¶He chides Andromache and strooke his Armorer,
¶And like as there were husbandry in Warre
¶And to the field goe's he; where euery flower
¶Did as a Prophet weepe what it forsaw,
¶In Hectors wrath.
¶There is among the Greekes,
¶A Lord of Troian blood, Nephew to Hector,
¶They call him Aiax.
¶Cre. Good; and what of him?
¶haue no legges.
¶particular additions, he is as valiant as the Lyon, churlish
180as the Beare, slow as the Elephant: a man into whom
¶man hath a vertue, that he hath not a glimpse of, nor a-
¶hee hath the ioynts of euery thing, but euery thing so
¶out ot ioynt, that hee is a gowtie Briareus, many hands
190make Hector angry?
¶
Enter Pandarus.
195Cre. Who comes here?
¶Man. Madam your Vncle Pandarus.
¶Cre. Hectors a gallant man.
¶Man. As may be in the world Lady.
¶Pan. What's that? what's that?
200Cre. Good morrow Vncle Pandarus.
¶of? good morrow Alexander: how do you Cozen? when
¶were you at Illium?
¶Cre. This morning Vncle.
205Pan. What were you talking of when I came? Was
¶Hector arm'd and gon ere yea came to Illium? Hellen was
¶not vp? was she?
¶Cre. Hector was gone but Hellen was not vp?
210Cre. That were we talking of, and of his anger.
¶Pan. Was he angry?
¶about him to day I can tell them that, and there's Troylus
215will not come farre behind him, let them take heede of
¶Troylus; I can tell them that too.
¶Cre. What is he angry too?
¶Pan. Who Troylus?
¶Troylus is the better man of the two.
¶Pan. What not betweene Troylus and Hector? do you
¶know a man if you see him?
¶For I am sure he is not Hector.
230Cre. So he is.
¶Pan. Condition I had gone bare-foote to India.
¶Cre. He is not Hector.
235end: well Troylus well, I would my heart were in her bo-
¶dy; no, Hector is not a better man then Troylus.
¶Pan. He is elder.
¶Cre. Pardon me, pardon me.
¶ther tale when th'others come too't: Hector shall not
¶haue his will this yeare.
¶Pan. Nor his qualities.
245Cre. No matter.
¶Pan. Nor his beautie.
¶Cre. 'Twould not become him, his own's better.
¶swore th'other day, that Troylus for a browne fauour (for
¶Cre. No, but browne.
¶Pan. She prais'd his complexion aboue Paris.
255Cre. Why Paris hath colour inough.
¶Pan. So he has.
¶him aboue, his complexion is higher then his, he hauing
¶colour enough, and the other higher, is too flaming a
260praise for a good complexion, I had as lieue Hellens gol-
¶den tongue had commended Troylus for a copper nose.
¶I thinke Hellen loues him better then Paris.
¶day into the compast window, and you know he has not
¶past three or foure haires on his chinne.
¶bring his particulars therein, to a totall.
270Pand. Why he is very yong, and yet will he within
¶three pound lift as much as his brother Hector.
¶came and puts me her white hand to his clouen chin.
275Cres. Iuno haue mercy, how came it clouen?
¶Pan. Why, you know 'tis dimpled,
¶I thinke his smyling becomes him better then any man
¶in all Phrigia.
280Pan. Dooes hee not?
¶Cre. Oh yes, and 'twere a clow'd in Autumne.
¶Pan. Why go to then, but to proue to you that Hellen
¶loues Troylus.
285Proofe, if youle prooue it so.
¶steeme an addle egge.
¶Cre. If you loue an addle egge as well as you loue an
¶idle head, you would eate chickens i'th' shell.
¶Cre. Without the racke.
295his chinne.
¶Cre. Alas poore chin? many a wart is richer.
¶laught that her eyes ran ore.
¶Cre. But there was more temperate fire vnder the pot
¶of her eyes: did her eyes run ore too?
¶Pan. And Hector laught.
¶Cre. At what was all this laughing?
¶Troylus chin.
¶laught too.
310pretty answere.
¶your chinne; and one of them is white.
¶fiftie haires quoth hee, and one white, that white haire is
¶my Father, and all the rest are his Sonnes. Iupiter quoth
¶ked one quoth he, pluckt out and giue it him: but there
¶Cre. So let it now,
¶For is has beene a grcat while going by.
¶Pan. Well Cozen,
325I told you a thing yesterday, think on't.
¶Cre. So I does.
¶an'twere a man borne in Aprill.
Sound a retreate.
330against May.
335Pan. Heere, heere, here's an excellent place, heere we
¶
Enter Æneas.
340Pan. That's Æneas, is not that a braue man, hee's one
¶of the flowers of Troy I can you, but marke Troylus, you
¶Cre. Who's that?
¶
Enter Antenor.
¶you, and hee's a man good inough, hee's one o'th soun-
350Cre. Will he giue you the nod?
¶
Enter Hector.
¶Pan. That's Hector, that, that, looke you, that there's a
355fellow. Goe thy way Hector, there's a braue man Neece,
¶O braue Hector! Looke how hee lookes? there's a coun-
¶tenance; ist not a braue man?
¶Cre. O braue man!
¶Pan. Is a not? It dooes a mans heart good, looke you
360what hacks are on his Helmet, looke you yonder, do you
¶off, who ill as they say, there be hacks.
¶
Enter Paris.
365Pan. Swords, any thing he cares not, and the diuell
¶come to him, it's all one, by Gods lid it dooes ones heart
¶good. Yonder comes Paris, yonder comes Paris: looke
¶this is braue now: who said he came hurt home to day?
370Hee's not hurt, why this will do Hellens heart good
¶lus anon.
¶
Enter Hellenus.
375Pan. That's Hellenus, I maruell where Troylus is, that's
¶Helenus, I thinke he went not forth to day: that's Hel-
¶lenus.
¶Cre. Can Hellenus fight Vncle?
¶Pan. Hellenus no: yes heele fight indifferent, well, I
380maruell where Troylus is; harke, do you not haere the
¶people crie Troylus? Hellenus is a Priest.
¶
Enter Trylus.
¶Pan. Where? Yonder? That's Dœphobus.'Tis Troy-
385lus! Ther's a man Neece, hem? Braue Troylus the Prince
¶of Chiualrie.
¶Pand. Marke him, not him: O braue Troylus: looke
¶well vpon him Neece, looke you how his Sword is blou-
390died, and his Helme more hackt then Hectors, and how he
¶lookes, and how he goes. O admirable youth! he ne're
¶saw three and twenty. Go thy way Troylus, go thy way,
¶should take his choice. O admirable man! Paris? Paris
395is durt to him, and I warrant, Helen to change, would
¶giue money to boot.
¶
Enter common Souldiers.
¶Cres. Heere come more.
400bran; porredge after meat. I could liue and dye i'th'eyes
¶of Troylus. Ne're looke, ne're looke; the Eagles are gon,
¶Crowes and Dawes, Crowes and Dawes: I had rather be
¶such a man as Troylus, then Agamemnon, and all Greece.
¶Cres. There is among the Greekes Achilles, a better
405man then Troylus.
¶Pan. Achilles? a Dray-man, a Porter, a very Camell.
¶Cres. Well, well.
¶you any eyes? Do you know what a man is? Is not birth,
¶Cres. I, a minc'd man, and then to be bak'd with no Date
¶in the pye, for then the mans dates out.
¶at what ward you lye.
¶Cres. Vpon my backe, to defend my belly; vpon my
¶wit, to defend my wiles; vppon my secrecy, to defend
¶mine honesty; my Maske, to defend my beauty, and you
¶thousand watches.
¶Pan. Say one of your watches.
¶Cres. Nay Ile watch you for that, and that's one of
¶the cheefest of them too: If I cannot ward what I would
425not haue hit, I can watch you for telling how I took the
¶ching.
¶
Enter Boy.
¶Pan. Where?
¶Pan. Good Boy tell him I come, I doubt he bee hurt.
¶Fare ye well good Neece.
435Cres. Adieu Vnkle.
¶Pan. Ile be with you Neece by and by.
¶Cres. To bring Vnkle.
¶Pan. I, a token from Troylus.
440Words, vowes, gifts, teares, & loues full sacrifice,
¶He offers in anothers enterprise:
¶Yet hold I off. Women are Angels wooing,
445Things won are done, ioyes soule lyes in the dooing:
¶That she belou'd, knowes nought, that knowes not this;
¶Men prize the thing vngain'd, more then it is.
¶That she was neuer yet, that euer knew
450Therefore this maxime out of loue I teach;
¶"Atchieuement, is command; vngain'd, beseech.
¶That though my hearts Contents firme loue doth beare,
¶Nothing of that shall from mine eyes appeare.
Exit.
