Troilus and Cressida (Folio 1, 1623)
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Troylus and Cressida.
¶Par. There is no helpe:
¶On Lord, weele follow you.
¶Par. And tell me noble Diomed; faith tell me true,
¶Who in your thoughts merits faire Helen most?
¶My selfe, or Menelaus?
2230Diom. Both alike.
¶He merits well to haue her, that doth seeke her,
¶With such a hell of paine, and world of charge.
¶And you as well to keepe her, that defend her,
¶He like a puling Cuckold, would drinke vp
¶The lees and dregs of a flat tamed peece:
¶You like a letcher, out of whorish loynes,
2240Are pleas'd to breede out your inheritors:
¶But he as he, which heauier for a whore.
¶Par. You are too bitter to your country-woman.
¶Dio. Shee's bitter to her countrey: heare me Paris,
2245For euery false drop in her baudy veines,
¶Of her contaminated carrion weight,
¶She hath not giuen so many good words breath,
2250As for her, Greekes and Troians suffred death.
¶Par. Faire Diomed, you doe as chapmen doe,
¶But we in silence hold this vertue well;
¶Weele not commend, what we intend to sell.
2255Here lyes our way.
Exeunt.
¶
Enter Troylus and Cressida.
¶He shall vnbolt the Gates.
2260Troy. Trouble him not:
¶As Infants empty of all thought.
¶Cres. Good morrow then.
2265Troy. I prithee now to bed.
¶Cres. Are you a weary of me?
¶Wak't by the Larke, hath rouz'd the ribauld Crowes,
¶And dreaming night will hide our eyes no longer:
2270I would not from thee.
¶Cres. Night hath beene too briefe.
¶With wings more momentary, swift then thought:
2275You will catch cold, and curse me.
¶Cres. Prithee tarry, you men will neuer tarry;
¶And then you would haue tarried. Harke, ther's one vp?
¶Pan. How now, how now? how goe maiden-heads?
¶You bring me to doo----and then you floute me too.
¶What haue I brought you to doe?
2290good, nor suffer others.
¶not slept to night? would he not (a naughty man) let it
¶sleepe: a bug-beare take him.
One knocks.
¶Cres. Did not I tell you? would he were knockt ith'
2295head. Who's that at doore? good Vnckle goe and see.
¶My Lord, come you againe into my Chamber:
¶You smile and mocke me, as if I meant naughtily.
¶Troy. Ha, ha.
¶I would not for halfe Troy haue you seene here.
Exeunt
¶Pan. Who's there? what's the matter? will you beate
¶downe the doore? How now, what's the matter?
¶Æne. Good morrow Lord, good morrow.
2305Pan. Who's there my Lord Æneas? by my troth I
¶knew you not: what newes with you so early?
¶Æne. Is not Prince Troylus here?
¶Æne. Come he is here, my Lord, doe not deny him:
2310It doth import him much to speake with me.
¶he doe here?
¶Æne. Who, nay then: Come, come, youle doe him
2315wrong, ere y'are ware: youle be so true to him, to be
¶false to him: Doe not you know of him, but yet goe fetch
¶him hither, goe.
¶
Enter Troylus.
¶Troy. How now, what's the matter?
¶Paris your brother, and Deiphœbus,
¶The Grecian Diomed, and our Anthenor
¶Deliuer'd to vs, and for him forth-with,
¶We must giue vp to Diomeds hand
2330They are at hand, and ready to effect it.
¶Troy. How my atchieuements mocke me;
¶I will goe meete them: and my Lord Æneas,
¶We met by chance; you did not finde me here.
2335Haue not more gift in taciturnitie.
Exennt.
¶
Enter Pandarus and Cressid.
¶take Anthenor; the yong Prince will goe mad: a plague
¶vpon Anthenor; I would they had brok's necke.
2340Cres. How now? what's the matter? who was here?
¶Pan. Ah, ha!
¶gone? tell me sweet Vnckle, what's the matter?
¶Pan. Would I were as deepe vnder the earth as I am
2345aboue.
¶Cres. O the gods! what's the matter?
¶borne; I knew thou would'st be his death. O poore Gen-
¶tleman: a plague vpon Anthenor.
¶¶2
Cres. Good
