Troilus and Cressida (Folio 1, 1623)
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THE TRAGEDIE OF
Troylus and Cressida.
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Actus Primus. Scœna Prima.
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Enter Pandarus and Troylus.
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Troylus.
¶CAll here my Varlet, Ile vnarme againe.
¶Why should I warre without the wals of Troy
¶That finde such cruell battell here within?
¶Each Troian that is master of his heart,
40Let him to field, Troylus alas hath none.
¶Pan. Will this geere nere be mended?
¶But I am weaker then a womans teare;
45Tamer then sleepe, fonder then ignorance;
¶Pan. Well, I haue told you enough of this: For my
¶part, Ile not meddle nor make no farther. Hee that will
50haue a Cake out of the Wheate, must needes tarry the
¶grinding.
¶Troy. Haue I not tarried?
¶Troy. Haue I not tarried?
¶Troy. Still haue I tarried.
¶Pan. I, to the leauening: but heeres yet in the word
¶hereafter, the Kneading, the making of the Cake, the
60the cooling too, or you may chance to burne your lips.
¶At Priams Royall Table doe I sit;
¶Pan. Well:
¶Or any woman else.
¶Troy. I was about to tell thee, when my heart,
70As wedged with a sigh, would riue in twaine,
¶I haue (as when the Sunne doth light a-scorne)
¶Helens, well go too, there were no more comparison be-
¶man, I would not (as they tearme it) praise it, but I wold
¶Troy. Oh Pandarus! I tell thee Pandarus;
¶When I doe tell thee, there my hopes lye drown'd:
¶Reply not in how many Fadomes deepe
85They lye indrench'd. I tell thee, I am mad
¶Powr'st in the open Vlcer of my heart,
¶Her Eyes, her Haire, her Cheeke, her Gate, her Voice,
¶Hard as the palme of Plough-man. This thou tel'st me;
¶The Knife that made it.
¶ha's the mends in her owne hands.
¶Troy. Good Pandarus: How now Pandarus?
¶Pan. I haue had my Labour for my trauell, ill thought
105on of her, and ill thought on of you: Gone betweene and
¶betweene, but small thankes for my labour.
¶Troy. What art thou angry Pandarus? what with me?
110be as faire on Friday, as Helen is on Sunday. But what
¶care I? I care not and she were a Black-a-Moore, 'tis all
¶one to me.
¶Troy. I doe not care whether you doe or no. Shee's a
115Foole to stay behinde her Father: Let her to the Greeks,
¶meddle nor make no more i'th' matter.
¶Troy. Sweete Pandarus.
¶as I found it, and there an end.
Exit Pand.
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Sound Alarum.
125When with your bloud you daily paint her thus.
¶I cannot fight vpon this Argument:
¶But Pandarus: O Gods! How do you plague me?
130And he's as teachy to be woo'd to woe,
¶Tell me Apollo for thy Daphnes Loue
¶Her bed is India, there she lies, a Pearle,
135Between our Ilium, and where shee recides
¶Let it be cald the wild and wandring flood,
¶Our doubtfull hope, our conuoy and our Barke.
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Alarum. Enter Æneas.
140Æne. How now Prince Troylus?
¶Wherefore not a field?
¶For womanish it is to be from thence:
¶What newes Æneas from the field to day?
145Æne. That Paris is returned home, and hurt.
¶Troy. By whom Æneas?
¶Æne. Troylus by Menelaus.
¶Paris is gor'd with Menelaus horne.
Alarum.
¶Troy. Better at home, if would I might were may:
¶But to the sport abroad, are you bound thither?
