The Tempest (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Caliban, Stephano, and Trinculo.
¶Ste. Tell not me, when the But is out we will drinke
¶water, not a drop before; therefore beare vp, & boord
¶em' Seruant Monster, drinke to me.
¶if th'other two be brain'd like vs, the State totters.
¶ere I could recouer the shore, fiue and thirtie Leagues
1365off and on, by this light thou shalt bee my Lieutenant
¶Monster, or my Standard.
¶Trin. Nor go neither: but you'l lie like dogs, and yet
1370say nothing neither.
¶a good Moone-calfe.
¶Ile not serue him, he is not valiant.
¶was there euer man a Coward, that hath drunk so much
¶Sacke as I to day? wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being
1380Cal. Loe, how he mockes me, wilt thou let him my
¶Lord?
¶a Naturall?
¶Cal. Loe, loe againe: bite him to death I prethee.
1385Ste. Trinculo, keepe a good tongue in your head: If
¶you proue a mutineere, the next Tree: the poore Mon-
¶Cal. I thanke my noble Lord. Wilt thou be pleas'd
¶to hearken once againe to the suite I made to thee?
1390Ste. Marry will I: kneele, and repeate it,
¶
Enter Ariell inuisible.
¶A Sorcerer, that by his cunning hath cheated me
1395Of the Island.
¶I do not lye.
1400Ste. Trinculo, if y ou trouble him any more in's tale,
¶Ste. Mum then, and no more: proceed.
¶Reuenge it on him, (for I know thou dar'st)
¶But this Thing dare not.
¶Canst thou bring me to the party?
¶Where thou maist knocke a naile into his head.
¶And take his bottle from him: When that's gone,
¶Where the quicke Freshes are.
1420Ste. Trinculo, run into no further danger:
¶Interrupt the Monster one word further, and by this
¶hand, Ile turne my mercie out o'doores, and make a
¶Stockfish of thee.
¶Trin. Why, what did I? I did nothing:
1425Ile go farther off.
¶As you like this, giue me the lye another time.
1430Trin. I did not giue the lie: Out o'your wittes, and
¶hearing too?
¶A pox o'your bottle, this can Sacke and drinking doo:
¶A murren on your Monster, and the diuell take your
¶fingers.
1435Cal. Ha, ha, ha.
¶further off.
¶Cal. Beate him enough: after a little time
¶Ile beate him too.
1440Ste. Stand farther: Come proceede.
¶Batter his skull, or paunch him with a stake,
1445Or cut his wezand with thy knife. Remember
¶Hee's but a Sot, as I am; nor hath not
¶One Spirit to command: they all do hate him
¶As rootedly as I. Burne but his Bookes,
¶Which when he ha's a house, hee'l decke withall.
¶The beautie of his daughter: he himselfe
¶Cals her a non-pareill: I neuer saw a woman
1455But onely Sycorax my Dam, and she;
1460And bring thee forth braue brood.
¶I will be King and Queene, saue our Graces: and Trin-
¶Dost thou like the plot Trinculo?
1465Trin. Excellent.
¶But while thou liu'st keepe a good tongue in thy head.
¶Wilt thou destroy him then?
1470Ste. I on mine honour.
¶Let vs be iocond. Will you troule the Catch
¶You taught me but whileare?
¶
Sings.
¶Flout 'em, and cout 'em: and skowt 'em, and flout 'em,
¶Thought is free.
1480Cal. That's not the tune.
¶
Ariell plaies the tune on a Tabor and Pipe.
¶Trin. This is the tune of our Catch, plaid by the pic-
¶ture of No-body.
¶Ste. He that dies payes all debts: I defie thee;
¶Mercy vpon vs.
1490Cal. Art thou affeard?
¶Sounds, and sweet aires, that giue delight and hurt not:
1495Will hum about mine eares; and sometime voices,
¶That if I then had wak'd after long sleepe,
¶Will make me sleepe againe, and then in dreaming,
¶The clouds methought would open, and shew riches
¶Ready to drop vpon me, that when I wak'd
1500I cri'de to dreame againe.
¶Ste. This will proue a braue kingdome to me,
1505I remember the storie.
¶Lets follow it, and after do our worke.
¶Wee'l follow: I would I could see this Taborer,
1510He layes it on.
¶Trin. Wilt come?
¶Ile follow Stephano.
Exeunt.
