Twelfth Night (Folio 1, 1623)
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Twelfe Night, or, What you will.
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¶As loue doth giue my heart: no womans heart
¶So bigge, to hold so much, they lacke retention.
¶Alas, their loue may be call'd appetite,
985No motion of the Liuer, but the Pallat,
¶But mine is all as hungry as the Sea,
¶And can digest as much, make no compare
¶Betweene that loue a woman can beare me,
990And that I owe Oliuia.
¶Vio. I but I know.
¶Vio. Too well what loue women to men may owe:
¶In faith they are as true of heart, as we.
995My Father had a daughter lou'd a man
¶As it might be perhaps, were I a woman
1000But let concealment like a worme i'th budde
¶And with a greene and yellow melancholly,
¶She sate like Patience on a Monument,
¶Smiling at greefe. Was not this loue indeede?
¶Much in our vowes, but little in our loue.
1010And all the brothers too: and yet I know not.
¶Sir, shall I to this Lady?
¶Du. I that's the Theame,
¶My loue can giue no place, bide no denay.
exeunt
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Scena Quinta.
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Enter Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian.
¶To. Come thy wayes Signior Fabian.
¶let me be boyl'd to death with Melancholly.
¶Fa. I would exult man: you know he brought me out
¶o'fauour with my Lady, about a Beare-baiting heere.
¶To. To anger him wee'l haue the Beare againe, and
¶drew?
¶An. And we do not, it is pittie of our liues.
¶
Enter Maria.
¶To. Heere comes the little villaine: How now my
1030Mettle of India?
¶Mar. Get ye all three into the box tree: Maluolio's
¶comming downe this walke, he has beene yonder i'the
¶houre: obserue him for the loue of Mockerie: for I know
1035this Letter wil make a contemplatiue Ideot of him. Close
¶in the name of ieasting, lye thou there: for heere comes
¶the Trowt, that must be caught with tickling.
Exit
¶
Enter Maluolio.
¶Mal. 'Tis but Fortune, all is fortune. Maria once
¶should I thinke on't?
1045To. Heere's an ouer-weening rogue.
¶Fa. Oh peace: Contemplation makes a rare Turkey
¶Cocke of him, how he iets vnder his aduanc'd plumes.
1050Mal. To be Count Maluolio.
¶To. Ah Rogue.
¶To. Peace, peace.
¶Mal. There is example for't: The Lady of the Stra-
1055chy, married the yeoman of the wardrobe.
¶An. Fie on him Iezabel.
¶Fa. O peace, now he's deepely in: looke how imagi-
¶nation blowes him.
¶Mal. Hauing beene three moneths married to her,
¶Mal. Calling my Officers about me, in my branch'd
¶Veluet gowne: hauing come from a day bedde, where I
¶haue left Oliuia sleeping.
¶Fa. O peace, peace.
¶a demure trauaile of regard: telling them I knowe my
1070kinsman Toby.
¶Fa. Oh peace, peace, peace, now, now.
¶make out for him: I frowne the while, and perchance
1075winde vp my watch, or play with my some rich Iewell:
¶Toby approaches; curtsies there to me.
¶To. Shall this fellow liue?
¶yet peace.
1080Mal. I extend my hand to him thus: quenching my
¶To. And do's not Toby take you a blow o'the lippes,
¶then?
1085me on your Neece, giue me this prerogatiue of speech.
¶To. What, what?
1090plot?
¶with a foolish knight.
¶And. That's mee I warrant you.
1095And. I knew 'twas I, for many do call mee foole.
¶Mal. What employment haue we heere?
¶Fa. Now is the Woodcocke neere the gin.
¶ding aloud to him.
¶very C's, her V's, and her T's, and thus makes shee her
¶great P's. It is in contempt of question her hand.
¶An. Her C's, her V's, and her T's: why that?
1105Her very Phrases: By your leaue wax. Soft, and the im-
¶Lady: To whom should this be?
¶Fab. This winnes him, Liuer and all.
Mal.
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