Twelfth Night (Folio 1, 1623)
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Twelfe Night, or, What you will.
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475may proceede in my speech.
¶Ol. Are you a Comedian?
¶Vio. No my profound heart: and yet (by the verie
¶phangs of malice, I sweare) I am not that I play. Are you
¶the Ladie of the house?
¶Ol. Come to what is important in't: I forgiue you
¶the praise.
¶Poeticall.
490Ol. It is the more like to be feigned, I pray you keep
¶it in. I heard you were sawcy at my gates, & allowd your
¶approach rather to wonder at you, then to heare you. If
¶you be not mad, be gone: if you haue reason, be breefe:
¶'tis not that time of Moone with me, to make one in so
495skipping a dialogue.
¶ger. Some mollification for your Giant, sweete Ladie;
¶Vio. It alone concernes your eare: I bring no ouer-
¶ture of warre, no taxation of homage; I hold the Olyffe
¶in my hand: my words are as full of peace, as matter.
505Ol. Yet you began rudely. What are you?
¶What would you?
¶learn'd from my entertainment. What I am, and what I
¶would, are as secret as maiden-head: to your eares, Di-
510uinity; to any others, prophanation.
¶Ol. Giue vs the place alone,
¶We will heare this diuinitie. Now sir, what is your text?
515of it. Where lies your Text?
520to say?
¶negotiate with my face: you are now out of your Text:
¶but we will draw the Curtain, and shew you the picture.
¶done?
¶Vio. Excellently done, if God did all.
¶ther.
¶Natures owne sweet, and cunning hand laid on:
¶If you will leade these graces to the graue,
¶And leaue the world no copie.
¶and euery particle and vtensile labell'd to my will: As,
¶Item two lippes indifferent redde, Item two grey eyes,
¶with lids to them: Item, one necke, one chin, & so forth.
¶But if you were the diuell, you are faire:
¶Could be but recompenc'd, though you were crown'd
545The non-pareil of beautie.
¶Ol. How does he loue me?
¶Vio. With adorations, fertill teares,
¶With groanes that thunder loue, with sighes of fire.
¶Ol. Your Lord does know my mind, I cannot loue him
¶In voyces well divulg'd, free, learn'd, and valiant,
¶A gracious person; But yet I cannot loue him:
555He might haue tooke his answer long ago.
¶In your deniall, I would finde no sence,
¶I would not vnderstand it.
560Ol. Why, what would you?
¶Vio. Make me a willow Cabine at your gate,
¶Write loyall Cantons of contemned loue,
¶And sing them lowd euen in the dead of night:
565Hallow your name to the reuerberate hilles,
¶And make the babling Gossip of the aire,
¶Betweene the elements of ayre, and earth,
¶But you should pittie me.
570Ol. You might do much:
¶What is your Parentage?
¶I am a Gentleman.
¶Ol. Get you to your Lord:
575I cannot loue him: let him send no more,
¶To tell me how he takes it: Fare you well:
¶I thanke you for your paines: spend this for mee.
¶Loue make his heart of flint, that you shal loue,
¶And let your feruour like my masters be,
¶Plac'd in contempt: Farwell fayre crueltie.
Exit
¶Ol. What is your Parentage?
585Aboue my fortunes, yet my state is well;
¶I am a Gentleman. Ile be sworne thou art,
¶Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbes, actions, and spirit,
590Euen so quickly may one catch the plague?
¶Me thinkes I feele this youths perfections
¶To creepe in at mine eyes. Well, let it be.
¶What hoa, Maluolio.
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Enter Maluolio.
¶The Countes man: he left this Ring behinde him
¶Would I, or not: tell him, Ile none of it.
600Desire him not to flatter with his Lord,
¶Nor hold him vp with hopes, I am not for him:
¶If that the youth will come this way to morrow,
¶Ile giue him reasons for't: hie thee Maluolio.
605Ol. I do I know not what, and feare to finde
¶Mine eye too great a flatterer for my minde:
Fate
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