Twelfth Night (Folio 1, 1623)
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Twelfe Night, or, What you will.
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¶You can say none of this. Well, grant it then,
2505And tell me in the modestie of honor,
¶Why you haue giuen me such cleare lights of fauour,
¶To put on yellow stockings, and to frowne
¶Vpon sir Toby, and the lighter people:
2510And acting this in an obedient hope,
¶And made the most notorious gecke and gull,
¶That ere inuention plaid on? Tell me why?
2515Ol. Alas Maluolio, this is not my writing,
¶But out of question, tis Marias hand.
¶And now I do bethinke me, it was shee
¶Vpon thee in the Letter: prethee be content,
¶But when we know the grounds, and authors of it,
¶Thou shalt be both the Plaintiffe and the Iudge
2525Of thine owne cause.
¶And let no quarrell, nor no braule to come,
¶Taint the condition of this present houre,
¶Which I haue wondred at. In hope it shall not,
¶Set this deuice against Maluolio heere,
¶We had conceiu'd against him. Maria writ
¶The Letter, at sir Tobyes great importance,
2535In recompence whereof, he hath married her:
¶How with a sportfull malice it was follow'd,
¶May rather plucke on laughter then reuenge,
¶If that the iniuries be iustly weigh'd,
2540Ol. Alas poore Foole, how haue they baffel'd thee?
¶all one: By the Lotd Foole, I am not mad: but do you re-
¶and you smile not he's gag'd: and thus the whirlegigge
¶of time, brings in his reuenges.
¶Mal. Ile be reueng'd on the whole packe of you?
¶He hath not told vs of the Captaine yet,
¶When that is knowne, and golden time conuents
2555We will not part from hence. Cesario come
¶But when in other habites you are seene,
Exeunt
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Clowne sings.
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When that I was and a little tine boy,
¶with hey, ho, the winde and the raine:¶A foolish thing was but a toy,¶for the raine it raineth euery day.¶But when I came to mans estate,2565with hey ho, &c.¶for the raine, &c.¶But when I came alas to wiue,¶with hey ho, &c.2570By swaggering could I neuer thriue,¶for the raine, &c.¶But when I came vnto my beds,¶with hey ho, &c.2575for the raine, &c.¶A great while ago the world begon,¶hey ho, &c.¶But that's all one, our Play is done,
