Romeo and Juliet (Quarto 2, 1599)
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¶Why Lambe, why Lady, fie you sluggabed,
¶What not a word, you take your penniworths now,
2580Sleepe for a weeke, for the next night I warrant
¶I needs must wake her: Madam, Madam, Madam,
2585I, let the Countie take you in your bed,
¶Heele fright you vp yfaith, will it not be?
¶What drest, and in your clothes, and downe againe?
¶I must needs wake you, Lady, Lady, Lady.
¶Alas, alas, helpe, helpe, my Ladyes dead.
2590Oh wereaday that euer I was borne,
¶Some Aqua-vitæ ho, my Lord my Lady.
¶Nur. O lamentable day.
¶Mo. What is the matter?
2595Nur. Looke, looke, oh heauie day!
¶Mo. O me, O me, my child, my onely life.
¶Reuiue, looke vp, or I will die with thee:
¶Helpe, helpe, call helpe.
¶
Enter Father.
¶Death lies on her like an vntimely frost,
¶Nur. O lamentable day!
¶Mo. O wofull time!
2610 Fa. Death that hath tane her hēce to make me waile
¶Ties vp my tongue and will not let me speake.
¶
Enter Frier and the Countie.
¶Fri. Come, is the Bride ready to go to Church?
¶Fa. Ready to go but neuer to returne.
2615O sonne, the night before thy wedding day
¶Hath death laine with thy wife, there she lies,
¶Flower as she was, deflowred by him,
¶Death is my sonne in law, death is my heire,
¶My daughter he hath wedded. I will die,
2620And leaue him all life liuing, all is deaths.
2625In lasting labour of his Pilgrimage,
¶But one poore one, one poore and louing child,
¶But one thing to reioyce and solace in,
¶And cruell death hath catcht it from my sight.
¶Nur. O wo, O wofull, wofull, wofull day,
¶That euer, euer, I did yet bedold.
¶O day, O day, O day, O hatefull day,
¶O wofull day, O wofull day.
¶By cruell, cruell, thee quite ouerthrowne,
¶O loue, O life, not life, but loue in death.
2640Vncomfortable time, why camst thou now,
¶To murther, murther, our solemnitie?
¶O childe, O childe, my soule and not my childe,
¶Dead art thou, alacke my child is dead,
¶And with my child my ioyes are buried.
¶Had part in this faire maide, now heauen hath all,
¶And all the better is it for the maid:
¶Your part in her, you could not keepe from death.
2650But heauen keepes his part in eternall life,
¶Aboue the Cloudes, as high as heauen it selfe.
2655O in this loue, you loue your child so ill,
¶Shees not well married, that liues married long,
¶And in her best array beare her to Church:
¶For though some nature bids vs all lament,
¶Yet natures teares are reasons merriment.
2665Turne from their office to black Funerall:
¶Our instruments to melancholy bells,
2670And all things change them to the contrarie.
¶Fri. Sir go you in, and Madam go with him,
¶And go sir Paris, euery one prepare
¶To follow this faire Coarse vnto her graue:
¶The heauens do lowre vpon you for some ill:
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Fxeunt manet.
¶Musi. Faith we may put vp our pipes and be gone.
¶For well you know, this is a pitifull case.
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Exit omnes.
2680
Enter Will Kemp.
¶O, and you will haue me liue, play harts ease.
2686.1O play me some merie dump to comfort me.
¶Minstrels. Not a dump we, tis no time to play now.
¶Peter. You will not then?
¶Minst. No.
¶Minst. What will you giue vs?
¶Peter. No money on my faith, but the gleeke.
¶I will giue you the Minstrell.
¶Minstrel. Then will I giue you the Seruing-creature.
¶I will cary no Crochets, ile re you, Ile fa
¶You, do you note me?
¶Minst. And you re vs, and fa vs, you note vs.
¶2. M. Pray you put vp your dagger, and put out your wit.
¶Then haue at you with my wit.
¶Answere me like men.
2705When griping griefes the hart doth wound, then musique with
¶_you Simon Catling?
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Exit._
2720 M. 2. Hang him Iack, come weele in here, tarrie for the mour-
¶ners, and stay dinner.
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Exit._
