Romeo and Juliet (Quarto 2, 1599)
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Enter Romeo.
¶Ser. Wheres Potpan that he helpes not to take away?
¶And they vnwasht too, tis a foule thing.
¶looke to the plate, good thou, saue me a peece of March-pane,
¶Nell, Anthonie and Potpan.
¶2. I boy readie.
¶the great chamber.
5803. We cannot be here and there too, chearely boyes,
¶Be brisk a while, and the longer liuer take all.
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Exeunt._
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Enter all the guests and gentlewomen to the
585 1. Capu. Welcome gentlemen, Ladies that haue their toes
¶Vnplagued with Cornes, will walke about with you:
¶Will now denie to daunce, she that makes daintie,
590She Ile swear hath Corns: am I come neare ye now?
¶Welcome gentlemen, I haue seene the day
¶That I haue worne a visor and could tell
¶A whispering tale in a faire Ladies eare:
¶Such as would please: tis gone, tis gone, tis gone,
595You are welcome, gentlemen come, Musitions play.
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Musick playes and they dance.
¶A hall, a hall, giue roome, and foote it gyrles,
¶More light you knaues, and turne the tables vp:
¶And quench the fire, the roome is growne too hot.
¶For you and I are past our dauncing dayes:
¶Were in a maske?
6052. Capu. Berlady thirtie yeares.
¶Tis since the nuptiall of Lucientio:
¶Come Pentycost as quickly as it will,
¶Some fiue and twentie yeares, and then we maskt.
¶His sonne is thirtie.
¶1. Capu. Will you tell me that?
¶His sonne was but a ward 2. yeares ago.
¶Ro. What Ladies that which doth enrich the hand
615Of yonder Knight?
¶As a rich Iewel in an Ethiops eare,
620Bewtie too rich for vse, for earth too deare:
¶As yonder Lady ore her fellowes showes:
¶For I nere saw true bewtie till this night.
¶Fetch me my Rapier boy, what dares the slaue
¶Come hither couerd with an anticque face,
¶Now by the stocke and honor of my kin,
635Tib. Vncle, this is a Mountague our foe:
¶A villaine that is hither come in spight,
¶Cap. Young Romeo is it.
¶Tib. Tis he, that villaine Romeo.
640Capu. Content thee gentle Coze, let him alone,
¶A beares him like a portly Gentleman:
¶And to say truth, Verona brags of him,
¶To be a vertuous and welgouernd youth,
¶I would not for the wealth of all this Towne,
¶Therefore be patient, take no note of him,
¶It is my will, the which if thou respect,
¶Ile not endure him.
¶Am I the master here or you? go too,
¶Youle make a mutinie among my guests:
¶You wil set cock a hoope, youle be the man.
¶Capu. Go too, go too,
¶This trick may chance to scath you I know what,
¶You must contrarie me, marrie tis time,
¶Well said my hearts, you are a princox, go,
¶Be quiet, or more light, more light for shame,
665Ile make you quiet (what) chearely my hearts.
¶ Ti. Patience perforce, with wilfull choller meeting,
¶Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting:
Exit.
¶To smoothe that rough touch with a tender kis.
¶ Iu. Good Pilgrim you do wrōg your hād too much
¶Which mannerly deuocion showes in this,
¶For saints haue hands, that Pilgrims hands do tuch,
¶And palme to palme is holy Palmers kis.
¶Ro. Haue not Saints lips and holy Palmers too?
¶ Rom. O then deare Saint, let lips do what hands do,
685Ro. Then moue not while my praiers effect I take,
¶Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purgd.
¶Giue me my sin againe.
¶ Nur. Madam your mother craues a word with you.
¶Ro. What is her mother?
¶Nurs. Marrie Batcheler,
¶Her mother is the Lady of the house,
695And a good Ladie, and a wise and vertuous,
¶I Nurst her daughter that you talkt withall:
¶I tell you, he that can lay hold of her
¶Shall haue the chincks.
700O deare account! my life is my foes debt.
¶Capu. Nay gentlemen prepare not to be gone,
¶We haue a trifling foolish banquet towards:
705Is it ene so? why then I thanke you all.
¶I thanke you honest gentlemen, good night:
¶More torches here, come on, then lets to bed.
¶Ah sirrah, by my faie it waxes late,
¶Ile to my rest.
¶Iuli. Whats he that now is going out of doore?
¶Nur. Marrie that I thinke be young Petruchio.
715 Iu. Whats he that follows here that wold not dāce?
¶Nur. I know not.
¶Iuli. Go aske his name, if he be married,
¶My graue is like to be my wedding bed.
¶Nurs. His name is Romeo, and a Mountague,
720The onely sonne of your great enemie.
¶Too earlie seene, vnknowne, and knowne too late,
¶Prodigious birth of loue it is to mee,
¶That I must loue a loathed enemie.
725Nurs. Whats tis? whats tis
¶Iu. A rime I learnt euen now
¶Of one I danct withall.
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One cals within Iuliet.
¶Nurs. Anon, anon:
730Come lets away, the strangers all are gone.
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Exeunt.
