Romeo and Juliet (Quarto 2, 1599)
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Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benuolio, with fiue or sixe other
455_Maskers, torchbearers.
¶Or shall we on without appologie?
¶Weele haue no Cupid, hudwinckt with a skarfe,
460Bearing a Tartars painted bow of lath,
¶Skaring the Ladies like a Crowkeeper.
¶But let them measure vs by what they will,
¶Rom. Giue me a torch, I am not for this ambling,
465Being but heauie I will beare the light.
¶So stakes me to the ground I cannot moue.
470Mer. You are a Louer, borrow Cupids wings,
¶And sore with them aboue a common bound.
¶I cannot bound a pitch aboue dull woe,
475Vnder loues heauie birthen do I sincke.
¶Rom. Is loue a tender thing? it is too rough,
¶Too rude, too boystrous, and it pricks like thorne.
480 Mer. If loue be rough with you, be rough with loue
¶Prick loue for pricking, and you beate loue downe,
¶What curious eye doth cote deformities:
¶But euery man betake him to his legs.
¶Ro. A torch for me, let wantons light of heart
¶Ile be a candle-holder and looke on,
¶The game was nere so faire, and I am dum.
¶If thou art dun, weele draw thee from the mire
¶Vp to the eares, come we burne daylight ho.
¶We waste our lights in vaine, lights lights by day:
500Take our good meaning, for our iudgement sits,
¶Fiue times in that, ere once in our fine wits.
¶Ro. And we meane well in going to this Mask,
¶But tis no wit to go.
¶Mer. Why, may one aske?
505Rom. I dreampt a dreame to night.
¶Ro. Well what was yours?
¶Mer. That dreamers often lie.
¶an Agot stone, on the forefinger of an Alderman, drawne with
¶of the moonshines watry beams, her whip of Crickets bone, the
¶half so big as a round litle worme, prickt from the lazie finger of
520a man. Her Charriot is an emptie Hasel nut, Made by the Ioyner
¶squirrel or old Grub, time out a mind, the Fairie Coatchmakers:
¶and then they dreame of loue. On Courtiers knees, that dreame
¶then he dreams of an other Benefice. Sometime she driueth ore
¶a souldiers neck, and then dreames he of cutting forrain throates,
535deepe, and then anon drums in his eare, at which he starts and
¶againe: this is that very Mab that plats the manes of horses in the
¶once vntangled, much misfortune bodes.
¶This is the hag, when maides lie on their backs,
¶Making them women of good carriage:
¶This is she.
545Romeo. Peace, peace, Mercutio peace,
¶Thou talkst of nothing.
¶Mer. True, I talke of dreames:
¶Which are the children of an idle braine,
¶Begot of nothing but vaine phantasie:
¶And more inconstant then the wind who wooes?
¶Euen now the frozen bosome of the North:
¶And being angerd puffes away from thence,
¶Turning his side to the dewe dropping South.
¶Supper is done, and we shall come too late.
¶Shall bitterly begin his fearfull date,
560With this nights reuels, and expire the terme
¶By some vile fofreit of vntimely death.
565Ben. Strike drum.
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They march about the Stage, and Seruing men come forth with
¶_Napkins.
