King John (Folio 1, 1623)
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Actus Primus, Scæna Prima.
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Enter King Iohn, Queene Eleanor, Pembroke, Essex, and Sa-
¶_lisbury, with the Chattylion of France.
¶_of France,
¶In my behauiour to the Maiesty,
¶The borrowed Maiesty of England heere.
¶Chat. Philip of France, in right and true behalfe
¶Arthur Plantaginet, laies most lawfull claime
15To this faire Iland,_and the Territories:
¶To Ireland, Poyctiers, Aniowe, Torayne, Maine,
¶And put the same into yong Arthurs hand,
20Thy Nephew, and right royall Soueraigne.
¶Chat. Then take my Kings defiance from my mouth,
¶Be thou as lightning in the eies of France;
30For ere thou canst report, I will be there:
¶The thunder of my Cannon shall be heard.
¶So hence:_be thou the trumpet of our wrath,
¶An honourable conduct let him haue,
35Pembroke looke too't: farewell Chattillion.
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Exit Chat. and Pem.
¶How that ambitious Constance would not cease
¶Till she had kindled France and all the world,
¶This might haue beene preuented,_and made whole
¶With very easie arguments of loue,
¶Which now the mannage of two kingdomes must
¶Which none but heauen, and you, and I, shall heare.
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Enter a Sheriffe.
¶Come from the Country to be iudg'd by you
¶That ere I heard: shall I produce the men?
¶K._Iohn. Let them approach:
55Our Abbies and our Priories shall pay
¶This expeditious charge: what men are you?
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Enter Robert Faulconbridge,_and Philip.
¶A Souldier by the Honor-giuing-hand
¶Of Cordelion, Knighted in the field.
¶K._Iohn. What art thou?
¶You came not of one mother then it seemes.
¶That is well knowne,_and as I thinke one father:
¶But for the certaine knowledge of that truth,
70I put you o're to heauen, and to my mother;
¶Of that I doubt, as all mens children may.
¶And wound her honor with this diffidence.
75That is my brothers plea, and none of mine,
¶The which if he can proue, a pops me out,
¶At least from faire fiue hundred pound a yeere:
¶Heauen guard my mothers honor, and my Land.
80Doth he lay claime to thine inheritance?
¶But where I be as true begot or no,
¶That still I lay vpon my mothers head,
85But that I am as well begot my Liege
¶(Faire fall the bones that tooke the paines for me)
¶Compare our faces, and be Iudge your selfe
¶If old Sir Robert did beget vs both,
¶And were our father, and this sonne like him:
90O old sir Robert Father, on my knee
¶I giue heauen thankes I was not like to thee.
¶K._Iohn. Why what a mad-cap hath heauen lent vs here?
¶Elen. He hath a tricke of Cordelions face,
¶The accent of his tongue affecteth him:
¶In the large composition of this man?
¶K._Iohn. Mine eye hath well examined his parts,
¶What doth moue you to claime your brothers land.
¶With halfe that face would he haue all my land,
¶A halfe-fac'd groat, fiue hundred pound a yeere?
¶Rob. My gracious Liege, when that my father liu'd,
¶Your brother did imploy my father much.
¶Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother.
¶To Germany, there with the Emperor
¶To treat of high affaires touching that time:
110Th' aduantage of his absence tooke the King,
¶And in the meane time soiourn'd at my fathers;
¶Betweene my father,_and my mother lay,
¶Vpon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd
¶His lands to me, and tooke it on his death
¶That this my mothers sonne was none of his;
120And if he were, he came into the world
¶Full fourteene weekes before the course of time:
¶Then good my Liedge let me haue what is mine,
¶My fathers land, as was my fathers will.
125Your fathers wife did after wedlocke beare him:
¶Which fault lyes on the hazards of all husbands
¶That marry wiues: tell me,_how if my brother
130Had of your father claim'd this sonne for his,
¶This Calfe, bred from his Cow from all the world:
¶My brother might not claime him, nor your father
135Being none of his, refuse him: this concludes,
¶My mothers sonne did get your fathers heyre,
¶Your fathers heyre must haue your fathers land.
¶Rob. Shal then my fathers Will be of no force,
¶Then was his will to get me, as I think.
¶And like thy brother to enioy thy land:
¶Or the reputed sonne of Cordelion,
¶And I had his, sir Roberts his like him,
¶And if my legs were two such riding rods,
¶And to his shape were heyre to all this land,
¶Would I might neuer stirre from off this place,
¶I would giue it euery foot to haue this face:
¶Bequeath thy land to him,_and follow me?
¶I am a Souldier,_and now bound to France.
160Your face hath got fiue hundred pound a yeere,
¶Yet sell your face for fiue pence and 'tis deere:
¶Madam, Ile follow you vnto the death.
¶Eleanor. Nay, I would haue you go before me thither.
¶Bast. Our Country manners giue our betters way.
165K._Iohn. What is thy name?
¶K._Iohn. From henceforth beare his name
170Kneele thou downe Philip, but rise more great,
¶Arise Sir Richard, and Plantagenet.
¶My father gaue me honor, yours gaue land:
175When I was got,_Sir Robert was away.
¶I am thy grandame Richard, call me so.
¶Bast. Madam by chance, but not by truth, what tho;
¶Something about a little from the right,
180In at the window, or else ore the hatch:
¶And haue is haue, how euer men doe catch:
¶And I am I,_how ere I was begot.
¶For France, for France, for it is more then need.
¶Bast. Brother adieu, good fortune come to thee,
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Exeunt all but bastard._
¶Bast. A foot of Honor better then I was,
¶But many a many foot of Land the worse.
¶Well,_now can I make any Ioane a Lady,
195Good den Sir Richard,_Godamercy fellow,
¶And if his name be George, Ile call him Peter;
¶For new made honor doth forget mens names:
¶For your conuersion, now your traueller,
¶Why then I sucke my teeth, and catechize
¶My picked man of Countries: my deare sir,
¶Thus leaning on mine elbow I begin,
¶Sauing in Dialogue of Complement,
¶And talking of the Alpes and Appenines,
¶The Perennean and the riuer Poe,
¶For he is but a bastard to the time
220And not alone in habit and deuice,
¶Exterior forme, outward accoutrement;
¶But from the inward motion to deliuer
¶Which though I will not practice to deceiue,
225Yet to auoid deceit I meane to learne;
¶That will take paines to blow a horne before her?
230O me, 'tis my mother: how now good Lady,
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Enter Lady Faulconbridge and Iames Gurney.
¶That holds in chase mine honour vp and downe.
¶Colbrand the Gyant, that same mighty man,
¶Bast. Iames Gournie, wilt thou giue vs leaue a while?
¶Gour. Good leaue good Philip.
¶There's toyes abroad,_anon Ile tell thee more.
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Exit Iames._
¶Madam, I was not old Sir Roberts sonne,
¶Sir Robert might haue eat his part in me
250Could get me sir Robert could not doe it;
¶We know his handy-worke, therefore good mother
¶To whom am I beholding for these limmes?
¶Sir Robert neuer holpe to make this legge.
¶What, I am dub'd, I haue it on my shoulder:
¶But mother, I am not Sir Roberts sonne,
260I haue disclaim'd Sir Robert and my land,
¶Legitimation, name, and all is gone;
¶Then good my mother, let me know my father,
¶Some proper man I hope, who was it mother?
265Bast. As faithfully as I denie the deuill.
¶Lady. King Richard Cordelion was thy father,
¶To make roome for him in my husbands bed:
¶Bast. Now by this light were I to get againe,
¶Madam I would not wish a better father:
¶Some sinnes doe beare their priuiledge on earth,
¶Subiected tribute to commanding loue,
280Nor keepe his Princely heart from Richards hand:
¶He that perforce robs Lions of their hearts,
¶May easily winne a womans: aye my mother,
¶With all my heart I thanke thee for my father:
¶Come Lady I will shew thee to my kinne,
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Exeunt.
