King John (Folio 1, 1623)
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The life and death of King John.
¶K._Iohn. Mine eye hath well examined his parts,
¶What doth moue you to claime your brothers land.
¶With halfe that face would he haue all my land,
¶A halfe-fac'd groat, fiue hundred pound a yeere?
¶Rob. My gracious Liege, when that my father liu'd,
¶Your brother did imploy my father much.
¶Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother.
¶To Germany, there with the Emperor
¶To treat of high affaires touching that time:
110Th' aduantage of his absence tooke the King,
¶And in the meane time soiourn'd at my fathers;
¶Betweene my father,_and my mother lay,
¶Vpon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd
¶His lands to me, and tooke it on his death
¶That this my mothers sonne was none of his;
120And if he were, he came into the world
¶Full fourteene weekes before the course of time:
¶Then good my Liedge let me haue what is mine,
¶My fathers land, as was my fathers will.
125Your fathers wife did after wedlocke beare him:
¶Which fault lyes on the hazards of all husbands
¶That marry wiues: tell me,_how if my brother
130Had of your father claim'd this sonne for his,
¶This Calfe, bred from his Cow from all the world:
¶My brother might not claime him, nor your father
135Being none of his, refuse him: this concludes,
¶My mothers sonne did get your fathers heyre,
¶Your fathers heyre must haue your fathers land.
¶Rob. Shal then my fathers Will be of no force,
¶Then was his will to get me, as I think.
¶And like thy brother to enioy thy land:
¶Or the reputed sonne of Cordelion,
¶And I had his, sir Roberts his like him,
¶And if my legs were two such riding rods,
¶And to his shape were heyre to all this land,
¶Would I might neuer stirre from off this place,
¶I would giue it euery foot to haue this face:
¶Bequeath thy land to him,_and follow me?
¶I am a Souldier,_and now bound to France.
160Your face hath got fiue hundred pound a yeere,
¶Yet sell your face for fiue pence and 'tis deere:
¶Madam, Ile follow you vnto the death.
¶Eleanor. Nay, I would haue you go before me thither.
¶Bast. Our Country manners giue our betters way.
165K._Iohn. What is thy name?
¶K._Iohn. From henceforth beare his name
170Kneele thou downe Philip, but rise more great,
¶Arise Sir Richard, and Plantagenet.
¶My father gaue me honor, yours gaue land:
175When I was got,_Sir Robert was away.
¶I am thy grandame Richard, call me so.
¶Bast. Madam by chance, but not by truth, what tho;
¶Something about a little from the right,
180In at the window, or else ore the hatch:
¶And haue is haue, how euer men doe catch:
¶And I am I,_how ere I was begot.
¶For France, for France, for it is more then need.
¶Bast. Brother adieu, good fortune come to thee,
¶
Exeunt all but bastard._
¶Bast. A foot of Honor better then I was,
¶But many a many foot of Land the worse.
¶Well,_now can I make any Ioane a Lady,
195Good den Sir Richard,_Godamercy fellow,
¶And if his name be George, Ile call him Peter;
¶For new made honor doth forget mens names:
¶For your conuersion, now your traueller,
¶Why then I sucke my teeth, and catechize
¶My picked man of Countries: my deare sir,
¶Thus leaning on mine elbow I begin,
¶Sauing in Dialogue of Complement,
¶And talking of the Alpes and Appenines,
¶The Perennean and the riuer Poe,
¶For he is but a bastard to the time
220And not alone in habit and deuice,
¶Exterior forme, outward accoutrement;
¶But from the inward motion to deliuer
¶Which though I will not practice to deceiue,
225Yet to auoid deceit I meane to learne;
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