Hamlet (Folio 1, 1623)
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¶
Enter two Clownes.
¶stian buriall.
¶her owne defence?
¶heere lies the point; If I drowne my selfe wittingly, it ar-
3200gues an Act: and an Act hath three branches. It is an
¶wittingly.
¶Other. Nay but heare you Goodman Deluer.
¶Clown. Giue me leaue; heere lies the water; good:
3205heere stands the man; good: If the man goe to this wa-
¶ter and drowne himsele; it is will he nill he, he goes;
¶marke you that? But if the water come to him & drowne
¶him; hee drownes not himselfe. Argall, hee that is not
¶guilty of his owne death, shortens not his owne life.
3210Other. But is this law?
¶Other. Will you ha the truth on't: if this had not
¶out of Christian Buriall.
¶great folke should haue countenance in this world to
¶an. Come, my Spade; there is no ancient Gentlemen,
¶but Gardiners, Ditchers and Graue-makers; they hold vp
¶Other. Was he a Gentleman?
¶Other. Why he had none.
¶Clo. What, ar't a Heathen? how dost thou vnder-
¶could hee digge without Armes? Ile put another que-
¶Other. Go too.
¶Mason, the Shipwright, or the Carpenter?
¶Other. The Gallowes maker; for that Frame outliues a
¶thousand Tenants.
¶Clo. I like thy wit well in good faith, the Gallowes
3235does well; but how does it well? it does well to those
¶built stronger then the Church: Argall, the Gallowes
¶may doe well to thee. Too't againe, Come.
3240wright, or a Carpenter?
¶Clo. I, tell me that, and vnyoake.
¶Other. Marry, now I can tell.
¶Clo. Too't.
3245
Enter Hamlet and Horatio a farre off.
¶Clo. Cudgell thy braines no more about it; for your
3250to Yaughan, fetch me a stoupe of Liquor.
¶
Sings.
¶_To contract O the time for a my behoue,3255_O me thought there was nothing meete.
¶he sings at Graue-making?
¶
Clowne sings.
¶_hath caught me in his clutch:
¶once: how the knaue iowles it to th' grownd, as if it
¶were Caines Iaw-bone, that did the first murther: It
¶fices: one that could circumuent God, might it not?
¶Hor. It might, my Lord.
¶a ones Horse, when he meant to begge it; might it not?
¶Hor. I, my Lord.
3280Spade; heere's fine Reuolution, if wee had the tricke to
¶to play at Loggets with 'em? mine ake to thinke
¶on't.
¶
Clowne sings.
¶_O a Pit of Clay for to be made,
¶Ham. There's another: why might not that bee the
3290Scull of a Lawyer? where be his Quiddits now? his
¶Quillets? his Cases? his Tenures, and his Tricks? why
¶doe's he suffer this rude knaue now to knocke him about
¶the Sconce with a dirty Shouell, and will not tell him of
¶his Action of Battery? hum. This fellow might be in's
3295time a great buyer of Land, with his Statutes, his Recog-
¶nizances, his Fines, his double Vouchers, his Recoueries:
¶Is this the fine of his Fines, and the recouery of his Reco-
¶ueries, to haue his fine Pate full of fine Dirt? will his
¶Vouchers vouch him no more of his Purchases, and dou-
3300ble ones too, then the length and breadth of a paire of
¶Indentures? the very Conueyances of his Lands will
¶haue no more? ha?
¶Hor. Not a iot more, my Lord.
¶this Sir?
3310Clo. Mine Sir:
¶Clo. You lye out on't Sir, and therefore it is not yours:
3315for my part, I doe not lye in't; and yet it is mine.
¶'tis for the dead, not for the quicke, therefore thou
¶lyest.
¶Clo. 'Tis a quicke lye Sir, 'twill away againe from me
3320to you.
¶Clo. For no man Sir.
¶Ham. What woman then?
¶Clo. For none neither.
3325Ham. Who is to be buried in't?
¶shee's dead.
¶by the Carde, or equiuocation will vndoe vs: by the
3330Lord Horatio, these three yeares I haue taken note of it,
¶comes so neere the heeles of our Courtier, hee galls his
¶Kibe. How long hast thou been a Graue-maker?
¶Clo. Of all the dayes i'th' yeare, I came too't that day
3335that our last King Hamlet o'recame Fortinbras.
¶Clo. Cannot you tell that? euery foole can tell that:
¶It was the very day, that young Hamlet was borne, hee
¶that was mad, and sent into England.
¶wits there; or if he do not, it's no great matter there.
¶Ham. Why?
3345mad as he.
¶Ham. How came he mad?
3350Ham. Vpon what ground?
¶heere, man and Boy thirty yeares.
¶Ham. How long will a man lie 'ith' earth ere he rot?
¶Clo. Ifaith, if he be not rotten before he die (as we haue
¶yeare. A Tanner will last you nine yeare.
¶Ham. Why he, more then another?
3360he will keepe out water a great while. And your water,
¶now: this Scul, has laine in the earth three & twenty years.
3365Whose doe you thinke it was?
¶Ham. Nay, I know not.
3370Ham. This?
¶Clo. E'ene that.
¶hath borne me on his backe a thousand times: And how
3375abhorred my Imagination is, my gorge rises at it. Heere
¶VVhere be your Iibes now? Your Gambals? Your
¶Songs? Your flashes of Merriment that were wont to
¶set the Table on a Rore? No one now to mock your own
3380Ieering? Quite chopfalne? Now get you to my Ladies
¶Chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thicke, to this
¶thee Horatio tell me one thing.
¶Hor. What's that my Lord?
¶shion i'th' earth?
¶Why may not Imagination trace the Noble dust of A-
¶lexander, till he find it stopping a bunghole.
¶Ham. No faith, not a iot. But to follow him thether
3395with modestie enough, & likeliehood to lead it; as thus.
¶Alexander died: Alexander was buried: Alexander re-
¶Lome, and why of that Lome (whereto he was conuer-
¶ted) might they not stopp a Beere-barrell?
3400Imperiall Cæsar, dead and turn'd to clay,
¶Might stop a hole to keepe the winde away.
¶Oh, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
¶Should patch a Wall, t'expell the winters flaw.
3405
Enter King, Queene, Laertes, and a Coffin,
¶with Lords attendant.
¶The Queene, the Courtiers. Who is that they follow,
¶And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken,
¶Couch we a while, and mark.
¶Ham. That is Laertes, a very Noble youth: Marke.
¶As we haue warrantis, her death was doubtfull,
¶And but that great Command, o're-swaies the order,
¶Till the last Trumpet. For charitable praier,
3420Shardes, Flints, and Peebles, should be throwne on her:
¶Yet heere she is allowed her Virgin Rites,
¶Her Maiden strewments, and the bringing home
¶Of Bell and Buriall.
3425Priest. No more be done:
¶As to peace-parted Soules.
¶Laer. Lay her i'th' earth,
3430And from her faire and vnpolluted flesh,
¶When thou liest howling?
¶Ham. What, the faire Ophelia?
¶I thought thy Bride-bed to haue deckt (sweet Maid)
¶And not t'haue strew'd thy Graue.
¶Laer. Oh terrible woer,
3440Fall ten times trebble, on that cursed head
¶Depriu'd thee of. Hold off the earth a while,
¶Till I haue caught her once more in mine armes:
¶
Leaps in the graue._
3445Now pile your dust, vpon the quicke, and dead,
¶Till of this flat a Mountaine you haue made,
¶Of blew Olympus.
¶Coniure the wandring Starres, and makes them stand
¶Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
¶Hamlet the Dane.
¶I prythee take thy fingers from my throat;
¶Sir though I am not Spleenatiue, and rash,
¶Yet haue I something in me dangerous,
¶Qu. Hamlet, Hamlet.
¶Gen. Good my Lord be quiet.
¶Ham. Why I will fight with him vppon this Theme.
¶Vntill my eielids will no longer wag.
3465Qu. Oh my Sonne, what Theame?
¶Could not (with all there quantitie of Loue)
¶Make vp my summe. What wilt thou do for her?
¶King. Oh he is mad Laertes,
3470Qu. For loue of God forbeare him.
¶Woo't weepe? Woo't fight? Woo't teare thy selfe?
¶Woo't drinke vp Esile, eate a Crocodile?
¶Ile doo't. Dost thou come heere to whine;
3475To outface me with leaping in her Graue?
¶Be buried quicke with her, and so will I.
¶And if thou prate of Mountaines; let them throw
¶Millions of Akers on vs; till our ground
¶Sindging his pate against the burning Zone,
¶Ile rant as well as thou.
¶And thus awhile the fit will worke on him:
¶Anon as patient as the female Doue,
3485When that her golden Cuplet are disclos'd;
¶Ham. Heare you Sir:
¶I loud' you euer; but it is no matter:
3490Let Hercules himselfe doe what he may,
¶The Cat will Mew, and Dogge will haue his day.
Exit.
¶Kin. I pray you good Horatio wait vpon him,
¶This Graue shall haue a liuing Monument:
¶Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
Exeunt.
