Hamlet (Folio 1, 1623)
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¶
Enter Hamlet, and two or three of the Players.
¶Ham. Speake the Speech I pray you, as I pronounc'd
1850it to you trippingly on the Tongue: But if you mouth it,
¶as many of your Players do, I had as liue the Town-Cryer
¶your hand thus, but vse all gently; for in the verie Tor-
¶on to tatters, to verie ragges, to split the eares of the
¶Groundlings: who (for the most part) are capeable of
¶haue such a Fellow whipt for o're-doing Termagant: it
¶out- Herod's Herod. Pray you auoid it.
¶Player. I warrant your Honor.
¶Ham. Be not too tame neyther: but let your owne
1865Discretion be your Tutor. Sute the Action to the Word,
¶end both at the first and now, was and is, to hold as 'twer
1870the Mirrour vp to Nature; to shew Vertue her owne
¶Feature, Scorne her owne Image, and the verie Age and
¶ouer-done, or come tardie off, though it make the vnskil-
¶full laugh, cannot but make the Iudicious greeue; The
¶way a whole Theater of Others. Oh, there bee Players
¶highly (not to speake it prophanely) that neyther hauing
¶thought some of Natures Iouerney-men had made men,
¶and not made them well, they imitated Humanity so ab-
¶hominably.
¶Play. I hope we haue reform'd that indifferently with
1885vs, Sir.
¶them. For there be of them, that will themselues laugh,
¶of the Play be then to be considered: that's Villanous, &
¶it. Go make you readie.
Exit Players.
¶
Enter Polonius, Rosincrance, and Guildensterne.
1895How now my Lord,
¶Will the King heare this peece of Worke?
¶Will you two helpe to hasten them?
¶
Enter Horatio.
¶Ham. What hoa, Horatio?
1905As ere my Conuersation coap'd withall.
¶Hora. O my deere Lord.
¶Ham. Nay, do not thinke I flatter:
¶For what aduancement may I hope from thee,
1910To feed & cloath thee. Why shold the poor be flatter'd?
¶No, let the Candied tongue, like absurd pompe,
¶And crooke the pregnant Hindges of the knee,
¶Where thrift may follow faining? Dost thou heare,
¶A man that Fortunes buffets, and Rewards
¶That they are not a Pipe for Fortunes finger,
¶In my hearts Core: I, in my Heart of heart,
1925As I do thee. Something too much of this.
¶There is a Play to night before the King,
¶One Scoene of it comes neere the Circumstance
¶Which I haue told thee, of my Fathers death.
1930Euen with the verie Comment of my Soule
¶Obserue mine Vnkle: If his occulted guilt,
¶And my Imaginations are as foule
1935As Vulcans Stythe. Giue him needfull note,
¶For I mine eyes will riuet to his Face:
¶And after we will both our iudgements ioyne,
¶Hora. Well my Lord.
¶And scape detecting, I will pay the Theft.
¶
Enter King, Queene, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosincrance,
¶Get you a place.
¶words are not mine.
¶Ham. No, nor mine. Now my Lord, you plaid once
1955Polon. That I did my Lord, and was accounted a good
¶Actor.
¶Ham. And what did you enact?
¶Brutus kill'd me.
¶Calfe there. Be the Players ready?
¶Ha. No good Mother, here's Mettle more attractiue.
1965Pol. Oh ho, do you marke that?
¶Ophe. No my Lord.
¶Ham. I meane, my Head vpon your Lap?
¶Ophe. I my Lord.
1970Ham. Do you thinke I meant Country matters?
¶Ophe. I thinke nothing, my Lord.
¶Ham. That's a faire thought to ly between Maids legs
¶Ophe. What is my Lord?
¶Ham. Nothing.
1975Ophe. You are merrie, my Lord?
¶Ham. Who I?
¶Ophe. I my Lord.
¶a man do, but be merrie. For looke you how cheereful-
1980ly my Mother lookes, and my Father dyed within's two
¶Houres.
¶Ophe. Nay, 'tis twice two moneths, my Lord.
¶Ham. So long? Nay then let the Diuel weare blacke,
¶for Ile haue a suite of Sables. Oh Heauens! dye two mo-
1985neths ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's hope, a
¶great mans Memorie, may out-liue his life halfe a yeare:
¶Epitaph is, For o, For o, the Hoby-horse is forgot.
1990
Hoboyes play. The dumbe shew enters.
¶
Enter a King and Queene, very louingly; the Queene embra-
¶
cing him. She kneeles, and makes shew of Protestation vnto
¶him. He takes her vp, and dcclines his head vpon her neck.
¶Layes him downe vpon a Banke of Flowers. She seeing him
1995a-sleepe, leaues him. Anon comes in a Fellow, takes off his
¶Exits. The Queene returnes, findes the King dead, and
¶three Mutes comes in againe, seeming to lament with her.
2000The dead body is carried away: The Poysoner Wooes the
¶but in the end, accepts his loue.
Exeunt
¶Ophe. What meanes this, my Lord?
¶Ham. Marry this is Miching Malicho, that meanes
2005Mischeefe.
¶Play?
¶cannot keepe counsell, they'l tell all.
¶meanes.
¶Ophe. You are naught, you are naught, Ile marke the
2015Play.
¶
Enter Prologue.
¶
For vs, and for our Tragedie,
¶Ophe. 'Tis briefe my Lord.
¶Ham. As Womans loue.
¶
Enter King and his Queene.
¶King. Full thirtie times hath Phoebus Cart gon round,
¶And thirtie dozen Moones with borrowed sheene,
¶About the World haue times twelue thirties beene,
¶Since loue our hearts, and Hymen did our hands
2030Bap. So many iournies may the Sunne and Moone
¶Make vs againe count o're, ere loue be done.
¶So farre from cheere, and from your forme state,
¶For womens Feare and Loue, holds quantitie,
¶In neither ought, or in extremity:
¶Now what my loue is, proofe hath made you know,
¶My operant Powers my Functions leaue to do:
¶And thou shalt liue in this faire world behinde,
¶Honour'd, belou'd, and haply, one as kinde.
¶Ham. Wormwood, Wormwood.
2055But what we do determine, oft we breake:
¶Of violent Birth, but poore validitie:
¶Which now like Fruite vnripe stickes on the Tree,
¶But fall vnshaken, when they mellow bee.
¶The violence of other Greefe or Ioy,
¶Greefe ioyes, Ioy greeues on slender accident.
¶This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange
¶That euen our Loues should with our Fortunes change.
2070For 'tis a question left vs yet to proue,
¶Whether Loue lead Fortune, or else Fortune Loue.
¶The great man downe, you marke his fauourites flies,
¶The poore aduanc'd, makes Friends of Enemies:
¶And hitherto doth Loue on Fortune tend,
2075For who not needs, shall neuer lacke a Frend:
¶And who in want a hollow Friend doth try,
¶But orderly to end, where I begun,
¶Our Willes and Fates do so contrary run,
2080That our Deuices still are ouerthrowne,
¶Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our owne.
¶But die thy thoughts, when thy first Lord is dead.
¶Bap. Nor Earth to giue me food, nor Heauen light,
2085Sport and repose locke from me day and night:
¶Each opposite that blankes the face of ioy,
¶Meet what I would haue well, and it destroy:
¶If once a Widdow, euer I be Wife.
¶Sweet, leaue me heere a while,
¶My spirits grow dull, and faine I would beguile
¶The tedious day with sleepe.
¶And neuer come mischance betweene vs twaine.
Exit
¶Ham. Madam, how like you this Play?
2100King. Haue you heard the Argument, is there no Of-
¶fence in't?
¶fence i'th'world.
¶King. What do you call the Play?
¶This Play is the Image of a murder done in Vienna: Gon-
¶anon: 'tis a knauish peece of worke: But what o'that?
2110vs not: let the gall'd iade winch: our withers are vnrung.
¶
Enter Lucianus.
¶This is one Lucianus nephew to the King.
¶Ophe. You are a good Chorus, my Lord.
¶Ham. I could interpret betweene you and your loue:
2115if I could see the Puppets dallying.
¶Ophe. You are keene my Lord, you are keene.
¶edge.
¶Begin Murderer. Pox, leaue thy damnable Faces, and
¶begin. Come, the croaking Rauen doth bellow for Re-
¶uenge.
¶Lucian. Thoughts blacke, hands apt,
2125Drugges fit, and Time agreeing:
¶Thou mixture ranke, of Midnight Weeds collected,
¶With Hecats Ban, thrice blasted, thrice infected,
¶Thy naturall Magicke, and dire propertie,
¶
Powres the poyson in his eares._
¶name's Gonzago: the Story is extant and writ in choyce
2135loue of Gonzago's wife.
¶Qu. How fares my Lord?
¶Pol. Giue o're the Play.
¶
Manet Hamlet & Horatio.
¶The Hart vngalled play:
¶So runnes the world away.
¶my Fortunes tutne Turke with me; with two Prouinciall
2150of Players sir.
¶Ham. A whole one I,
¶For thou dost know: Oh Damon deere,
2155And now reignes heere.
¶A verie verie Paiocke.
¶Hora. You might haue Rim'd.
2160Hora. Verie well my Lord.
¶Hora. I did verie well note him.
¶
Enter Rosincrance and Guildensterne.
2165For if the King like not the Comedie,
¶Why then belike he likes it not perdie.
¶Ham. With drinke Sir?
¶Guild. No my Lord, rather with choller.
¶cher, to signifie this to his Doctor: for for me to put him
¶to his Purgation, would perhaps plundge him into farre
¶more Choller.
¶Ham. I am tame Sir, pronounce.
¶Ham. You are welcome.
¶if not, your pardon, and my returne shall bee the end of
2190Ham. Sir, I cannot.
¶Guild. What, my Lord?
¶mand: or rather you say, my Mother: therfore no more
2195but to the matter. My Mother you say.
¶her into amazement, and admiration.
¶Mother. But is there no sequell at the heeles of this Mo-
2200thers admiration?
¶ere you go to bed.
¶Haue you any further Trade with vs?
2205Rosin. My Lord, you once did loue me.
¶per? You do freely barre the doore of your owne Liber-
¶tie, if you deny your greefes to your Friend.
2210Ham. Sir I lacke Aduancement.
¶Rosin. How can that be, when you haue the voyce of
2215
Enter one with a Recorder.
¶O the Recorder. Let me see, to withdraw with you, why
¶do you go about to recouer the winde of mee, as if you
¶would driue me into a toyle?
¶Guild. O my Lord, if my Dutie be too bold, my loue
2220is too vnmannerly.
¶vpon this Pipe?
¶Guild. My Lord, I cannot.
¶Ham. I pray you.
2225Guild. Beleeue me, I cannot.
¶Guild. I know no touch of it, my Lord.
¶with your finger and thumbe, giue it breath with your
¶of hermony, I haue not the skill.
¶Ham. Why looke you now, how vnworthy a thing
2235you make of me: you would play vpon mee; you would
¶sicke, excellent Voice, in this little Organe, yet cannot
2240you make it. Why do you thinke, that I am easier to bee
¶plaid on, then a Pipe? Call me what Instrument you will,
¶though you can fret me, you cannot play vpon me. God
¶
Enter Polonius.
¶and presently.
¶like a Camell.
2250Ham. Me thinkes it is like a Weazell.
¶Polon. It is back'd like a Weazell.
¶Ham. Or like a Whale?
¶Polon. Verie like a Whale.
¶Ham. Then will I come to my Mother, by and by:
2255They foole me to the top of my bent.
¶I will come by and by.
¶'Tis now the verie witching time of night,
2260When Churchyards yawne, and Hell it selfe breaths out
¶Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood,
¶Would quake to looke on. Soft now, to my Mother:
¶Oh Heart, loose not thy Nature; let not euer
2265The Soule of Nero, enter this firme bosome:
¶Let me be cruell, not vnnaturall,
¶My Tongue and Soule in this be Hypocrites.
2270To giue them Seales, neuer my Soule consent.
