Henry V (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Fluellen and Gower.
¶Gower. Nay, that's right: but why weare you your
¶know to be no petter then a fellow, looke you now, of no
2905merits: hee is come to me, and prings me pread and
¶it was in a place where I could not breed no contention
¶with him; but I will be so bold as to weare it in my Cap
¶till I see him once againe, and then I will tell him a little
2910piece of my desires.
¶
Enter Pistoll.
¶cock.
¶Troian, to haue me fold vp Parcas fatall Web? Hence;
¶looke you, this Leeke; because, looke you, you doe not
¶loue it, nor your affections, and your appetites and your
2925to eate it.
¶Pist. Not for Cadwallader and all his Goats.
¶will is: I will desire you to liue in the meane time, and
¶eate your Victuals: come, there is sawce for it. You
¶call'd me yesterday Mountaine-Squier, but I will make
¶you to day a squire of low degree. I pray you fall too, if
2935you can mocke a Leeke, you can eate a Leeke.
¶or I will peate his pate foure dayes: bite I pray you, it is
¶good for your greene wound, and your ploodie Coxe-
2940combe.
¶Flu. Yes certainly, and out of doubt and out of que-
¶stion too, and ambiguities.
2945eate and eate I sweare.
¶to your Leeke: there is not enough Leeke to sweare by.
2950pray you throw none away, the skinne is good for your
¶Leekes heereafter, I pray you mocke at 'em, that is all.
¶Pist. Good.
¶Flu. I, Leekes is good: hold you, there is a groat to
2955heale your pate.
¶another Leeke in my pocket, which you shall eate.
2960Flu. If I owe you any thing, I will pay you in Cud-
¶gels, you shall be a Woodmonger, and buy nothing of
¶me but cudgels: God bu'y you, and keepe you, & heale
¶your pate.
Exit
2965Gow. Go, go, you are a counterfeit cowardly Knaue,
¶will you mocke at an ancient Tradition began vppon an
¶honourable respect, and worne as a memorable Trophee
¶of predeceased valor, and dare not auouch in your deeds
¶any of your words. I haue seene you gleeking & galling
2970at this Gentleman twice or thrice. You thought, because
¶not therefore handle an English Cudgell: you finde it o-
¶you a good English condition, fare ye well.
Exit
¶Newes haue I that my Doll is dead i'th Spittle of a mala-
¶dy of France, and there my rendeuous is quite cut off:
¶Old I do waxe, and from my wearie limbes honour is
¶Cudgeld. Well, Baud Ile turne, and something leane to
¶there Ile steale:
¶And swore I got them in the Gallia warres.
Exit.
