Henry V (Folio 1, 1623)
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Actus Quartus.
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Enter Fluellen and Gower.
¶against the Law of Armes, tis as arrant a peece of knaue-
¶ry marke you now, as can bee offert in your Conscience
¶now, is it not?
2530Gow. Tis certaine, there's not a boy left aliue, and the
¶Cowardly Rascalls that ranne from the battaile ha' done
¶way all that was in the Kings Tent, wherefore the King
2535soners throat. O 'tis a gallant King.
¶Flu. I, hee was porne at Monmouth Captaine Gower:
¶What call you the Townes name where Alexander the
¶pig was borne?
¶Gow. Alexander the Great.
2540Flu. Why I pray you, is not pig, great? The pig, or
¶the grear, or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnani-
¶riations.
¶Gower. I thinke Alexander the Great was borne in
2545Macedon, his Father was called Phillip of Macedon, as I
¶take it.
¶Fln. I thinke it is in Macedon where Alexander is
¶porne: I tell you Captaine, if you looke in the Maps of
2550tweene Macedon & Monmouth, that the situations looke
¶you, is both alike. There is a Riuer in Macedon, & there
¶is also moreouer a Riuer at Monmouth, it is call'd Wye at
¶Monmouth: but it is out of my praines, what is the name
¶of the other Riuer: but 'tis all one, tis alike as my fingers
2555is to my fingers, and there is Salmons in both. If you
¶marke Alexanders life well, Harry of Monmouthes life is
¶come after it indifferent well, for there is figures in all
¶things. Alexander God knowes, and you know, in his
¶rages, and his furies, and his wraths, and his chollers, and
¶and also being a little intoxicates in his praines, did in
¶his Ales and his angers (looke you) kill his best friend
¶Clytus.
¶Gow. Our King is not like him in that, he neuer kill'd
2565any of his friends.
¶Flu. It is not well done (marke you now) to take the
¶but in the figures, and comparisons of it: as Alexander
¶kild his friend Clytus, being in his Ales and his Cuppes; so
2570also Harry Monmouth being in his right wittes, and his
¶good iudgements, turn'd away the fat Knight with the
¶great-belly doublet: he was full of iests, and gypes, and
¶knaueries, and mockes, I haue forgot his name.
2575Flu. That is he: Ile tell you, there is good men porne
¶at Monmouth.
¶
Alarum. Enter King Harry and Burbon
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with prisoners.
Flourish.
¶Vntill this instant. Take a Trumpet Herald,
¶Ride thou vnto the Horsemen on yond hill:
¶If they will fight with vs, bid them come downe,
¶Or voyde the field: they do offend our sight.
2585If they'l do neither, we will come to them,
¶And not a man of them that we shall take,
¶
Enter Montioy.
¶Exe. Here comes the Herald of the French, my Liege
¶Glou. His eyes are humbler then they vs'd to be.
2595_thou not,
¶Her. No great King:
¶I come to thee for charitable License,
2600That we may wander ore this bloody field,
¶To booke our dead, and then to bury them,
¶To sort our Nobles from our common men.
¶For many of our Princes (woe the while)
¶Lye drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood:
2605So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbes
¶In blood of Princes, and with wounded steeds
¶Fret fet-locke deepe in gore, and with wilde rage
¶Yerke out their armed heeles at their dead masters,
¶Killing them twice. O giue vs leaue great King,
¶Of their dead bodies.
¶Kin. I tell thee truly Herald,
¶I know not if the day be ours or no,
¶For yet a many of your horsemen peere,
2615And gallop ore the field.
¶Her. The day is yours.
¶Her. They call it Agincourt.
2620King. Then call we this the field of Agincourt,
¶your Maiesty) and your great Vncle Edward the Placke
¶Prince of Wales, as I haue read in the Chronicles, fought
2625a most praue pattle here in France.
¶Kin. They did Fluellen.
¶is remembred of it, the Welchmen did good seruice in a
¶Garden where Leekes did grow, wearing Leekes in their
2630Monmouth caps, which your Maiesty know to this houre
¶is an honourable badge of the seruice: And I do beleeue
¶S. Tauies day.
¶King. I weare it for a memorable honor:
2635For I am Welch you know good Countriman.
¶Grace, and his Maiesty too.
2640Kin. Thankes good my Countrymen.
¶
Enter Williams.
¶Our Heralds go with him,
¶Bring me iust notice of the numbers dead
¶On both our parts. Call yonder fellow hither.
¶Cappe?
¶that I should fight withall, if he be aliue.
¶ger'd with me last night: who if aliue, and euer dare to
¶challenge this Gloue, I haue sworne to take him a boxe
¶a'th ere: or if I can see my Gloue in his cappe, which he
2660swore as he was a Souldier he would weare (if aliue) I wil
¶Kin. What thinke you Captaine Fluellen, is it fit this
¶souldier keepe his oath.
¶King. It may bee, his enemy is a Gentleman of great
¶Flu. Though he be as good a Ientleman as the diuel is,
2670your Grace) that he keepe his vow and his oath: If hee
¶bee periur'd (see you now) his reputation is as arrant a
¶vpon Gods ground, and his earth, in my conscience law
2675the fellow.
¶Wil. So, I wil my Liege, as I liue.
¶Will. Vnder Captaine Gower, my Liege.
¶Flu. Gower is a good Captaine, and is good know-
2680ledge and literatured in the Warres.
¶King. Call him hither to me, Souldier.
¶King. Here Fluellen, weare thou this fauour for me, and
2685downe together, I pluckt this Gloue from his Helme: If
¶any man challenge this, hee is a friend to Alanson, and an
¶hend him, and thou do'st me loue.
¶Flu. Your Grace doo's me as great Honors as can be
¶agreefd at this Gloue; that is all: but I would faine see
¶Tent.
2700Follow Fluellen closely at the heeles.
¶The Gloue which I haue giuen him for a fauour,
¶May haply purchase him a box a'th'eare.
¶It is the Souldiers: I by bargaine should
2705If that the Souldier strike him, as I iudge
¶By his blunt bearing, he will keepe his word;
¶For I doe know Fluellen valiant,
¶And toucht with Choler, hot as Gunpowder,
2710And quickly will returne an iniurie.
¶Follow, and see there be no harme betweene them.
¶Goe you with me, Vnckle of Exeter.
Exeunt.
