As You Like It (Modern)
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Enter Amiens, Jaques, and others.
[A table is set out.]
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Song
¶Who loves to lie with me,¶And turn his merry note¶Unto the sweet bird's throat,895Come hither, come hither, come hither.¶_Here shall he see_No enemy¶But winter and rough weather.
¶Jaques More, more, I prithee, more.
¶Amiens It will make you melancholy, Monsieur Jaques.
900Jaques I thank it. More, I prithee, more. ¶I can suck melancholy out of a song ¶as a weasel sucks eggs. More, I prithee, more.
905Jaques I do not desire you to please me, ¶I do desire you to sing. ¶Come, more; another stanzo. Call you 'em "stanzos"?
¶Amiens What you will, Monsieur Jaques.
¶Amiens More at your request than to please myself.
¶Jaques Well then, if ever I thank any man, I'll thank ¶you. But that they call "compliment" is like th'encounter ¶of two dog-apes; and when a man thanks me heartily, 915methinks I have given him a penny, and he renders me ¶the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will not, ¶hold your tongues.
¶Amiens Well, I'll end the song. -- Sirs, cover the while; ¶the Duke will drink under this tree. -- He hath been all this 920day to look you.
[Food and drink are set out.]
¶Jaques And I have been all this day to avoid him. ¶He is too disputable for my company. ¶I think of as many matters as he, but I give ¶heaven thanks and make no boast of them. 925Come, warble, come.
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Song
¶And loves to live i'th' sun,¶Seeking the food he eats,930And pleased with what he gets, All together here¶Come hither, come hither, come hither.¶_Here shall he see_No enemyBut winter and rough weather.
935Amiens And I'll sing it.
¶Jaques Thus it goes:
¶If it do come to passThat any man turn ass,¶Leaving his wealth and ease¶A stubborn will to please,940Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame.¶_Here shall he see_Gross fools as he,¶An if he will come to me.
¶Amiens What's that "ducdame"?
¶Jaques 'Tis a Greek invocation, to call fools into a circle. 945I'll go sleep, if I can; if I cannot, I'll rail against all ¶the first-born of Egypt.
Exeunt [separately].
