As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scena Quarta.
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Enter Duke Senior, Amyens, Iaques, Orlan-
¶do, Oliuer, Celia.
¶Can do all this that he hath promised?
¶As those that feare they hope, and know they feare.
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Enter Rosalinde, Siluius, & Phebe.
2580Ros. Patience once more, whiles our |cōpact| is vrg'd:
¶You wil bestow her on Orlando heere?
¶Du.Se. That would I, had I kingdoms to giue with hir.
2585Orl. That would I, were I of all kingdomes King.
2590Phe. So is the bargaine.
¶Sil. Though to haue her and death, were both one
¶thing.
¶Ros. I have promis'd to make all this matter euen :
2595Keepe you your word, O Duke, to giue your daughter,
¶You yours Orlando, to receiue his daughter :
¶Keepe you your word Phebe, that you'l marrie me,
¶Keepe your word Siluius, that you'l marrie her
¶To make these doubts all euen.
Exit Ros. and Celia.
¶Some liuely touches of my daughters fauour.
2605Me thought he was a brother to your daughrer:
¶But my good Lord, this Boy is Forrest borne,
¶And hath bin tutor'd in the rudiments
¶Whom he reports to be a great Magitian.
2610
Enter Clowne and Audrey.
¶couples are comming to the Arke. Here comes a payre
2615Fooles.
¶Clo. Salutation and greeting to you all.
¶Iaq. Good my Lord, bid him welcome : This is the
¶Motley-minded Gentleman, that I haue so often met in
2620Clo. If any man doubt that, let him put mee to my
¶purgation, I haue trod a measure, I haue flattred a Lady,
¶I haue bin politicke with my friend, smooth with mine
¶enemie, I haue vndone three Tailors, I haue had foure
¶quarrels, and like to haue fought one.
2625Iaq. And how was that tane vp?
¶Clo. 'Faith we met, and found the quarrel was vpon
¶fellow.
2630Du.Se. I like him very well.
¶and blood breakes: a poore virgin sir, an il-fauor'd thing
¶ster.
¶cut of a certaine Courtiers beard: he sent me word, if I
¶said his beard was not cut well, hee was in the minde it
¶was : this is call'd the retort courteous. If I sent him
¶word againe, it was not well cut, he wold send me word
¶If againe, it was not well cut, he disabled my iudgment:
¶this is called, the reply churlish. If againe it was not well
¶reproofe valiant. If againe, it was not well cut, he wold
¶cut?
¶Iaq. Can you nominate in order now, the degrees of
¶the lye.
2665haue bookes for good manners: I will name you the de-
¶the Reproofe valiant: the fift, the Counterchecke quar-
2670uenth, the Lye direct: all these you may auoyd, but the
¶Lye direct : and you may auoide that too, with an If. I
¶but when the parties were met themselues, one of them
¶the onely peace-maker: much vertue in if.
¶Iaq. Is not this a rare fellow my Lord? He's as good
¶at any thing, and yet a foole.
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Enter Hymen, Rosalind, and Celia.
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Still Musicke.
¶
_Hymen. Then is there mirth in heauen,
¶_When earthly things made eauen2685_attone together,¶_Good Duke receiue thy daughter,¶_Hymen from Heauen brought her,¶_Yea brought her hether,
¶To you I giue my selfe, for I am yours.
¶Ros. Ile haue no Father, if you be not he:
¶Ile haue no Husband, if you be not he:
¶Nor ne're wed woman, if you be not shee.
¶Here's eight that must take hands,
¶To ioyne in Hymens bands,
¶If truth holds true contents.
¶You and you, are hart in hart:
¶You, to his loue must accord,
¶Or haue a Woman to your Lord.
¶You and you, are sure together,
2710As the Winter to fowle Weather:
¶Whiles a Wedlocke Hymne we sing,
2715
Song.
¶_Wedding is great Iunos crowne,¶_'Tis Hymen peoples euerie towne,¶_High wedlock then be honored:2720_Honor, high honor and renowne¶_To Hymen, God of euerie Towne.
¶Du.Se. O my deere Neece, welcome thou art to me,
¶Phe. I wil not eate my word, now thou art mine,
2725Thy faith, my fancie to thee doth combine.
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Enter Second Brother.
¶2. Bro. Let me haue audience for a word or two:
2730Duke Frederick hearing how that euerie day
¶Addrest a mightie power, which were on foote
¶In his owne conduct, purposely to take
¶His brother heere, and put him to the sword:
2735And to the skirts of this wilde Wood he came;
¶Where, meeting with an old Religious man,
¶Both from his enterprize, and from the world:
¶His crowne bequeathing to his banish'd Brother,
2740And all their Lands restor'd to him againe
¶That were with him exil'd. This to be true,
¶I do engage my life.
¶Du.Se. Welcome yong man:
¶Thou offer'st fairely to thy brothers wedding:
2745To one his lands with-held, and to the other
¶A land it selfe at large, a potent Dukedome.
¶That heere vvete well begun, and wel begot:
¶And after, euery of this happie number
2750That haue endur'd shrew'd daies, and nights with vs,
¶Shal share the good of our returned fortune,
¶Meane time, forget this new-falne dignitie,
¶And fall into our Rusticke Reuelrie:
2755Play Musicke, and you Brides and Bride-groomes all,
¶Iaq. Sir, by your patience: if I heard you rightly,
¶The Duke hath put on a Religious life,
¶And throwne into neglect the pompous Court.
27602. Bro. He hath.
¶There is much matter to be heard, and learn'd:
¶you to your former Honor, I bequeath
¶your patience, and your vertue, well deserues it.
2765you to a loue, that your true faith doth merit:
¶you to your land, and loue, and great allies:
¶you to a long, and well-deserued bed:
¶And you to wrangling, for thy louing voyage
¶Is but for two moneths victuall'd: So to your pleasures,
2770I am for other, then for dancing meazures.
¶Ile stay to know, at your abandon'd caue.
Exit.
2775As we do trust, they'l end in true delights.
Exit
